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(BBC) Spiffy Queen Elizabeth will reach a new milestone when she overtakes Queen Victoria to become the oldest British monarch. Evidently, she found out Victoria's secret   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 20
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monty666 [TotalFark] 2007-12-20 02:19:30 AM  
Do you think Queen Elizabeth II bothers to trim her bush nowadays, if she ever did? Is it grey?

 
thisispete [TotalFark] 2007-12-20 02:32:52 AM  
Godblessyouma'am

/tugs forelock

 
PseudoNic [TotalFark] 2007-12-20 02:33:03 AM  
monty666: Do you think Queen Elizabeth II bothers to trim her bush nowadays, if she ever did? Is it grey?

It is grey, and she did in the 70s. She's always been a trendsetter. How I miss the, Beth.

 
5000_gallons_of_toothpaste 2007-12-20 02:35:21 AM  
QEII overtook Vic a LONG time ago. I mean, Queen Victoria has been dead for 106 years!

 
monty666 [TotalFark] 2007-12-20 02:44:12 AM  
5000_gallons_of_toothpaste: QEII overtook Vic a LONG time ago. I mean, Queen Victoria has been dead for 106 years!

Didn't she copulate with a real horse?

 
thisispete [TotalFark] 2007-12-20 03:04:33 AM  
monty666: 5000_gallons_of_toothpaste: QEII overtook Vic a LONG time ago. I mean, Queen Victoria has been dead for 106 years!

Didn't she copulate with a real horse?

Nah, that was Catherine the Great

 
kisdm001 2007-12-20 05:39:34 AM  
The only royal copulating with horses is Prince Charles, right?

 
Bob Down 2007-12-20 05:40:00 AM  
members.aol.com

I'd go down on her

 
uptonogood 2007-12-20 05:57:24 AM  
did not need that image as i head to the bars. eww.

 
GoGoGo [TotalFark] 2007-12-20 06:03:23 AM  
hey,
she didn't make it through the day yet, subby.
let's not be premature here...

 
KikiD 2007-12-20 09:11:11 AM  
Ok, I have to ask...what's a forelock?

And why would you tug it at the Queen?

God bless her.

 
farbles 2007-12-20 10:05:23 AM  
Long live the Queen.


/really, she's one of a kind.

 
RyanWillia 2007-12-20 10:51:01 AM  
If I quick seduced and married the queen, would I have rights to the throne over Prince Charles. Failing that where do I get the number of the people who offed Dianna, so I can get Camilla out of the picture too so I can claim Elizabeth's position.

 
Tjos Weel 2007-12-20 11:03:49 AM  
RyanWillia

http://www.etoile.co.uk/Rsucc.html

If your name is not on that list, you are out of luck. You cant marry your way onto the list either.

 
jtaker 2007-12-20 11:04:25 AM  
The only 'secret' Victoria has is that she's actually a man.

 
Tjos Weel 2007-12-20 11:10:01 AM  
An interesting note. The King of Norway is #64 on the British succession list. Thus, if he could have 63 people whacked before QE2 dies, Norway and Britain can be united into one kingdom!

 
FrancoFile 2007-12-20 11:43:25 AM  
KikiD: Ok, I have to ask...what's a forelock?

And why would you tug it at the Queen?

God bless her.

Forelock = bangs. The hair at the front of your head.

If you're a 19th century workingman, you probably aren't wearing a proper hat, so you can't remove your hat to the gentry, nobility, or royalty. Instead, you tug on that lock of hair as a substitute.

 
homerdrew415 2007-12-20 01:32:18 PM  
I came here for the photoshop, saw nothing and was disappointed.

 
SleazySteve 2007-12-20 02:01:43 PM  
The Queen must really think Charles would make a wholly incompetent King. Otherwise, she'd have stepped down long ago.

/she's probably right

 
simpsonfan 2007-12-20 11:38:01 PM  
She will probably set the record for longest reign. Relatively young when dad died. And Mom lived to over 100, so she will be around a while.

 
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