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(Some Guy) Stupid Teen boy suing school district because 25-year-old female teacher taught him sex ed. TTIUWOP   (islandpacket.com) divider line 84
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Zarkin Frood [TotalFark] 2007-12-22 03:41:34 PM  
OK, I'm officially calling the Packet employee out of hiding.
You're a cheater because none of my Packet submissions ever gets greenlit!

and since we don't have a pic of the perp, let's play pretend!
www.hottforteacher.com

 
Bin_jammin 2007-12-22 04:57:01 PM  
Zarkin FroodOK, I'm officially calling the Packet employee out of hiding.
You're a cheater because none of my Packet submissions ever gets greenlit!

and since we don't have a pic of the perp, let's play pretend!


? I know your words, just not together.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2007-12-22 04:57:32 PM  
Zarkin Frood: And since we don't have a pic of the perp, let's play pretend!

You think the teenager would sue her?.

 
orclover 2007-12-22 04:59:26 PM  
Scarred him? Lets see some pics of the accused perp, and the fark jury will decide

 
ComicBookGuy 2007-12-22 04:59:59 PM  
CygnusDarius: Zarkin Frood: And since we don't have a pic of the perp, let's play pretend!

You think the teenager would sue her?.


A matter of pocket depth.

This action is pure, greedy bullshiat. This kid does NOT feel traumatized in the least if the teacher is anywhere near hot.

 
roryman 2007-12-22 05:01:19 PM  
maybe she told him he had a babydick

 
Jument 2007-12-22 05:01:44 PM  
Stupid. Taser the kid until he dies.

 
monsieurstabby [TotalFark] 2007-12-22 05:01:53 PM  
Completely misleading headline, and not in a funny way.

 
xx409xx 2007-12-22 05:04:29 PM  
Bad headline subby....Bad!

 
JonnyBGoode 2007-12-22 05:05:39 PM  
reminds me of the comedian that said "most guys would be going 'alright' at this sort of stuff. 'I got game!' But I did my high school teacher and I never got game.

"Of course, I was homeschooled..."

 
The Damned 2007-12-22 05:06:15 PM  
This is actually a brilliant scheme. Have sex with hot (I would hope) teacher, sue school board for millions, become rich kid and have lots of sex with other (presumably) hot teachers and teacher-like women.

It's goddamn brilliant!

 
moulderx1 2007-12-22 05:06:31 PM  
Sight unseen, ¡NO DESEO!

 
CaptainBeer 2007-12-22 05:07:50 PM  
Did anyone else read :


Rebecca Robertson-Shaffer, now lives in San Diego, Calif., according to the attorney who filed the slut?

Just wondering...

 
Elrond_Hubbard 2007-12-22 05:13:47 PM  
ARG TEH HEDLINE WUZ MISLEEDNG!
Come on, it's Fark, where every day is Student-Diddle Day. Calm down.

And that goes for the whiny little "victim," too: Man the fark up, Nancy. You nailed your teacher when you were 15 years old. Stop being such a baby about it and start bragging to your friends.

The pussification of our precious snowflakes should be about them actually getting pussy.

/i can has hot teacher pix?

 
carlos_1987 2007-12-22 05:15:52 PM  
Jument: Stupid. Taser the kid until he dies.

I second this notion.

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2007-12-22 05:20:23 PM  
Sounds like he'll probably win some sort of settlement. The lousy part is it will come out of the school district's budget, thus punishing all of the students who have nothing to do with this.

 
meshman 2007-12-22 05:23:02 PM  
"The suit stated the boy suffered severe emotional harm from the relationship, was "viciously teased" by other students..."

Odd. How would other students find out? Was somebody bragging?

"...and expects to have "emotional issues intermittently for the rest of his life."

Oh the poor, poor thing. Those recurring momories of kicking and screaming, begging for her to stop. It must be a living hell. Only a truckload of money will fix this.

 
CaptainBeer 2007-12-22 05:23:23 PM  
I was visciously teased one. It was a bonus. Didn't even have to pay extra.

 
Kuildeous 2007-12-22 05:24:10 PM  
Well, I won't speak out on the ethics of a teacher and her teenage student, but I do have to wonder about the claim that the boy was emotionally scarred.

Scarred by the relationship? Possibly. It is man vs. woman, so someone tends to get hurt.

But the boy was "viciously teased" by other students? How can you be teased about having sex with a teacher? How hard is it to shut up the other teenagers?

Bully: Ha, you're a putz.
Victim: If you had sex with a woman 10 years older than you, raise your hand.
Bully: Um....
Victim: Right, so, until you get laid by a woman who gets cheaper automobile insurance, you have no basis on teasing me, pansy!

