Ron Paul appeals to tinfoil hatters, the GW and AJ thing I don't get.

Prisonplanet.com reporting a journalist's story who appeared on the Alex Jones Show. Yeah, that's reliable.

Not sure about Washington. It wouldn't surprise me. As for Jackson, here you go. (pops)

Does shooting himself in the foot count?

*sighs*


Well at least now he's not bothering to hide that he's paranoid crazy.

SilentStrider: *sighs*


Well at least now he's not bothering to hide that he's paranoid crazy.

He's only paranoid crazy if they aren't out to get him.

http://www.usatrivia.com/pasnatt.html

If he gets whacked, it isn't going to be to prevent him from
getting the Presidency. He's doomed that chance all by himself...
well, and with the help of a couple thousand frenzied
Hitler Paul Youth.

Judging from the threads I have read, there are probably quite a few farkers already in watchtowers.

bitteroldman: Not sure about Washington. It wouldn't surprise me. As for Jackson, here you go. (pops)

Lol, After firing the two pistols, Lawrence was apprehended after Jackson beat him with his cane.

The question isn't whether you're paranoid, it's whether you're paranoid enough...

English, submitter, do you speak it? He is talking about attempts, you jackass. Did you think Ron Paul was unaware whether George Washington was assassinated?

Uhm, RP never said that subby.

You FAIL AT LIFE.


DIAF.

I was wondering if we could have just one "It's your official [day of the week] Ron Paul discussion thread [some joke]" because even I'm getting burned out on all the crazy that is Ron Paul and his Paulites.

While this is PrisonPlanet, the potential for the power structure in this country to erase a potential threat to the corporate oligarchy is obvious to anyone who can see through the curtain of "National Security" we're all supposed to live, terrified, behind.

FREEDOM!

Steve Holt!!! (new window)

SoxSweepAgain: asshole douchebag neocon farkface dickhead jerk.

...His name is my name too-ooo-ooooh
Whenever we go out
The people always shout,
"There goes asshole douchebag neocon farkface dickhead jerk."
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
Asshole douchebag neocon farkface dickhead jerk

SoxSweepAgain: While this is PrisonPlanet, the potential for the power structure in this country to erase a potential threat to the corporate oligarchy is obvious to anyone who can see through the curtain of "National Security" we're all supposed to live, terrified, behind.

I thought Ron Pauls policies helped the big corporations. Doesn't he want to get rid of monolopy laws or something like that?

I am getting real tired of this shiat.

Failing_Junk: I am getting real tired of this shiat.

I still have an hour of work and it keeps me entertained.

Ryan2065: I still have an hour of work and it keeps me entertained.

I know that sane, rational articles do not get as many clicks/comments but FFS do we really have to find every nutjob with something to say about Ron Paul and give them a greenlight?

Failing_Junk: I know that sane, rational articles do not get as many clicks/comments but FFS do we really have to find every nutjob with something to say about Ron Paul and give them a greenlight?

Fark.com politics tab only has 11 Ron Paul threads. Apparently the powers that be think we need more cause this one hasn't hit yet.

Cake Hunter
...His name is my name too-ooo-ooooh
Whenever we go out
The people always shout,
"There goes asshole douchebag neocon farkface dickhead jerk."
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
Asshole douchebag neocon farkface dickhead jerk

bwa ha ha ha... good thing I wasn't drinking anything.

timmy_the_tooth 2007-12-21 07:34:23 PM
SoxSweepAgain: You sir, are a sheep. Hope your head is comfy in that sand, you asshole douchebag neocon farkface dickhead jerk.

a measured and reasoned response -- it really gets your goat that someone might have heard your opinion and still not have changed their mind, doesn't it?

you're so certain of your belief that you just LITERALLY can't understand that there's a lot of people out there who just flat out disagree. and it burns you up especially because you know that they have a reasoned and reasonable and logical reason why they disagree. but you think if you just say the same idea in a slightly different way with a slightly different metaphor or illustration the "light" will simply go off for them and they will become enlightened. just like you.

it won't happen. get over it.

Hey Timmy, try this:

Primary season sure is fun.

You get to see who the establishment candidates are really afraid of.

This year? Huckabee and Paul.

And maybe Obama, a little, but that really only seems to be Hillary's little obsession.

schrodinger:

Hey Timmy, try this:

Is that your mom on the right?

OMGZORZ! The spirit of Libertarianism's running all through me! ALL THROUGH ME! I'm a Libertarian now!

EVERYBODY SING THE RON PAUL SONG! (sung to the tune of the "Brian Boitano Song"

What would Ron Paul do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Ron Paul'd do.

When Ron Paul was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Ron Paul was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Ron Paul do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Ron Paul'd do.

The Founding Fathers were all stealth-Libertarians you see,
Just like General Pinochet in Chile.

He's got a simple plan where my mom
Is an economic counterweight to Time/Warner

For Ron Paul I'll spam internet formus, too,
Cos that's what Ron Paul would do.

And what would Ron Paul do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to spam MSNBC polls for true
That's what Ron Paul would do.

When Ron Paul travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot kings
and saved the human race again

And when Ron Paul built the pyramids,
He beat up Kubela Kong.

Cos Ron Paul doesn't take shiat from an-e-y-body

So lets all get together,
And unite behind the Gold Standard
And we'll save children from single-payer healthcare too,
Cos that's what Ron Paul do.

And we'll save the Dow Jones from any oversight too,
Cos that's what Ron Paul would dooooo,
That's what Ron Paul would do!

Great pic from TFA.

/caption contest?

itchyvelour:

I chuckled. Newsletter, subscribe, please.

Hahahaha...

Why don't we just start a Ron Paul tab already? Honestly, everyone is obsessed with him- his haters and supporters alike.

