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(Some Guy) Amusing All you'll ever need to know about Santa.. as explained by preschoolers   (fredericksburg.com) divider line 41
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ultrachronic 2007-12-23 11:26:38 AM  
Um...

img411.imageshack.us

 
LowbrowDeluxe 2007-12-23 12:38:48 PM  
ultrachronic: Um...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypercolor

 
The_Talented_Mr_Richards 2007-12-23 12:40:30 PM  
ultrachronic: Um...

Sometimes, it takes years for child-molesting perverts to be captured.

Sometimes, however, they're caught red-handed.

 
homerjaythompson 2007-12-23 12:40:33 PM  
ultrachronic: Um...

lol

 
Teafortwo 2007-12-23 12:41:26 PM  
ultrachronic: Um...

lol, thread over.

 
Mayhem of the Black Underclass 2007-12-23 12:44:23 PM  
LowbrowDeluxe: ultrachronic: Um...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypercolor


No, it's a snowman sweater in puff paint, with bead eyes and mouth. She probably made it herself. I think ultrachronic was expecting Chris Hansen to show up.

 
memilkisyummy 2007-12-23 12:44:36 PM  
red-handed = rofl

But also, my heart is happier for having watched that. Thanks, subby!

 
flup 2007-12-23 12:45:31 PM  
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 
memilkisyummy 2007-12-23 12:45:43 PM  
BTW -- it's a reindeer. The antlers are her hand prints, and I bet the head is her footprint.

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2007-12-23 12:48:43 PM  
Sounds like adults explaining religion

/why does only one ear work at a time? Did they use a mono mic?

 
Mongo cut wood 2007-12-23 12:53:34 PM  
The_Talented_Mr_Richards Quote 2007-12-23 12:40:30 PM
ultrachronic: Um...

Sometimes, it takes years for child-molesting perverts to be captured.

Sometimes, however, they're caught red-handed.



Was gonna say something similar but can't quite get my hands on it.

Whoever posted this, thanks, it was really cute. I LOL's at it.

 
The_Talented_Mr_Richards 2007-12-23 12:55:12 PM  
Mongo cut wood:

Was gonna say something similar but can't quite get my hands on it.

Whoever posted this, thanks, it was really cute. I LOL's at it.


Quite welcome. I live to serve.

 
bigjrocksit 2007-12-23 12:55:37 PM  
zero,zero,zero,zero,zero,zero

 
allthesametome 2007-12-23 12:58:37 PM  
Wow, that had a lot of suck.

 
watox 2007-12-23 12:59:56 PM  
LowbrowDeluxe: ultrachronic: Um...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypercolor


Hypercolor!!! Nice 80's reference!!



www.funkette.com

 
tmbg 2007-12-23 01:10:01 PM  
No presents for the Hulkster.

www.nwo.it

 
tmbg 2007-12-23 01:18:49 PM  
This may seem like a stupid question, but why is nearly every kid in that video kicking or fidgeting in some way?


Also:

"You zing Christmas thongs around a Pole?"
I get the gist of it, but what does a pole have to do with it?

 
Jamrock 2007-12-23 01:30:13 PM  
tmbg: This may seem like a stupid question, but why is nearly every kid in that video kicking or fidgeting in some way?

*sigh*

You must be a big fan of Adderall, too

 
Scentless_Apprentice 2007-12-23 01:38:31 PM  
tmbg: This may seem like a stupid question, but why is nearly every kid in that video kicking or fidgeting in some way?


Also:

"You zing Christmas thongs around a Pole?"
I get the gist of it, but what does a pole have to do with it?


Obviously, the child's family celebrates Festivus.

I'm just happy that I know the order to open presents on Tuesday. First, God opens his presents. Then Jesus opens his presents. Then Santa, and the Elves get to open theirs.

 
mc4_a 2007-12-23 01:43:33 PM  
The kid with the AC/DC shirt. LOLz

 
PoeGhost 2007-12-23 01:48:28 PM  
God that was cute. I hate drippy snot-nosed kids, but that was too cute even for my two sizes too small heart.

 
You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color [TotalFark] 2007-12-23 02:11:01 PM  
PC LOAD LETTER: Sounds like adults explaining religion


I came in here to say the exact same thing. Bravo

 
heavymetal [TotalFark] 2007-12-23 02:13:01 PM  
ultrachronic: Um...

