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log_jammin [TotalFark] 2007-12-23 04:19:27 AM  
According to police, the officer at some point felt threatened by the actions of the employee and that is why he pulled out his handgun.

well no shiat!

It was BEEF JERKY!!! YOU DON'T fark WITH A MANS BEEF JERKY!!

 
Doggie McNugget 2007-12-23 05:06:36 AM  
My weight is 300 pounds
My favorite is beef jerky
I'm a vagabond, I'm a vagabond
My mom says, "You are kinky!"

 
fark'emfeed'emfish 2007-12-23 05:54:52 AM  
what a jerk

 
Bob Down 2007-12-23 06:01:55 AM  
Great euphemism Submitter
(reads article)

 
LowbrowDeluxe 2007-12-23 08:06:15 AM  
i156.photobucket.com
Just a few bad apples! Remain calm!

 
some attorney 2007-12-23 08:09:44 AM  
I blame bush! It's a festivus miracle!

 
testsicles 2007-12-23 08:10:14 AM  
Two years ago after I got my deer and had it butchered, I had some (emphasis on some) of the deer made into jerky and some into pepper sticks (more like Slim Jims). Well, my neighbor loved the jerky so much that this year when he got his deer, he dropped it off at the butchers and ask for the whole thing to be made into jerky.

Lol, you don't need to hunt to take a guess at how much jerky you can make from one deer. shiat, I'm already sick of it. Answer, it's more deer jerky than you'll ever need that's for sure. Everyone in his family is getting a lot of it for Christmas.

 
jdproctor 2007-12-23 08:19:07 AM  
If you outlaw guns, only government officials will have guns.

/or something like that

 
Farkage 2007-12-23 08:19:25 AM  
)This isn't goint to turn into another cop bashing thread, is it?
A big one is still going from yesterday...

Link (new window

 
BobTheFirstJr 2007-12-23 08:19:44 AM  
Anyone giving odds on whether the cop will be found to be justified in his actions by his chief? After all, the poor emo cop "felt threatened" by the man who was trying to de-escalate the confrontation by using verbal means instead of a taser....

Role reversal?

 
Migaloo 2007-12-23 08:22:10 AM  
4 pounds of his deer jerky was seasoned incorrectly.

If you spice it more than twice, you're playing with it.

First he came for the jerky, and I said nothing. I just ran for the door like holy H3ll!

 
mdalli 2007-12-23 08:23:41 AM  
"According to police, the officer at some point felt threatened by the actions of the employee"

In other words, the citizen didn't lay down and become docile and compliant when Mr. Huge-Ego Policeman yelled at him.

Don't ever trust or befriend the police or any other gov't agent.

 
lajimi [TotalFark] 2007-12-23 08:25:21 AM  
The officer is on paid-administrative leave, which is part of standard operating procedure.

THAT'S IT! We will not tolerate this kind of behavior! You will stay home yes, we're going to pay you until we lose the files and intimidate the witnesses.

/Nod nod, wink wink

 
UrinalPooper 2007-12-23 08:25:53 AM  
Normally I'm one of the first ones shouting "police brutality!" when things like this happen...

...however if I was expecting peppered deer jerky and I found out it was teriyaki that would make me a sad panda.

/pulling a gun over it is bat-shiat insane
//but i can understand his disappointment

 
testsicles 2007-12-23 08:26:57 AM  
mdalli: Don't ever trust or befriend the police or any other gov't agent.

1. The police are not your friend.
2. The police are not trying to help you.
3. The police don't care what happens to you.
4. The police are not obligated to protect you.
5. The police will beat your ass if they feel like it.
6. Do not argue with the police.
7. Do what they say as they are the only group of people that can kill you and have the most chance of getting away with it.
8. Never stick bananas in their tailpipes. They hate that.

 
McKeesport Beer Baron 2007-12-23 08:31:48 AM  
8. Never stick bananas in their tailpipes. They hate that.
Yeah, my girlfriend hates that too.....

 
troll fu 2007-12-23 08:34:30 AM  
McKeesport Beer Baron: 8. Never stick bananas in their tailpipes. They hate that.
Yeah, my girlfriend hates that too.....


That's odd. She never complains when I do it.

/you're doing it wrong.

 
Hilary T. N. Seuss 2007-12-23 08:36:34 AM  
seasoning his jerky, bananas in their tailpipes... Too many disturbing euphemisms here for an early morning thread.

 
rancidPlasma 2007-12-23 08:39:17 AM  
After his paid vacation is up, he'll be back with a raise and a commendation from the chief. You see, the butcher has knives in his place of work, the cop was only doing the sensible thing when he pulled that gun out. The butcher will also have the honor of having a lot more "routine visits" from his buddies to make sure everything's alright.

 
God-- [TotalFark] 2007-12-23 08:43:03 AM  
troll fu: McKeesport Beer Baron: 8. Never stick bananas in their tailpipes. They hate that.
Yeah, my girlfriend hates that too.....

That's odd. She never complains when I do it.

