B-b-but... Jack Nicholson is fat!

NewportBarGuy: B-b-but... Jack Nicholson is fat!

In response to the widespread rumors - yes, if I had even the rudimentary PS skillz to do it, I would PS Schilling's head and a Baconator in the appropriate places of the picture on the left.

I like traffic lights
I like traffic lights
I like traffic lights
But not when they are red

NewportBarGuy: B-b-but... Jack Nicholson is fat!

Damn you...I did NOT want to see that!

Heh, he's got man bewbs.

Is he eating Subway drinking Busch beer? Must be nice to be rich!!!

micksmith: Is he eating Subway drinking Busch beer? Must be nice to be rich!!!

Hey, if that's what you like, why the fark not? The rich don't have to have caviar and three hundred dollar bottles of wine all the time if they would perfer a brew and a hoagie.

Fark all this talk, let's have some I Voted for Dukakis stories, people!

/4 at the time, alas

I'd like to see him make with the fishnets and 4" heels and start working out.

/not really

Geotpf: micksmith: Is he eating Subway drinking Busch beer? Must be nice to be rich!!!

Hey, if that's what you like, why the fark not? The rich don't have to have caviar and three hundred dollar bottles of wine all the time if they would perfer a brew and a hoagie.

Caviar sucks ass. If it didn't cost as much as it did and have the cachet of being a "rich people food", no one would eat that shiat.

So I'll take a good hoagie any damn day that.

Geotpf

I see your point... but c'mon...Busch beer!?! If I had to choose between sobriety and Busch beer...I'd pick sobriety.

robsul82: I Voted for Dukakis story

I voted for Dukasis.

/18 at the time

all 18-year-olds vote democrat. they're used to receiving handouts, it's second nature.

micksmith: Is he eating Subway drinking Busch beer? Must be nice to be rich!!!

I see Steven Spielberg at the Subway here in Santa Monica all the time. Pretty sure he has money to eat anywhere he wants. We're all just people and, occasionally, all we want is a sub.

/extra mustard for me pls

Nicholson has been fat at many points in his career. i believe he has an addictive personality... food, booz, women..

That pic of Dukakis always makes me think of Snoopy doing his Red Baron shtik.

thalidomide new and improved all 18-year-olds vote democrat. they're used to receiving handouts, it's second nature.

A wise man once told me "you will never in your whole life be as stupid as you are at the age of 18"

Obligatory.

I'd have voted for him if I were not 8 at the time.

Not only I Voted for Dukakis stories, but anyone remember personally Dukakis being up by double digits before the Republican Convention?

MFL: thalidomide new and improved all 18-year-olds vote democrat. they're used to receiving handouts, it's second nature.

A wise man once told me "you will never in your whole life be as stupid as you are at the age of 18"



/nuff said

which reminds me,

thalidomide new and improved: all 18-year-olds vote

No need to go any further, you failed right there.

This from a man who chose to use a 3-Iron to smash some a-hole's windshield..?

Any decent golfer knows you should've used a 1-Iron.


/useless club

LandStander: robsul82: I Voted for Dukakis story

I voted for Dukasis.

/18 at the time

Ditto.

No regrets...

jake_lex: So I'll take a good hoagie any damn day that.

Yeah, but that was Subway...

Whereas the true test of a Republican was voting for Goldwater?

\Err, wait
\\He'd be a moderate now

So he is admitting to being a party-shrill who always votes for the Democratic candidate, solely because he is a Democrat? Yeah for partisan politics!

locater16: Whereas the true test of a Republican was voting for Goldwater?

\Err, wait
\\He'd be a moderate now

Goldwater a Republican now? Tee hee!

I voted for Barrack Obama for senate when i was 18 in 2004. And i will admit, that was stupid. Never again will i be dumb enough to vote for a democrat.

Desterion: I voted for Barrack Obama for senate when i was 18 in 2004. And i will admit, that was stupid. Never again will i be dumb enough to vote for a democrat.

