(Insert Stupid Cox and Forkum Cartoon Here)

/in before Afternoon-Delight

It's like elementary school courtship. Obama likes Edwards for his running mate, so he runs up and punches him in the... policy.

So a speculated 'truce' between two candidates vying for the same nomination is off because, gasp!, the two candidates criticize each other?

So this is big news?

obama/paul 08

*climax*

NarrMaster: (Insert Stupid Cox and Forkum Cartoon Here)

Hippies love Osama bin Laden! That's hilarious!

NarrMaster: (Insert Stupid Cox and Forkum Cartoon Here)

/in before Afternoon-Delight

Oh. My God.

Edwards IS a pretty boy with perfect hair! And look at B. HUSSEIN Obama's turban and suicide vest, which is funny because his middle name is HUSSEIN!!! Haw haw haw!!!

Who is Hillary?

You know who else liked to make "truces" to beat a common enemy but eventually turned on his allies?

\DRTFA

Obama is the perfect affirmative action candidate. Hire me 'cus I'm black. I've never been a diplomat, never been a manager, never been a bureaucrat but you should hire me 'cus 1 year after becoming a Senator, I knew I could do a great job managing 3+ million employees and communicating with a couple hundred countries and political entities and I am better than a hedgehog. And I am black (although I've little in common with black Americans, being that I've no middle passage, slavery, or Jim Crow in my past- in fact both sides of the woodpile were probable slavers, and I grew up in a state that hates white folks but fark all that, I've the Audacity of Hope) and you owe it to me for the Audacity of Hope. You may not know whether I can manage a 7-11, but trust me, I am better than a hedgehog. And I make white chicks swoon. And I inhaled and snorted and tripped the light fantastic.

Bush is bad, but Obama would be an absolute clusterfark. Good luck to America if he gets elected, 'cus you'll need it.

asdwer:

What's it like being a total dick?

Well, yeah - she isn't winning any more.

asdwer: Obama is the perfect affirmative action candidate. Hire me 'cus I'm black. I've never been a diplomat, never been a manager, never been a bureaucrat but you should hire me 'cus 1 year after becoming a Senator, I knew I could do a great job managing 3+ million employees and communicating with a couple hundred countries and political entities and I am better than a hedgehog. And I am black (although I've little in common with black Americans, being that I've no middle passage, slavery, or Jim Crow in my past- in fact both sides of the woodpile were probable slavers, and I grew up in a state that hates white folks but fark all that, I've the Audacity of Hope) and you owe it to me for the Audacity of Hope. You may not know whether I can manage a 7-11, but trust me, I am better than a hedgehog. And I make white chicks swoon. And I inhaled and snorted and tripped the light fantastic.

Bush is bad, but Obama would be an absolute clusterfark. Good luck to America if he gets elected, 'cus you'll need it.

Ron jeremy is running for president?

Ron jeremy is running for president?

A hedgehog not THE hedgehog

But I would certainly consider voting for the Master.

Obama has NO CHANCE WHATSOEVER.
The entire south will not vote for him. that cuts his votes in HALF.
No women will vote for him, that cuts his votes in half again.
The religious will not vote for him because of his close ties to islam, that cuts his votes in half again.
He might get the local votes in Chicago, if the blacks bother to go to the polls (historically, they dont).
His only chance is for the Dems to break out those dead voter rolls again like they always do in Illiois.
Hillary obviously has the whole thing sewn up and there is nothing anyone can do. The race is going to be Hillary Vs. Giuliani and Giuliani is going to win. THere is no way people will accept the forced nanny state that Billary is planning on imposing.
Her brand of socialism is something we have all seen before...in germany in the 1930's.
Giuliani is the only person running who has first hand experience with terrorism and has shown how to take a stance against the muslim fanatics that are the biggest threat to democracy aside from 4 more years of Clinton rule.

hillary4real

That's pretty good. Random capitalization. Hitting return after every sentence. Bonus points for use of the term "Billary".

8.5/10

Are you by any chance a small business owner?

Obama is going to win.

hillary4real

I LOLed.

The only ones making an issue about Obama's race are Democrats. It was your ilk that started pondering such important questions as "Is Obama black enough" and "Clinton is the first black president."

It is a pathetic and shameless pandering but the perceived inequity of the nation is all the left has going for them right now. Your fellow peers, Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson, would concur

I'm glad to see it's thinly veiled racism day on the Politics tab. I only hope that both of you are trolling.

Shockingly, there's no loyalty among theives/politicians.

hillary4real: Obama has NO CHANCE WHATSOEVER.
The entire south will not vote for him. that cuts his votes in HALF.
No women will vote for him, that cuts his votes in half again.
The religious will not vote for him because of his close ties to islam, that cuts his votes in half again.
He might get the local votes in Chicago, if the blacks bother to go to the polls (historically, they dont).
His only chance is for the Dems to break out those dead voter rolls again like they always do in Illiois.
Hillary obviously has the whole thing sewn up and there is nothing anyone can do. The race is going to be Hillary Vs. Giuliani and Giuliani is going to win. THere is no way people will accept the forced nanny state that Billary is planning on imposing.
Her brand of socialism is something we have all seen before...in germany in the 1930's.
Giuliani is the only person running who has first hand experience with terrorism and has shown how to take a stance against the muslim fanatics that are the biggest threat to democracy aside from 4 more years of Clinton rule.

Wow. I didn't know that half the votes in the U.S. came from the South. Might wanna check that math again, scooter.

Those Kamchatka-Alaska "walls of peace" never last the whole game.

My immunity idol. Let me show it to you.



/Survivor: President