I think they might need to investigate the art teacher.

 
memilkisyummy 2007-12-23 02:27:39 PM  
tmbg: This may seem like a stupid question, but why is nearly every kid in that video kicking or fidgeting in some way?


Also:

"You zing Christmas thongs around a Pole?"
I get the gist of it, but what does a pole have to do with it?


1. little kids fidget.
2. i bet she was thinking of the north pole

 
LowbrowDeluxe 2007-12-23 02:32:03 PM  
watox: LowbrowDeluxe: ultrachronic: Um...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypercolor

Hypercolor!!! Nice 80's reference!!


Heh, thank you. Anyone who didn't have at least one uncomfortable moment when they got caught with their girlfriend with telltale Hypercolor handprints can get off my lawn. =)

 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark] 2007-12-23 02:45:16 PM  
tmbg: This may seem like a stupid question, but why is nearly every kid in that video kicking or fidgeting in some way?

Because they're kids and they're excited?

 
confibulator 2007-12-23 03:09:28 PM  
Speaking of "um..."

img519.imageshack.us

Is this kid's name Al?

 
theorellior 2007-12-23 03:20:50 PM  
tmbg: No presents for the Hulkster.

That picture makes him look like a big, red, greasy sausage. With a yellow codpiece.

 
SecretAgentWoman 2007-12-23 03:35:28 PM  
tmbg: This may seem like a stupid question, but why is nearly every kid in that video kicking or fidgeting in some way?


I take it you are not a parent.

Pound for pound, kids have 100 times more energy than the average adult. It's constant until they exhaust themselves and fall asleep. Wait, I take that back...*remembering sharing bed with 3 year olds*...they keep going in sleep, too.

 
RCL 2007-12-23 04:00:56 PM  
I wonder how much money they make off of DVD sales.

 
gimmeasammich 2007-12-23 04:02:45 PM  
tmbg: "You zing Christmas thongs around a Pole?"
I get the gist of it, but what does a pole have to do with it?


Obviously someone on the Naughty list.

/think about it, zinging thongs whilst at a pole...

 
eno 2007-12-23 04:04:36 PM  
www.thestahrs.com

 
eno 2007-12-23 04:09:30 PM  
www.thestahrs.com

The simple act of cropping makes this a very diffferent type of video.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2007-12-23 04:37:10 PM  
eno: The simple act of cropping makes this a very diffferent type of video.

You're a magnificent bastard.

I rasie a glass of eggnog to you.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2007-12-23 04:37:45 PM  
Err, raise.

Oops.

 
sweater_pups [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-12-23 04:47:28 PM  
Mayhem of the Black Underclass: No, it's a snowman sweater in puff paint, with bead eyes and mouth. She probably made it herself. I think ultrachronic was expecting Chris Hansen to show up.

I wish when you all think of perverts you'd stop invoking my name!!
media.scout.com

 
whyworry 2007-12-23 04:56:37 PM  
eno: The simple act of cropping makes this a very diffferent type of video.

And leaves evidence on your computer.

 
Electioneer 2007-12-23 05:04:50 PM  
This is what I got out of that video.

1. One of the kids has an AC/DC T-shirt

2. Another has a vague New Yorker accent


I have no holiday spirit

 
Gridlock 2007-12-23 05:05:27 PM  
img210.imageshack.us

 
LuvsMeFirefly 2007-12-23 05:41:47 PM  
Eno, I laughed so hard I felt lightheaded.

My 6 year old's occupational therapist (sensory integration disorder, anxiety and supposed ADHD) says that we're all a little ADHD - don't you sometimes doodle while on the phone, or jiggle your leg, or tap a pencil, etc? Why is it okay for adults to do this, but kids - who are naturally full of energy, excitement and lack the brain and physical development to keep everything under wraps - are expected to sit like little zombies? Pisses me off.

 
VushtrriBoy 2007-12-23 06:18:23 PM  
First, the link was just right for the holiday, thanks subby

Second, they are kids. They fidget until they are about 27. And then they think about fidgeting until 40 or so. After that, they talk about the days when they used to fidget.

 
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