Are you sure you didn't vote for "Barack Obama" instead of "Barrack Obama"? Because, you see, one was running for the U.S. Senate, and the other is a FIGMENT OF YOUR FARKING IMAGINATION.

I voted for Bob Dole in '96.

/No regrets.

I've only voted for two names in 16 years, Bush and Dole.

I thought the true test of a Democrat was voting for Mondale.

Never got the flak Dukakis got over that photo op. It's as cheesy as any other politician playing soldier, but the whole "OMG, he's wearing a goofy helmet!!111 ROFLSAUCE!!!!11"

He's riding in a tank wearing a standard-issue CVC tanker helmet. What the hell else was he supposed to wear? A "Show Me Your Tits" baseball cap?

/Fark tankers.

"I even voted for Dukakis, the true test of a Democrat."

It's a toss-up between him and Kerry, I think.

Desterion: I voted for Barrack Obama for senate when i was 18 in 2004. And i will admit, that was stupid. Never again will i be dumb enough to vote for a democrat.

Thank God you're one of the few idiots that still thinks the GOP is still viable in Illinois. Even my pro-life, fiscally-conservative, die-hard Republican father (who hasn't voted for a Democratic presidential candidate since Kennedy in 1960), admitted that he would vote for any of the Democratic nominees except for Hillary.

/Obama-Edwards '08

Aaron Haynes

More people voted for Kerry than for any other Democrat ever.

More people voted for Kerry than for any other Democrat ever.

And he still couldn't win.

deevo: which reminds me,

Good to see some support for terrorists in America. Where can I find some Hamas fridge magnets?

sonnyboy11: We're all just people and, occasionally, all we want is a sub.

/extra mustard for me pls


Same here.

Although, if I had Spielberg's money, my sub would probably be a reconditioned Type VIIc. Obviously, there would have to be some equipment upgrades...

Sgt Otter: I thought the true test of a Democrat was voting for Mondale.

Never got the flak Dukakis got over that photo op. It's as cheesy as any other politician playing soldier, but the whole "OMG, he's wearing a goofy helmet!!111 ROFLSAUCE!!!!11"

He's riding in a tank wearing a standard-issue CVC tanker helmet. What the hell else was he supposed to wear? A "Show Me Your Tits" baseball cap?

/Fark tankers.


It's because he looks like a chinless wonder in that pic.

Also, that really doesn't convey how it looked on film. He looked like a dork playing soldier. It was especially ironic, given his stance on defense.

Besides which, just two years earlier Margaret Thatcher had done pretty much an identical photo opportunity in the UK (using a British tank, of course). Here is that picture:


Here is the Dukakis photo:



Who do you think looks more badass? The woman who is only wearing a scarf and goggles, or the chinless dork wearing a helmet?

Also, Maggie looks like she is enjoying it. Dukakis has an expression like that plastic Jesus statue from 'Dogma'.

Trefusius: More people voted for Kerry than for any other Democrat ever.

There are more voting Americans than ever as well.

APPROVES

Somebody *PLEASE* photoshop that Jesus picture above over Dukakis.

Aaron Haynes: "I even voted for Dukakis, the true test of a Democrat."

It's a toss-up between him and Kerry, I think.

There is no excuse for voting "George" into a second term.

None.

A real Irish Democrat would have written in Ted Kennedy.

RocketRod: This from a man who chose to use a 3-Iron to smash some a-hole's windshield..?

Any decent golfer knows you should've used a 1-Iron.


/useless club

2-iron, apparently.

Trefusius: More people voted for Kerry than for any other Democrat ever.

That's because there were more people in 2004, so chances are whoever the 2008 nominee is will also get more votes than any other Democrat ever.

Unless that Kucinich/Sharpton ticket really comes together, anyway.

He is also a true Lakers fan and goes to games even during the seasons when they suck.

He seems rather loyal to such arbitrary distinctions as 'home team' and 'political party.'