Or maybe it's just a little revenge fantasy stemming from my being teased in high school (and not being able to use inappropriate sexual relations as a defense).

 
Lamune_Baba 2007-12-22 05:30:14 PM  
Kuildeous: But the boy was "viciously teased" by other students? How can you be teased about having sex with a teacher?


While I have a hard time imagining this scene without remembering my own faptastically hot Spanish teacher, I can think of two possible scenarios where this could be damaging to the teen:

1.) The teen is flaming gay, and is getting teased by the other gay students.

"Hah, hah! You disgusting vagpacker!"

2.) The teacher is a wildebeest.

"Oh my god... you stuck your dick in that?!! I think I just threw up a little in my mouth."

 
Seasons I'v Withered 2007-12-22 05:31:57 PM  
For someone that has to register on the sex offender list for the rest of her live I find nuthing.
/zip
/Nadda
? I wanted to see her pic

 
StrikitRich 2007-12-22 05:37:32 PM  
Lamune_Baba: Kuildeous: But the boy was "viciously teased" by other students? How can you be teased about having sex with a teacher?


While I have a hard time imagining this scene without remembering my own faptastically hot Spanish teacher, I can think of two possible scenarios where this could be damaging to the teen:

1.) The teen is flaming gay, and is getting teased by the other gay students.

"Hah, hah! You disgusting vagpacker!"

2.) The teacher is a wildebeest.

"Oh my god... you stuck your dick in that?!! I think I just threw up a little in my mouth."


Exactly what I was going to say.

 
inglixthemad [TotalFark] 2007-12-22 05:39:37 PM  
Jument: Stupid. Taser the kid until he dies.

Would you say the same thing if the student was a girl?

Good for the goose, good for the gander and all that...

 
Gsxtacy 2007-12-22 05:40:31 PM  
This thread is useless without pics...

 
IAmRight [TotalFark] 2007-12-22 05:42:24 PM  
Lamune_Baba: "Oh my god... you stuck your dick in that?!! I think I just threw up a little in my mouth."

In the wise words of a HS soph I knew when I was a frosh, "It all feels the same in the dark"

Kuildeous: Bully: Ha, you're a putz.
Victim: If you had sex with a woman 10 years older than you, raise your hand.
Bully: Um....
Victim: Right, so, until you get laid by a woman who gets cheaper automobile insurance, you have no basis on teasing me, pansy!


How about "I like older women...say, your mom's always been extra nice to me..."

It would result in a beating but it would be awesome.

 
solarisman 2007-12-22 05:43:57 PM  
Meh, would hit it at 15 for sure.

vspimages.vsp.virginia.gov

VA Sex Offender Record
CA's site has not record of her... she gonna' get in trouble. www.meganslaw.ca.gov

 
Unobtanium 2007-12-22 05:46:18 PM  
CygnusDarius
You think the teenager would sue her?.

RTFA, under SC state law, she can't be sued, they have to sue the employer. This is pretty common in the former colonies, taken from the old English concept that you can't sue the Monarchy. Sounds like SC has taken that to an extreme, though, since it usually is only for acts committed in an official capacity, and somehow I expect that teacher-student sex is not in the job description.

/As with many other male, middle-aged Farkera, I still want to know where these teachers were when I was in high school. In ours, we had maybe 1.5 nice looking ones.
//And yes, I recognize that there is a double standard here for male students/female teachers.

 
scott-ty 2007-12-22 05:47:37 PM  
Sounds like a little dick lawsuit to me... a male(crybaby) gold digger...I agree with some of the above... tazer him until his little twinkie turns to ashes.. then to be fair do the same to the lawyer that talked him into this... The real victim here is the teachers.... register for life..what a joke.... move on.. nuff said.

 
Tommy Moo 2007-12-22 05:48:23 PM  
Bad headline/tag combo there, subby. I was prepared to come into this thread, guns ablazin', telling this prissy born-again to grow a pair.

 
luckybastard 2007-12-22 05:49:45 PM  
I definitely would have hit it as hard as a 15-year-old could. It would've taken someone much uglier to keep me a teacher-sex virgin.

 
devilslefthand 2007-12-22 05:55:27 PM  
TTIUWOP - So what, we're deciding to condense anything we feel like regardless of meaning?

/Two titties in use without permit?
//Time to instigate unwanted origami pregnancies?

 
devilslefthand 2007-12-22 05:58:12 PM  
devilslefthand: TTIUWOP - So what, we're deciding to condense anything we feel like regardless of meaning?

