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(Newsday) Obvious Clinton tries to melt perception as an ice queen by using her death-ray eyes on anyone who says she isn't all warm and cuddly   (newsday.com) divider line 22
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Pontus and the Nail Drivers 2007-12-20 09:43:25 AM  
Cue A-D and his gay-ass cartoon collection

 
DarnoKonrad 2007-12-20 09:51:02 AM  
On her pentultimate day of a five-day Iowa swing by sport utility vehichle, plane and her so-called Hilla-copter. . .

What?

 
Billygoat Gruff 2007-12-20 09:54:22 AM  
On her pentultimate day of a five-day Iowa swing by sport utility vehichle, plane and her so-called Hilla-copter.

Thought they called that BroomStick 1. Thats what it was called when she landed in my camp in Bosnia

 
theuntested 2007-12-20 09:55:03 AM  
pentultimate

pe·nul·ti·mate (p-nlt-mt)
adj.
1. Next to last.
2. Linguistics Of or relating to the penult of a word: penultimate stress.
n.
The next to the last.
[From Latin paenultimus; see penult.]

/penis

 
Bartman66 2007-12-20 09:55:12 AM  
So she is bringing New Yorkers to Iowa to show that she has compassion?..... Ya .... That's going to work.
// Because everyone's first thought when they think of New Yorker City is....??Compassion??
//Apparently FARK YOU!! means "Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Joy to all etc...

 
ihatedumbpeople 2007-12-20 09:55:22 AM  
"She ain't cold at all," said Ruth Holden, 59, who after hearing Clinton in the town of Independence plunked down $15 for a Hillary for President cap. "She made me cry."


Hillary made me cry too....when I looked at her.

 
Descartes 2007-12-20 09:57:13 AM  
...it would take a convoy of 200,000 buses 17 miles long to actually deport them...


How many lanes are on that highway?

 
theuntested 2007-12-20 09:57:25 AM  
PREVIEW recall request denied!

 
MCStymie 2007-12-20 10:09:43 AM  
Oh, my sweet Hil-ness...Many are the ways we would get our freak on. Bill? He is a buffoon, and undeserving of your warm, cuddly embrace.

If you want to get truly freaky, I'm sure we could get Angela Merkel in on it, too. It is up to you, my distinguished princess.

/Mmmmmm.

 
I'm over it now 2007-12-20 10:13:35 AM  
MCStymie: Oh, my sweet Hil-ness...Many are the ways we would get our freak on. Bill? He is a buffoon, and undeserving of your warm, cuddly embrace.

If you want to get truly freaky, I'm sure we could get Angela Merkel in on it, too. It is up to you, my distinguished princess.

/Mmmmmm.


You sick son-of-a-biatch.
I would rather have exploratory rectal surgery than get anywhere near that.

 
AkaDad 2007-12-20 10:29:04 AM  
While Hillary is warm and cuddly like a porcupine, I will still vote for her, because America can ill afford another Klendathu Republican President.

 
Maud Dib 2007-12-20 10:35:54 AM  
Bartman66: So she is bringing New Yorkers to Iowa to show that she has compassion?..... Ya .... That's going to work.
// Because everyone's first thought when they think of New Yorker City is....??Compassion??
//Apparently FARK YOU!! means "Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Joy to all etc...


I've noticed that New Yorkers use the Hawaiian Good Luck sign quite a bit.

www.usspueblo.org



/Not obscure.

 
SherKhan 2007-12-20 10:40:07 AM  
I don't need a candidate to be warm and cuddly, I need them to be trustworthy.

 
Aughsum 2007-12-20 10:56:19 AM  
akadad - use the interwebs.. before you vote.

/noone who knows anything about hillary will vote for hillary.
//unless you plan on personally promoting her vp, whom probably shares the same "values"

 
AkaDad 2007-12-20 11:18:50 AM  
Aughsum: akadad - use the interwebs.. before you vote.

/noone who knows anything about hillary will vote for hillary.
//unless you plan on personally promoting her vp, whom probably shares the same "values"


I'm voting for Obama in the primaries, but if she wins the nomination, I'll vote for her over any Republican. I'm not a big fan of the Clintons, but at least Bill appointed competent people to run agencies like FEMA.

 
jojostan 2007-12-20 12:05:04 PM  
images.wikia.com
BRAIIIIINS........

 
Hideously Gigantic Smurf 2007-12-20 12:37:46 PM  
Y'know, it's funny...

You say you want someone who's hard, tough, no-nonsense and strong to deal with the threat of militant Islam as President...

Yet whenever Hillary Clinton exhibits those traits, you slam her for it.

I wonder if right-wingers even realize it when they let their blatant sexism show?

 
Office Ninja 2007-12-20 01:37:00 PM  
Hideously Gigantic Smurf: Y'know, it's funny...

You say you want someone who's hard, tough, no-nonsense and strong to deal with the threat of militant Islam as President...

Yet whenever Hillary Clinton exhibits those traits, you slam her for it.

I wonder if right-wingers even realize it when they let their blatant sexism show?


You appear unable to distinguish the difference between a "strong" woman and a biatch.

Here's a hint;
Strong, non-biatchy women leaders - Margaret Thatcher, Mary Robinson, Golda Meir, Benazir Bhutto.

Frigid, personally ambitious, biatchy, women leaders - Hillary

 
Hideously Gigantic Smurf 2007-12-20 02:54:13 PM  
Office Ninja: Strong, non-biatchy women leaders - Margaret Thatcher

dump.slaffs.com

 
Office Ninja 2007-12-20 05:02:09 PM  
^
Please explain what a picture of a passed out British soldier in from of Queen Elizabeth has to do with Margaret Thatcher's disposition?

 
Hideously Gigantic Smurf 2007-12-20 05:57:48 PM  
Office Ninja: ^
Please explain what a picture of a passed out British soldier in from of Queen Elizabeth has to do with Margaret Thatcher's disposition?


Playa... Calling Margaret Thatcher non-biatchy is like calling Louie Anderson an anorexic!

 
Riotcow 2007-12-21 12:43:51 AM  
Office Ninja: Hideously Gigantic Smurf: Y'know, it's funny...

You say you want someone who's hard, tough, no-nonsense and strong to deal with the threat of militant Islam as President...

Yet whenever Hillary Clinton exhibits those traits, you slam her for it.

I wonder if right-wingers even realize it when they let their blatant sexism show?

You appear unable to distinguish the difference between a "strong" woman and a biatch.

Here's a hint;
Strong, non-biatchy women leaders - Margaret Thatcher, Mary Robinson, Golda Meir, Benazir Bhutto.

Frigid, personally ambitious, biatchy, women leaders - Hillary


True, I feel like she's the candidate most people who voted Bush would love. She's looking to spend a shiatload, she's a social conservative, and she has a strong, not-willing-to- compromise attitude.

 
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