/you're doing it wrong.


I usually stick my penis and not a banana in her ass, I think you're both doing it wrong...

 
cwolf20 [TotalFark] 2007-12-23 08:45:32 AM  
flashbacks?

 
HalonChilled 2007-12-23 08:49:40 AM  
i39.photobucket.com
Approves

testsicles: 8. Never stick bananas in their tailpipes. They hate that.

I always preferred ye olde potato in the tailpipe.

/not on cops though

 
forestwalker 2007-12-23 08:51:33 AM  
I drove by this scene yesterday on my way home from work around the corner, so I am really getting a kick out of these few replies.

 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute 2007-12-23 08:54:18 AM  
Farkage: )This isn't goint to turn into another cop bashing thread, is it?
A big one is still going from yesterday...

Link (new window


Just to make you happy....

Did anyone say:

POLICE CARS HAVE RUN FLAT TIRES!!!!!

get a brain, morans!!

/and stop sticks have retrieval ropes attached.

//I love deer jerky

 
forestwalker 2007-12-23 08:56:23 AM  
...oh yeah, forgot... VPD and Clark County deputies are, for the most part, drooling morons, so this does not shock me. It took 8-10 VPD officers, including a Sgt. over 10 mins to find a body in some bushes 3 feet from them after a dude offed himself in front of me.

 
walnuts55 [TotalFark] 2007-12-23 08:58:34 AM  
this cop was a Jerk about someone rubbing his meat wrong.

 
xx409xx 2007-12-23 09:12:09 AM  
Wow, everytime i whip out my jammy, it always results in superior service...


/my dads a cop, and its true, cops don't give a shiat about you. Its a job. I hated all my customers when i worked in "retail"

 
CtrlAltDelete [TotalFark] 2007-12-23 09:12:23 AM  
There are rules, Smokey.

 
dude3129 2007-12-23 09:22:37 AM  
I live in Vancouver, Washington, so I'm getting a kick out of...

Seriously, I actually do live in Vancouver, Washington. This cop has been on public access tv the last few weeks giving the eulogy at his K9's funeral. He's at the podium just bawling his eyes out. I'm a dog owner, and I can understand his love for partner and friend, but I thought he took it just a little too hard.. it didn't seem rational. After hearing which cop this was, it didn't surprise me.

 
Hector Remarkable 2007-12-23 09:25:23 AM  
dude3129: I live in Vancouver, Washington, so I'm getting a kick out of...

Seriously, I actually do live in Vancouver, Washington. This cop has been on public access tv the last few weeks giving the eulogy at his K9's funeral. He's at the podium just bawling his eyes out. I'm a dog owner, and I can understand his love for partner and friend, but I thought he took it just a little too hard.. it didn't seem rational. After hearing which cop this was, it didn't surprise me.


Seriously Dude 3129? How bizarre.

 
beoswulf 2007-12-23 09:31:13 AM  
dude3129: I live in Vancouver, Washington, so I'm getting a kick out of...

Seriously, I actually do live in Vancouver, Washington. This cop has been on public access tv the last few weeks giving the eulogy at his K9's funeral. He's at the podium just bawling his eyes out. I'm a dog owner, and I can understand his love for partner and friend, but I thought he took it just a little too hard.. it didn't seem rational. After hearing which cop this was, it didn't surprise me.


Maybe he had his dog made into jerky.

 
forestwalker 2007-12-23 09:31:14 AM  
Here is a more in-depth article on this from Vancouver's local daily

HERE (new window)

 
schmusimausi73 2007-12-23 09:32:09 AM  
My husband is a butcher so I'm getting a kick... ;)

 
forestwalker 2007-12-23 09:32:50 AM  
dude3129: I live in Vancouver, Washington, so I'm getting a kick out of...

Seriously, I actually do live in Vancouver, Washington. This cop has been on public access tv the last few weeks giving the eulogy at his K9's funeral. He's at the podium just bawling his eyes out. I'm a dog owner, and I can understand his love for partner and friend, but I thought he took it just a little too hard.. it didn't seem rational. After hearing which cop this was, it didn't surprise me.


Are you sure this is the same guy? I thought the K9 that was killed was a CCSO not VPD.

 
forestwalker 2007-12-23 09:35:06 AM  
Nevermind, it was a VPD dog, the Sherrif's office was the one handling the investigation... So dude3129, you're saying the guy form the butcher shop is this Evans guy?

Police Department
News Releases
Vancouver Police Department K9 Dies
Wednesday, October 24, 2007, 12 PM
Contact: Kim Kapp, Public Information Coordinator at (360) 696-8265.


Photo/sound file: http://www.flashnews.net/images/news/Evans-Dakota.jpg

Photo/sound file: http://www.flashnews.net/images/news/Dakota.jpg

On October 23, 2007 Vancouver Police K9 Dakota was shot and killed while searching for an armed suspect as part of a mission with the SW Washington Regional SWAT Team.

