I missed that placement ad.

"Could the secretary of treasury please tell me where we put the Funjons? I'm hungry as balls, over here."

Rocky Mountain High Colorado

JoJoTheIdiotMonkeyBoy: "Could the secretary of treasury please tell me where we put the Funjons? I'm hungry as balls, over here."

That made me snort. Well done.

/in Denver
//WOO!

JoJoTheIdiotMonkeyBoy: "Could the secretary of treasury please tell me where we put the Funjons? I'm hungry as balls, over here."

Ok, I lol'd.

Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons. Yeah, man. Yeah.

In other news, sales of this increased.

If he ain't back in ten minutes, we're callin Dominos!

"Appointed to the panel by the mayor... Crystal Noel, a drug and alcohol-abuse and prevention counselor who moonlights as a stripper"

...I mean, c'mon man! The name is perfect!

This makes me ...

I should have asked Hick if he wanted some help....

Those transcripts are going to be embarrassing when they read them the next day.

I know the council will roll through the night to form a joint resolution to ensure enforcement will be lighter, allowing the police to smoke out perpetrators of more chronic crimes.

Who was the citizen?

disapproves

upthedownstair: In other news, sales of this increased.

I always loved dipping nacho doritos in heated nacho cheese.

so good

What if D-O-G really spelled cat?

Meanwhile in Texas...

Oh wow man, they stuck it in his eye!

Mile High City

A mile is a really long way to walk, wish I could find my car.

Dude, I totally forgot what I was going to write here...

tshetter: upthedownstair: In other news, sales of this increased.

I always loved dipping nacho doritos in heated nacho cheese.

so good

That's a cheese gangbang, right there.

Very crunchy and tasty. Perfect for munchies.

DrForrester: I know the council will roll through the night to form a joint resolution to ensure enforcement will be lighter, allowing the police to smoke out perpetrators of more chronic crimes.

*Applauds*

Malinki: Very crunchy and tasty. Perfect for munchies.

I get munchies with a RIDICULOUS vengeance. I need to switch to carrot sticks or something, I chub out pretty hard these days.

Fair_Poopsmith: Malinki: Very crunchy and tasty. Perfect for munchies.

I get munchies with a RIDICULOUS vengeance. I need to switch to carrot sticks or something, I chub out pretty hard these days.

The Wheat Thins are actually pretty decent, nutritionally speaking. At least they're not the normal radioactive snack foods.

that city is totally going to pot, unless they are able to weed out the bad element and stem the tide of addiction.

/grassias

Mayor Hickenlooper, best name EVAR!

I wonder if this committee is going to be biased or not. [Stupid question, I know.] I saw they put a drug abuse counselor on there...why isn't there a representative from NORML on there or something? Is the panel REALLY representative of the population? Probably not.

"Thank you, Denver. City by the bay!"

Have you ever legislated ... on weed?

god i m so pissed atm

Sam: Get outta here, Dewey!
Dewey Cox: What are y'all doin' in here?
Sam: We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this shiat.
Dewey Cox: You're smoking *reefers*?
Sam: Yeah, 'course we are; can't you smell it?
Dewey Cox: No, Sam. I can't.
Girl Groupie: Come on, Dewey! Join the party!
[takes a hit off a joint]
Sam: No, Dewey, you don't want this. Get outta here!
Dewey Cox: You know what, I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover.
Sam: It doesn't give you a hangover!
Dewey Cox: Wha-I get addicted to it or something?
Sam: It's not habit-forming!
Dewey Cox: Oh, okay... well, I don't know... I don't want to overdose on it.
Sam: You can't OD on it!
Dewey Cox: It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it?
Sam: It makes sex even better!
Dewey Cox: Sounds kind of expensive.
Sam: It's the cheapest drug there is.
Dewey Cox: [at a loss and out of excuses] Hmm.
Sam: You don't want it!
Dewey Cox: I think I kinda want it.
Sam: Okay, but just this once. Come on in.

Mayor Dick In Pooper?

Not Dunkin Donuts..............WHITE CASTLE!!!!

I really want to toke up now........

i feel this is mandatory . . .

*citizens'

//ftfy

Interrupted Infinitum
I really want to toke up now........

waaaaaay ahead of ya there pal...

/seriously
//farkin' baked

I would move to Denver except I farking hate the Broncos.

my sister is a cop in Boulder
she will nail your ass

/he he he

While I don't smoke or drink, I agree that as long as it doesn't hurt anybody else, you should be allowed to do whatever drugs you want. If you get really farked up and kill yourself or something, it's your fault, another life lost, but the world keeps turning. We have way bigger fish to fry right now than "ZOMG PEOPLE IS GETTING HI!!!!"

So Hey Hey Hey
Smoke away
MasonL87 says it's OK.

/god that last bit was painful to write
//hopefully even more painful to read

Dunkin' Donuts? Has subby ever been high?

MasonL87: //hopefully even more painful to read

Your post gave me cancer. But on the bright side, it's medicinal now.

CrackCityRocker waaaaaay ahead of ya there pal...

/seriously
//farkin' baked

Pass the cheetos!

/baked

Donald_McRonald: Sam: Okay, but just this once. Come on in.

That was remarkably unfunny for the amount of effort you put into it.

martin van buren: Dunkin' Donuts? Has subby ever been high?

hey to each their own....for me when I am high I gotta have Chinese food.

The closest Dunkin' Donuts to Denver is in Tucson, AZ... 15 hours away. Aint that stupid?