Failing_Junk: Ryan2065: I still have an hour of work and it keeps me entertained.

I know that sane, rational articles do not get as many clicks/comments but FFS do we really have to find every nutjob with something to say about Ron Paul and give them a greenlight?

While there are plenty of sane, educated people out there who write about Ron Paul, you will never see them. There's a reason for that.

If he did have someone taking a shot at him, which I certainly do NOT want to happen, I figure it'd be much like the Wallace assassination attempt.
Unlike Wallace,I doubt he's going to garner enough support to matter much in this election anyway.
Read into that, what you will.

itchyvelour wins the thread.

skleenar
What exactly makes Obama or the Huckster not count as establishment?
For Obama, I agree that he's trying to paint himself that way, but that doesn't make it so. I'm curious to know what exactly establishment means in this case.

As for Paul, well, it would definitely be odd to describe him as establishment.

You know what I love about Ron Paul? He's a two-name guy. You have to say Ron Paul. You can't just say Ron. You can't just say Paul. It's always Ron Paul.

/and that's all I love about Ron Paul

Ron Paul will be a big hit on the fanboy convention circuit after he falls out of the primaries and election.

He'll be at the table between the guy that played Leatherface and the guy that played the Creature From the Black Lagoon.

st_gulik:

You FAIL AT LIFE.

DIAF.


SoxSweepAgain:

You sir, are a sheep. Hope your head is comfy in that sand, you asshole douchebag neocon farkface dickhead jerk.


Hey, kids, think you can you tone down the shrillness? You're hurting my dog's ears.

JerseyTim
You know what I love about Ron Paul? He's a two-name guy. You have to say Ron Paul. You can't just say Ron. You can't just say Paul. It's always Ron Paul.

/and that's all I love about Ron Paul

I was thinking the same thing.

Hillary Clinton is "Hillary"
Barack Obama is "Obama"
Rudy Guiliani is "Guiliani" or 9/11
Mike Huckabee is "Huckabee"
John Edwards is "Edwards"
Dennis Kucinich is "Guy with the Hot Redheaded Wife"

You know, I'm an English literature major as well. When we say, 'I saw the Patriots win the World Series, it doesn't necessarily mean you were there -- excuse me, the Super Bowl. I saw my dad become president of American Motors. Did that mean you were there for the ceremony? No, it's a figure of speech.


/I think the dumbass tag is just getting warmed up on this thread.

Ron Paul. The unthinking man's H. Ross Perot. (Tell yourself: At least he doesn't have visual aids.)

But seriously: I just had an idea. Let's all start prefacing the names of all the candidates who are more bizarre than Bill Clinton's taste in women with "Sideshow".

Sideshow Ron.
Sideshow Rudy.
Sideshow Mike.
Sideshow Hill.
Sideshow Barrack.

OK. I think we have found a President. It doesn't work on Obama. If the epithet quits, you must elect.

I wish I had thought of this before Sideshow Tom took his sorry *ssh*t out of the ring.

But seriously. If farkers start doing this, it will soon be all over the country and the world.

06Wahoo: SoxSweepAgain:

We don't hate Ron Paul. We think his views are short-sighted and singularly directed. We think his followers are loony, naive, mistaken, or any combination thereof. And for someone who calls others "sheep", you follow a man who appears very soft when it comes to the military and the people who support him (I find it rather disturbing that Paul has not spoke out against white supremacists or 9/11 conspiracists and instead welcomes their support).

You're distorting the truth. He did just that during the Glenn Beck interview.

My view:
1. Giving the money back will be twisted into "Ron Paul gives Money to Nazis."
2. Giving the money back enables the racist scum to, oh, I dunno, buy some rope or bullets.
3. Illinois Nazis. I hate em.


//RP 08

brantgoose: Ron Paul. The unthinking man's H. Ross Perot. (Tell yourself: At least he doesn't have visual aids.)

But seriously: I just had an idea. Let's all start prefacing the names of all the candidates who are more bizarre than Bill Clinton's taste in women with "Sideshow".

Sideshow Ron.
Sideshow Rudy.
Sideshow Mike.
Sideshow Hill.
Sideshow Barrack.

But seriously. If farkers start doing this, it will soon be all over the country and the world.

Bill Clinton's women are being used as the litmus test?

brantgoose: Ron Paul. The unthinking man's H. Ross Perot. (Tell yourself: At least he doesn't have visual aids.)

I'm not the hugest Ron Paul fan, but at least most of his policies are based on solid theory. Not everyone agrees with Austrian economics, but it's solid stuff.

the non-ron paul crowd is getting all defensive now.. whats with that?

/ill settle for obama, but id love to see some progress as a nation.

Rational Exuberance: brantgoose: Ron Paul. The unthinking man's H. Ross Perot. (Tell yourself: At least he doesn't have visual aids.)

I'm not the hugest Ron Paul fan, but at least most of his policies are based on solid theory. Not everyone agrees with Austrian economics, but it's solid stuff.

So Austrian economics can be summed up as: All to the strongest? I thought they were all tall, leggy, pseudo-socialists who listen to techno, industrial, and Mozart. And Mozart. Did I mention they stick Mozart's picture on about anything that doesn't move out of the way?

06Wahoo:
/Republican voter.
//Wants smaller government but not at the expense of national defense and ability to deal with foreign powers.

What does our current involvement in Iraq have to do with "national defense"? And by "ability to deal with foreign powers", do you mean "liberating" them?

06Wahoo: We don't hate Ron Paul. We think his views are short-sighted and singularly directed. We think his followers are loony, naive, mistaken, or any combination thereof.

Thoughts from the hive mind...

What does our current involvement in Iraq have to do with "national defense"? And by "ability to deal with foreign powers", do you mean "liberating" them?



What is between Iraq and Afganistan?