Dakota, a German Shepherd, was born in Slovakia July 2002. He was put into full service by the Vancouver Police Department in July 2005. His handler was Officer Roger Evans. Dakota became a SWAT K9 in July 2006 and in his career was responsible for 150 narcotics finds and over 100 suspect captures.

The Vancouver Police Department is saddened by the death of K9 Dakota and truly appreciates the outpouring of support from the community at this difficult time.

For information related to the case please contact the Clark County Sheriff's Office.

 
testsicles 2007-12-23 09:35:25 AM  
schmusimausi73: My husband is a butcher so I'm getting a kick... ;)

Does he do a good job hiding the salami?

 
Kalanga [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-12-23 09:35:36 AM  
I think this is our guy...


http://www.columbian.com/news/localNews/2007/11/11062007_Remembering-Dakota-Grie f-for-a-best-friend.cfm

 
schmusimausi73 2007-12-23 09:37:51 AM  
testsicles:

He's not hiding it, I'm riding it ;)

 
walnuts55 [TotalFark] 2007-12-23 09:43:27 AM  
dude3129: I live in Vancouver, Washington, so I'm getting a kick out of...

Seriously, I actually do live in Vancouver, Washington. This cop has been on public access tv the last few weeks giving the eulogy at his K9's funeral. He's at the podium just bawling his eyes out. I'm a dog owner, and I can understand his love for partner and friend, but I thought he took it just a little too hard.. it didn't seem rational. After hearing which cop this was, it didn't surprise me.


He loved that dog (knot) gay cop dog

 
schmusimausi73 2007-12-23 09:47:17 AM  
Choestoe

Thank you!!!!

You rock! :):):)

Katie

 
Choestoe [TotalFark] 2007-12-23 09:50:41 AM  
schmusimausi73

Your comments made me laugh, and I needed that this morning. My pleasure.

 
Rogh-sensei 2007-12-23 09:54:24 AM  
testsicles, I'll take that jerky off your hands, free of charge.
schmusimausi73, that sound you hear is the furious clicking of carnivore farkers on your profile.

 
BillyBob_The_Magnificent 2007-12-23 09:56:02 AM  
According to police, the officer at some point felt threatened by the actions of the employee and that is why he pulled out his handgun.


"Felt threatened by the actions of the employee", means that Mr. Police Officer will probably get a written reprimand but keep his badge, gun, and job. Maybe get paid or unpaid leave. In fact, if it's more than a week I would be shocked.

I never could understand the logic of law enforcement departments or agencies to do whatever they could to keep the trash in their ranks. Mr. Police Officer and others like him are liabilities for departments. If it was an "officer safety issue" he would be gone. The police unions share the blame as well.

 
jafiwam 2007-12-23 09:59:09 AM  
forestwalker: ...oh yeah, forgot... VPD and Clark County deputies are, for the most part, drooling morons, so this does not shock me. It took 8-10 VPD officers, including a Sgt. over 10 mins to find a body in some bushes 3 feet from them after a dude offed himself in front of me.

Got pics?

 
EvelFarknievel 2007-12-23 10:01:14 AM  
Here's the cop in unrelated story about his police dog that was killed by a suspect in October.

Roger Evans (new window)

 
forestwalker 2007-12-23 10:05:09 AM  
Yup, was the same guy, at least according the the Columbian/the butcher.

LINK (new window)

 
EvelFarknievel 2007-12-23 10:06:11 AM  
Remember, we're only getting one side of this story.

Being a butcher, maybe the cop thought he had a knife. Maybe he was reaching for something.

This guy is very highly trained and a member of the SWAT team, so it would be unusual for someone like that to just fly off the handle like that in a public place for no reason.

 
zombieninja 2007-12-23 10:06:21 AM  
I don't think he gave the jerky that happy finishing touch...

/good cop bad cop you decide
//should have tased him
///slashies

 
forestwalker 2007-12-23 10:06:29 AM  
jafiwam: forestwalker: ...oh yeah, forgot... VPD and Clark County deputies are, for the most part, drooling morons, so this does not shock me. It took 8-10 VPD officers, including a Sgt. over 10 mins to find a body in some bushes 3 feet from them after a dude offed himself in front of me.

Got pics?


EWWWW no. The guy who was with me did, however, help the ME load him up. I am not the type to voluntarily gaze upon gore. At the time, we thought he was shooting at us, so we beat feet until the police showed up. Luckily I saw nothing nasty.

 
Benjimin_Dover 2007-12-23 10:07:15 AM  
testsicles: Two years ago after I got my deer and had it butchered, I had some (emphasis on some) of the deer made into jerky and some into pepper sticks (more like Slim Jims). Well, my neighbor loved the jerky so much that this year when he got his deer, he dropped it off at the butchers and ask for the whole thing to be made into jerky.

Lol, you don't need to hunt to take a guess at how much jerky you can make from one deer. shiat, I'm already sick of it. Answer, it's more deer jerky than you'll ever need that's for sure. Everyone in his family is getting a lot of it for Christmas.


Ain't no such thing as too much jerky!

 
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