For a moment there, I thought Rob Reiner had some sort of nervous breakdown when I read the headline.

Nabb1: For a moment there, I thought Rob Reiner had some sort of nervous breakdown when I read the headline.

Heh... I'm glad to see that I'm not alone on that.


/sounds like this clown isn't a cut above the rest
//it's not healthy to have a beef like that

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Heh... I'm glad to see that I'm not alone on that.

Ditto. Wonder how many won't get the joke?

/get off my damn lawn
//Sticks and stones may break my bones, but, but .... FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT.

damageddude: Ditto. Wonder how many won't get the joke?

If anything, this thread is where the edumacation will begin.


/get off my damn lawn
//Sticks and stones may break my bones, but, but .... FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT.

23 SKIDOO!!

/realizes that there's a lot at steak with this article

The son was jailed on suspicion of assault with a deadly, yet tasty weapon,

FT

You think this cattle do any jail time?

dahmers love zombie: You think this cattle do any jail time?

I'm sure that they'll chuck him behind bars.

I came to this thread expecting to see an Archie Bunker picture and am so far sorely disappointed.

Could have been worse, he could have mushroom stamped her.

Is this the thread where we roast subby?

Bacon deficiency make a man crazy.

I was all over that "meathead" title also. See Florida, even us good people in San Diego have a few nutcases (probably a Florida transplant!).

Nabb1: For a moment there, I thought Rob Reiner had some sort of nervous breakdown when I read the headline.

This thread is over.

It's rare that you hear about something like this. I hope they fry him.

Third base!

that headline made me CHUCKle

/meh

Bit'O'Gristle

Could have been worse, he could have mushroom stamped her.

could of been wurst?

Roast Beast?

Prime Rib and Bacon Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Was he arrested as part of a steak out?

I sure hope they Round up any other suspects, on Grounds of a salt.

The cops seem to have done an A1 job.

Stories like this are rare.

As long as they reached a happy medium, well, I'm done.

You guys are really butchering the concept, here.

dramaticpause: You guys are really butchering the concept, here.

Yeah, people - beef up your posts.

Now he's in danger of getting a "meat thermometer" in the rump.

La Jolla, huh? I guess being the richest neighborhood in the US doesn't always make your life "better". Having loads of money apparently doesn't guarantee you'll have any class....

That said, I hope they burn him at the steak!!

/Why, they oughta make mincemeat outta him!

Donald_McRonald: dramaticpause: You guys are really butchering the concept, here.

Yeah, people - beef up your posts.

You really can't beat meat threads

That's a tough charge to have on your record. I think the prosecutors should be tender, and not roast the guy for one lapse. They should remember not to have a cow over one bully, though he deserves a good ribbing.

His fellow cattle in the pen are bound to tenderize his rump, though.

/Try the veal?

It seems some of you guys have a beef against this turkey. Maybe he'a an Aussie, and was just a bit tenderized on the beefeater, and really just needed to go to the bathroom and chuck.

Fark wasn't nearly as tough on Kobe, and there was alchohol and illicit massage in that round. I hope that this guy turns himself in. I'd hate to see Paddy cook him with the taser. You never know, he might flip state's evidence, or they may not make anything stick.

Timdesuyo: It seems some of you guys have a beef against this turkey. Maybe he'a an Aussie, and was just a bit tenderized on the beefeater, and really just needed to go to the bathroom and chuck.

Fark wasn't nearly as tough on Kobe, and there was alchohol and illicit massage in that round. I hope that this guy turns himself in. I'd hate to see Paddy cook him with the taser. You never know, he might flip state's evidence, or they may not make anything stick.

You are my hero.

I thought he would do anything for love *except* that.

I giggled.

It's Rare to see so many pun threads in one day on Fark. Did I miss a memo?

I wonder what kind of beef he had with his mom. Maybe she was trying to finally chuck him out of the basement.

When I read assault with a deadly weapon, I knew the truth - he attacked with none other than a pork sword.

under the influence tonight.


Thought it said "meatloaf"

Woulden't waste a prime rib on mom.


Do anything for love, but I wont do that.

/she died 2 years ago, miss ya still Mom

Would this be considered obligatory, since skinink's pic reminded me of it?

this thread has been nothing but an onslaughter of bad puns.

/Not meat related enough?

Juggle This: this thread has been nothing but an onslaughter of bad puns.

/Not meat related enough?


It meats my minimum standard. I wouldn't leave it on the killing floor.

/It's not really a floor,
it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice
through so it can be collected and exported.

That's what she gets for constantly saying "Where's the beef?"

Wtf is a bredroon door?

Why do women always get meat thrown in their face shortly after an argument?

I think I hurt my ribs and tender loins from chuckling and the headline.

/Those were the days

HaywoodJablonski: Donald_McRonald: dramaticpause: You guys are really butchering the concept, here.

Yeah, people - beef up your posts.

You really can't beat meat threads

Hah!