Why did i have an image of Pete Townsend when reading that headline?!

/someone fetch the eye bleach!

If I had a nickel...

Guitar Hero 3 soundtrack for download (new window)

Oh, about the cabbie.....mmmm, guitar hero...

:-)

I'd vote for 'em.

America: Vote Naked-Taxi-Passenger-Beating-Air-Guitar-Guy. Because really, both of the other choices suck.

What have you been up to, grasshopper?

I have a new hero

FTA: false imprisonment of a passenger

Is this like false burglary? Fake murder?

I'm really getting a kick out of these replies

Ah man, is David Carradine off the wagon (and on to the van) again?

Yeah, gotta lock up those dangerous naked, van-sitting, guitar-playing, taxi-driving, mayoral candidates. Not like California prisons aren't overcrowded, or anything.

"Naked guitar strumming" is my new favorite euphemism.

/If anybody needs me, I'll be in my bunk strumming my guitar

He forgot to wear a flower in his hair.

I've actually had this guy as a cab driver before. All he did was talk about becoming the mayor. Funny, he didn't seem to have any real ideas about solving the naked-guitar playing-hippie problem we have in the city.

I rode in this guy's taxicab too. He was a bit weird, but nothing really that horrible about him

This is his yelp page