Whew! Glad we got that one nailed down.. I'd been agonizing over it for days..

"She said another one is that her husband taught her how to both change a diaper and feed a baby, experience she lacked when she had the first of their five boys."
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Wow, another "mother of the year" candidate.

His experience must come from his vast experience of breast feeding lobbyists, and changing Dick Cheney's diapers.

But seriously, is that woman retarded?
How hard is it to make mashed potatos?

Yeesh.

He's a cinch for Idaho.

That's as lame as when Dick Nixon went to Sacramento, and claimed his favorite lunch was cottage cheese with catsup on it, to pander to their dairy, and tomato farmers.

My first thought? If Dick Nixon likes it, it must taste like dick.

I prefer tater tots, he can go to hell.

Mashed potatoes? Sheesh.

Proof that he candidates are generally as talentless as Pamela Anderson after a double mastectomy.

But he can also make gravy, says TFA.

THAT is actually pretty hard.

/I can do it!

Yes, yes...but can he bake a pie?

Hungry pie addicts need to know.

I make really good mashed potatoes myself, but I don't think that qualifies me or anyone else for that matter to be president.

That's nothing. I'm sure he can whip up some Jello-based dishes that would put most housefraus to shame!

/He is Mormon, after all.

"So, he comes in handy," his wife said.

Honey, "handy" is not what we need in the White House. A Big Spender like your husband is also straight out. We need someone willing to face the fact that our country has gone off the trail and into the puckerbrush, and is willing to take a machete to the briar patch that has become our military-industrial complex to get us back.

I just don't see mr. Mashed Potatoes as being very handy with a machete.