Ahh, my hometown police, truly El Paso's finest.

This cop always gets his goat.

Not amused.

Cabrito Green!

/now two, two semi-obscure refs in one bad joke!

Sa-ah-ah-ah-ah-lsa?

El-Chupathingy?

It was comming right at us...

Ewe had best watch those puns,

I smell cabrito for Christmas dinner.

I miss hovergoat

Out in the west texas town of El Paso
I caught a glimpse of a run away goat.
He ran down the highway with reckless abandon
down Yarbough street he continued to roam

The cops were all summoned to rein in the ba-a-a-ad guy
The goat, he was nimble, but he meant no harm.
Recklessly darting around flummoxed drivers
The federales, they broke out their arms

And as faaast as he could in the west texas town of el paso
The runaway goat, oh he pined for the hills
But as soon as the guns fired, he knew he was done for
The goat he fell down, and his boooodyyyyy... layyy stillllll.

Welcome to the Nanny State?

/he will be missed

Crap! I should have said:

Caprini Green!

/sorry, I just started drinking
//Ardbeg 10

In an unrelated story, police in Phoenix, AZ, plugged the a$$ of a foul-mouthed, inebriated thief posing as Santa delivering a (now) bloodied, stuffed pink elephant to a morbidly obese child.


/I loves me some Bad Santa. Think I'll go watch it.

Spokane's goat problem

They don't have sedative darts to take it down? Why do I have the feeling they didn't try absolutely everything they could, first?

So El Paso Police = Chupacabra?

/DNRTFA

ComicBookGuy: They don't have sedative darts to take it down? Why do I have the feeling they didn't try absolutely everything they could, first?

No, the police don't usually have sedative darts on hand. Even if they did, figuring the correct dosage isn't trivial. Too little drug and the animal doesn't go down, too much and the animal is dead.

Either way, the officers were kinda forced to act quickly because the goat was running around in a busy road and risking a traffic accident. If they had tried everything they could before shooting the goat, a human might have been killed to save an item of livestock.

Ay cabrón.

/had to be said.

Wusses. Can't handle a goat? This kid can.

So the police shoot a beast with horns and cloven hooves that is wreaking havoc? I say it's a Christmas Miracle!

/got nothin'

Some little mexican kid can't make chili now . HAs a tomato with no place to go.

Now I want to see a "goat rampage" episode of Cops.

Ah, holiday stories, holiday liquor.

Church: Dunno, I've never seen a car like that before... Looks like a, uh... Like a big cat of some kind.
Tucker: ...
Church: ...
Tucker: What, like a Puma?
Church: Yeah, man, there ya go.

Why didn't they tase the goat?

A scapegoat?

Asura-HiME: A scapegoat?

Scrapegoat, now.

OK Police 1 Terrorist goats 0

It's the War on Black Mass!

oh shiate it a goat shoot it!!!1!!

'Shoulda just packed it in a crate and sent it to a nice cliff-side grazing area in Hawaii.

It's like submitter had been waiting all his life to use the goat joke at Christmas...

Sheep baaaaah. Goats bleat.
Sorry, subby.