/Two titties in use without permit?
//Time to instigate unwanted origami pregnancies?


forgot to add...
///subby -1

 
Seamer 2007-12-22 05:59:59 PM  
TTIUWOP is one of the stupidest acronyms I've seen...without gets a mention twice! Its like turning 'benjamin' into 'ben jamin' or 'bj' instead of just 'b'.

/bj approval rating - 0. And proud of it!

 
LargeCanine 2007-12-22 06:00:55 PM  
Finally we have Step 2:

Step 1: Bang your hot teacher
Step 2: sue the school for money
Step 3: Profit!

 
yosluggo 2007-12-22 06:11:38 PM  
solarisman: Meh, would hit it at 15 for sure.



VA Sex Offender Record
CA's site has not record of her... she gonna' get in trouble. www.meganslaw.ca.gov



She looks nice enough to me.

 
Nick Nostril 2007-12-22 06:17:32 PM  
Zarkin Frood: OK, I'm officially calling the Packet employee out of hiding.
You're a cheater because none of my Packet submissions ever gets greenlit!

and since we don't have a pic of the perp, let's play pretend!


Can I go back to school again?

 
amazing_live_seamonkeys [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-12-22 06:24:26 PM  
solarisman: Meh, would hit it at 15 35 for sure.

FTFY

 
whammer 2007-12-22 06:30:06 PM  
i2.photobucket.com

 
tripperday 2007-12-22 06:31:27 PM  
Some dude had sex with the Spanish teacher when I was in high school, and when her husband found out, he went to the student's house doing donuts in his yard daring him to come out. Said student called school, saying he wouldn't be in that day because Randy S. was in his yard.

If he was late to an event, he would be asked if Randy was in yard, and we would all laugh. Yeah, the teasing was "merciless". No one went to jail and no one sued (except for divorce). The teacher was moved to 7th grade reading, and he eventually broke up with her because guess what? Even though if she paid when they went out, she was pretty high maintenance, at least emotionally.

Boys AND girls used to get into destructive relationships, learn from it, and move on with their farking lives. What happened to that?

 
Species8472X 2007-12-22 06:33:15 PM  
The kid is farking GHEY. A f****t to the highest extremes!

 
K2JMan 2007-12-22 06:38:55 PM  
John Williams, spokesman for the school district and board, said the district hasn't reviewed the lawsuit and declined to comment.

John Williams, spokesman for the school district

John Williams

upload.wikimedia.org

That is all.

 
Mongo cut wood 2007-12-22 06:41:19 PM  
LargeCanine Quote 2007-12-22 06:00:55 PM
Finally we have Step 2:

Step 1: Bang your hot teacher
Step 2: sue the school for money
Step 3: Profit!

Step 4: And Bragging rights!!!!!

FTFY

Since the paper didn't post a pic of the teacher, she must be ugly as sin.

 
ozzie_stu 2007-12-22 06:45:43 PM  
The majority of these writers seem to think it's ok to be a pedophile so long as you're a good-looking-female-pedophile.

Take that to the extreme .. if she murdered someone would these same writers trivialise the murder just because the murderer was good looking? What if this guy ends up not being able to form relatationships and eventually suicides because he is so screwed up?

These writers are writing with one hand on the keyboard and the other hand on their brains.

 
elided 2007-12-22 06:49:05 PM  
And that, my friends, is double-dipping.

 
CornFedIowan 2007-12-22 06:51:29 PM  
ozzie_stu: What if this guy ends up not being able to form relatationships and eventually suicides because he is so screwed up?

I'm not able to form relationships, so I'm getting a kick out of this reply.

 
ReverendJasen 2007-12-22 06:58:13 PM  
ozzie_stu: What if this guy ends up not being able to form relatationships and eventually suicides because he is so screwed up?

Good riddance to the weaker of the species.

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2007-12-22 06:59:24 PM  
CornFedIowan: ozzie_stu: What if this guy ends up not being able to form relatationships and eventually suicides because he is so screwed up?

I'm not able to form relationships, so I'm getting a kick out of this reply.


I LOLed.

And, Iowan? "Suicide" is not a verb.

 
CornFedIowan 2007-12-22 07:06:53 PM  
Robert1966: And, Iowan? "Suicide" is not a verb.

I know, but calling that out seemed bad form in my reply.

 
whistleridge [TotalFark] 2007-12-22 07:08:11 PM  
I'm either stupid, or I've had too much egg nog..TTUIWOP? WTF? Please explain, someone...

 
Ben Bernanke's Whiskers 2007-12-22 07:15:40 PM  
tripperday, thank you for that fascinating story.

 
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