The man gets paid for drinking tequila and throwing parties. The radio station was playing at the cantina when I was there in Nov. and I'd say its pretty good. The music inexplicably sounded better and better as the night went on.

Sammy Hagar is a big, fat, wait for it... Cabo Wabo Douchebag!

I still want to throw a big wad of gum into his hair

First song..."Right Now" by Van Halen...when it was actually good!

/Yeah, I said it...

Sammy's first guest on New Year's morning? A can of Dave Mustaine's MegaHazlenut.

Sammy Hagar should be locked in a steel cage with Toby Keith until one successfully anally rapes the other. The winner will then be castrated and forced to watch as his testicles are sauteed with mushrooms and onions and served as an appetiser at a party for Ford executives.

takesdeepbreathkickspuppy:
Sammy Hagar should be locked in a steel cage with Toby Keith until one successfully anally rapes the other. The winner will then be castrated and forced to watch as his testicles are sauteed with mushrooms and onions and served as an appetiser at a party for Ford executives.


Your newsletter. Let you show me.

I saw Hagar at his Boobies-Van Halen show, down in South Padre. It was ... good. Not great, but good.

/A mariachi band opened for him. No shiat.

haha ... damn filter!

I wonder if Sammy makes his wife call his junk the "Cabo Wabo Weiner"?

Sammy Hagar is a fag.

That is all.

I'm a big Dave Lauser fan...

This has already been done.

I give you Radio Margaritaville

Link (new window)

Hello ladies...

/drunk at Cabo Wabo

I've had both, this is better.

Van Halen 2004 w/ Sammy - Embarrassing
Van Halen 2007 w/ Dave - Classic

I like Sammy's music, but good god, he's like a even less talented Jimmy Buffet anymore.

Sammy, 30 years ago called....

Sammy Hagar is a bag of douche who keeps 55 red buttplugs in a 3-lock box. He also knows there's only one way to SUCK, as evidenced by the song "Dick In The Dirt":


I know this guy named Richard
He's my red-necked friend
He likes everything the hard way
You see, Rich don't like to bend.








/Don't even get me started on guys in parachute jumpsuits with blond afros

Boritom: Sammy Hagar is a big, fat, wait for it... Cabo Wabo Douchebag!

THIS.

Van Hagar lyrics: "How do you know when it's love?
I dont know, but it lasts forever.."

Van Halen/Roth lyrics: "I'm taking whiskey to the party tonight
and I'm looking for somebody to squeeze..."

I mean please

Say what you want but.
Heavy Metal off of the orig sound track from the movie is perhaps his only kick ass song.

1984 is still one of my faveorites.

Odd Bird: I've had both, this is better.


Have you tried Cabo Wabo Anejo? It's farking awesome...especially when paired with a good cigar.

Even though Van Halen was much better with DLR, all you Hagar haters can suck it.

I'm going to have to echo The_Sponge. I like both Sammy and Dave equally and for different reasons, but Hagar seems to be a guy who is generally nice to everyone and has a good time. Why so much hate for him?

Oh wait, I forgot. Ripping people apart makes us cool. Down with the Red Rocker!

The_Sponge: Have you tried Cabo Wabo Anejo? It's farking awesome...especially when paired with a good cigar.

Even though Van Halen was much better with DLR, all you Hagar haters can suck it.

You sound like a major garden tool. I'll bet you shave your legs and wear a lot of striped shirts with big collars.

MasterGlip: Hagar seems to be a guy who is generally nice to everyone and has a good time.

If having a good time is the main criteria for judging art then, judging from the blooper reel at the end, I guess Smokey and the Bandit would bump Citizen Kane as best movie ever. His "songs" are the musical equivalent of chicken mcnuggets.

Sammy's problem is that he insists there is only one way to rock. If he tried just a bit harder, he'd see that there are, in fact, a multitude of ways to rock. Sammy needs to broaden his horizons.

Cock-rock radio would be more appropriate. His music is so generic, it should be sold in black and white boxes.

Cabo Wabo...good tequila

Way, way better than Patron

Hagar > Lil Jon

Heavy Metal is about the only Hagar tune i can deal with. Didn't like Montrose, solo stuff, Van Hagar. Saw him when he and Roth toured together 2 or so years ago, he was ok, his band was meh, Roth blew him off the stage imho, (Roths band was quite awesome, the guitarist was smokin.

Screw you guys! You wouldn't know a rock and roll anthem unless it was perform by some band who's name ends in "allica".

Play me Bad Juju with a Fast Times At Ridgemont High chaser, Sammy!

Here's my Rock channel for you cock-and-ball players.

That post didn't end on the tone I wanted it to....

So here's a Sammy Hagar channel

Keep in mind this music sounds best on a warm, sunny day with a six pack of beers.

How did he become such a worthless douche bag?

Martstar: Sammy's problem is that he insists there is only one way to rock. If he tried just a bit harder, he'd see that there are, in fact, a multitude of ways to rock. Sammy needs to broaden his horizons.

ha!!!

at least he's doing what he does best. I love Montrose and his early solo stuff kicks ass.

here's a great performance with Eddie

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lCCWXAp49So

OtitisMEDIA:
I saw Hagar at his Boobies-Van Halen show, down in South Padre
filter-pwned!