Well, I guess I'll say it: Lube, man. My God, use more lube!!

Earguy, my thoughts exactly.

That reminds me: I need to go pick up tampons

A Smoking Hole. Glorious!

I'd like to see a pic of someone hanging out of that thing from inside the inn.

Lube, man. My God, use more lube!!

Don't worry, eventually someone'll spew in it.

I'm so glad I live someplace warm.

So this is what we're reduced to.

You can do anything through the hole in the sheet!

Yeah but will it affect the taste?

Glory hole?

THAT article was just screaming for the photoshop tag.

This is great, smokers already look stupid and so unattractive when they smoke, now they got this. Brilliant!

I can't wait to point and laugh out loud at those idiots.

Glory Hole with Cancer Sticks

People sucking on things through holes in the wall. Where have I heard of this before?

yyrkoon: This is great, smokers already look stupid and so unattractive when they smoke, now they got this. Brilliant!

I can't wait to point and laugh out loud at those idiots.

Hell yeah! I want to be there when you do that, so I can video you getting your ass beat! I will post it on youtube.

Love picture 6 of 6 and the caption:



The "smoking hole" could catch on across Germany: Several of the country's federal states are introducing smoking bans on Jan. 1, 2008.

I hope she's comfortable with forever being known as The Smoking Hole.

Approves!!

They'll have to cut a new hole when the pile of cigarette butts on the sidewalk reaches the height of the hole.

So THAT'S what those holes are for.

Whoops.

Mike Greenwell: People sucking on things through holes in the wall. Where have I heard of this before?

Republican National Convention?

I'd just go outside if I wanted to smoke. Why wait on a hole to open up.

yyrkoon: This is great, smokers already look stupid and so unattractive when they smoke, now they got this. Brilliant!

I can't wait to point and laugh out loud at those idiots.

Mate you're a right asshole. What right do you have to judge people on what they get up to?

Holy crap, what a turn around smoking has become over the decades...

From this...



to this...

This setup allows for performing an excellent gootse impression.

How about just quitting? That would seem easier.

-Why not one big hole?

Goodbye, dignity.

New Ambassador to Germany?

Smoking Hole?

/tap tap

I never thought smoking bans were a good idea since I figured it was best for businesses to decide for themselves until I moved to Arizona and found I could hang out in a bar with friends and not go home smelling like an ashtray.

I would love to make fun of these twats since even if he's bigger than me, I can outrun him while laughing at his wheezy ass.

Looks way to easy to douse with a bucket of water and run.

I smoked 2-3 packs a day for 13 years. There was NEVER a day that I jones'd bad enough for a smoke to do that.

Damn, people, try going a few hours without one once in a while.

and it's positioned right next to the door. That should make the non-smokers coming in extremely happy. Just send us outside and give us a roof of some sort. There is no way I'm sticking my head through that Mr. Bill mouth.

Narcolepsy

Or put up a big sign three feet from the hole covered with leather-bear scat porn.

Note to womens: if you put your head in that thing, we're going to smack your ass. It's that simple.

Welcome to Applebees. Hole or No Hole? Well, there's a five minute wait for Hole but if you'd like, you can sit at the bar and... oh wait, a Hole just opened up. I'll get Raymond to clean your Hole while you look at the menus.

Should make the smokers easier to decapitate.

This is so much win

it always amused me about people going to places the know will be filled with smoke and then start complaining.

Yeah restaurants you might want to get a good dinner at, but shouldn't it be the owners who judge themselves if the should allow smoking or not, and then power of the consumer to keep them in business if they keep going?

I don't have anything to add to this discussion except to say how superior I am because I never smoked.

Yoda's Pen Is: I smoked 2-3 packs a day for 13 years. There was NEVER a day that I jones'd bad enough for a smoke to do that.

Damn, people, try going a few hours without one once in a while.

2-3 packs a day? sounds like you never gave yourself a chance to jones

If this was in America the anti-smoking zealots (found in the DSM III under Psychosomatic Pavlovian Olefactory Hypochondria) would complain that that garbage reeking alley was being befouled by cigarette smoke.

These people are absolute tools just as intolerant and fanatic as Islamic Fundamentalists as they simply cannot stand the fact that other people do not share their beliefs and they hate them for it.

All the arguments about how "they'd go out more if it wasn't for smoky bars" are prima facie false as, if that was the case, bar owners would be converting to non-smoking of their own accord left and right to get all that extra business.

That it's never happed is a a testament to the fallacy of their arguments.

Besides, if you're so concerned about your health what the fark are you doing in a bar in the first place???

Stay home and read your bible while drinking cammomile tea you ninnies.

Chicago is set to go smoke free come January 1 and I wonder how many murders will occur as a result in the first couple of months when people who are forced to step outside to smoke come back in to find that somebody has taken their seat or removed their drink?

Several dozen by April at least . . . .

tchau: it always amused me about people going to places the know will be filled with smoke and then start complaining.


These are the same douchenozzles that buy property next to farms to complain about the smell, or airports to complain about the noise. Then they demand the city to do something about it.

"Yah, we know those church bells have rung every Sunday at the same time for 200 years, but we like to sleep in. Our lawyer says you have to change it!"

So how long before one of his patrons is fined for drinking in public?

Remember those pasty little dweebs in high school the ones
wearing sweater vests and volunteering for hall monitor. You
know the ones I am talking about. Well those are the anti-smoking
zealots who enjoy seeing this kind of story.

So a window's not good enough for them?

WaltzingMathilda: Yoda's Pen Is: I smoked 2-3 packs a day for 13 years. There was NEVER a day that I jones'd bad enough for a smoke to do that.

Damn, people, try going a few hours without one once in a while.

2-3 packs a day? sounds like you never gave yourself a chance to jones

Really odd thing was I was never one of those "great with a first cup of coffee" types. I couldn't stand to light up the first one until 10:30-11:00am, but then pretty much burned them continuously until 9:00-10:00pm. I mean "burned" literally. I would light one, take a drag and then answer a phone call that lasted until there was nothing but filter left.

Wife and I quit cold turkey 10 years ago come New Years Day. Yes, it got a little "tense" around the homestead for a few weeks.

Saddest part is, I could go back to a pack a day, TODAY.

Or they could just, you know, step outside for five minutes...