Articles like this are a right wing-nut's wet dream... it gives them a cause to whine about morality while at the same time gives them an excuse to try to ban "offensive" material.

-and this guy in the article is pathetic. Dude, if you are "addicted" to porn then just put down the penthouse and quit wanking so much.


(Is he wanking in this picture?)

Courtesy of RageVI from a previous thread:

How did I know this would go green?

Go away, baitin'

"21 percent

said they visited pornographic Web sites a few times a year "

A year? 21%?

I can stop watching internet porn anytime I want to!

/but who says I want to?

What is this "porn" of which you speak?

ehhhh, you get burned out on internet porn after awhile. I'm up to erotically asphyxiating hookers, having them asphyxiate me.

Pornography is pornographic!

Porn kicks ass

FTFA:"Porn is a drug unlike any other," Layden said. "It's free, it's available 24-7, it's piped into our house, and it gets you up or down. It's a very potent drug."

Bwahahahahaha. It just gets me up.

"Internet porn Having a penis has tempted millions."

This is why we need to take a cue from the Chinese. Our government needs to implement programs like "Net Nanny," to protect us from ourselves.

Also, I need the FCC to censor my XM radio. After I called up XM and paid money for their service, I can no longer stop the stream of filth coming in from the Opie & Anthony show. The only remedy is to turn the channel, or turn off my radio altogether.

I for one appreciate the fact that porn is so much easier to get now than it was back when I was a teenager in the '80s. Technology is not evil.

Confabulat: Courtesy of RageVI from a previous thread:

BWAHAHAHAHA!!

Gigglepoo: "21 percent

said they visited pornographic Web sites a few times a year "

A year? 21%?

Yeah, the other 79% already downloaded everything they need.

zez: Go away, baitin'

BMTTP

Porn? On MY internets?!?

/it's more likely than you think...

"Porn is a drug unlike any other," Layden said. "It's free, it's available 24-7, it's piped into our house, and it gets you up or down. It's a very potent drug."

Free? Available 24-7? Piped into your house?

I'm afraid that doesn't sound like any drug I've ever heard of.

$10 this guy actually cheated on his wife, then blamed pron.

Epsilon: I for one appreciate the fact that porn is so much easier to get now than it was back when I was a teenager in the '80s. Technology is not evil.

While I do agree with your point in theory... When I was first burping my worm as a teenager the total lack of porn material meant I was able to find things arousing that were only slightly arousing in principle. This meant that my c0ck was well trained to perform even when faced with, say, a toothless lardarse girl.

These days, thanks to the intertubes, if I can imagine it, I can find it, give or take anyway. The consequence is that my c0ck now expects only the best, and so these days in real life I am only able to get it up when confronted by 3 women and a couple of gerbils in a bath of leftover chow mein :(

That vile filth has not tempted me...

...today. Yet.

/as everyone knows, bottled-up sexual desire is the healthy way to go

zez: Go away, baitin'

OMFG, YES!

am i the ONLY one who wants to know where this magical list of "top 5 pay internet porn sites" and "top 5 free internet porn sites" is!??!

FTA: NEW TAMPA - The Rev. Brian James' journey down a road of self-described "moral failure" began two years ago when he started viewing pornography over the Internet. But it ended Dec. 10, he said, when staff members of St. James United Methodist Church discovered a pornographic image inside a photocopy machine.

You're doing it wrong.

cftc: I'm afraid that doesn't sound like any drug I've ever heard of.

That may be why he said it was "a drug unlike any other". Just sayin'.

I'm sure something akin to this has been posted before...

But why don't we have one of these yet?

Why does this haveta be an attack on the right wingers?
If you have a multi billion dollar industry, it isn't just the pseudo intellectuals that are enjoying it.

I may be a conservative...but my right hand is a total whore

flumpth

You owe me a new keyboard

only millions? Guess higher rainman romero.

Yes I admit I have been involved in self-pollution.

Egads! Human beings have sexual urges; someone stop the presses!

BorgiaGinz: Egads! Human beings have sexual urges; someone stop the presses!

Ruh roh, some people are addicted to things. What are we going to do. Let's not say it's the addicts fault, hell no, it's obviously the fault of what they're addicted to! Burn it! Burn it!

Imagine my disgust when I found out that THIS (new window and certainly NSFW) could be created in MS Paint

FTFA: "Porn is a drug unlike any other," Layden said. "It's free, it's available 24-7, it's piped into our house, and it gets you up or down. It's a very potent drug."

That's so true, I was just thinking about this yesterday when I was repairing the cocaine faucet. You can't imagine how much that drip was costing me.

Quantumbunny: But why don't we have one of these yet? img406.imageshack.us

sadly , it costs Drew a lot of money in terms of bandwidth to add a new tag apparently. hence why even the long overdue Darwin tag hasnt happened yet


flumpth:

While I do agree with your point in theory... When I was first burping my worm as a teenager the total lack of porn material meant I was able to find things arousing that were only slightly arousing in principle. This meant that my c0ck was well trained to perform even when faced with, say, a toothless lardarse girl.

These days, thanks to the intertubes, if I can imagine it, I can find it, give or take anyway. The consequence is that my c0ck now expects only the best, and so these days in real life I am only able to get it up when confronted by 3 women and a couple of gerbils in a bath of leftover chow mein :(

i

loved

every

word

of that post.

"Another signed on as soon as he arrived at work and didn't sign off until the workday ended."

Yeah, we call that "working"

I blame teh Intertubes for all Pron addiction.

And the Earth is flat, too.

I also don't quite get the photocopier situation. I mean, what?

What good would the internet be without porn?

A cookie to the first person to photoshop an actual 'Romero signal'

Sexual Trauma and Psychopathology Program at the University of Pennsylvania

this like NAMBLA?

who the hell pays for porn?

The interwebs is for pr0n Link (new window)

/mmmmm chow mein ;)

Wait...

There is no set standard as to when a person becomes officially labeled an Internet porn addict, but some studies say that when a person watches more than 5 1/2 hours a week, that's cause for concern,

thats only a half hour of pr0n a day or so

"We lived in a busy house last week, and we live in a really busy house this week," he said. "I dropped my kids off at school, and I'm going to pick them up. When people call, I'm going to answer."

ORLY? what a STRANGE concept...

Without pr0n a lot of people's heads would asplode
/among other things...

If it weren't for internet porn, there would be a lot more rapings.

Without internet porn it would be like being back in the '70's pre video days and relying on an old battered copy of Swank or Oui found in the bushes near school.

/Actually without internet porn I would still have use of my videos and dvds....so there!!!

"Porn is a drug unlike any other," Layden said. "It's free, it's available 24-7, it's piped into our house, and it gets you up or down. It's a very potent drug."

Uh, colloquialize much?

/Never tempted by internet pron
//I throw caution to the wind and indulge with reckless abandon