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(Starpulse) Obvious Sammy Hagar to launch an internet rock radio network called, wait for it... "Cabo Wabo Radio." Things will kick off on New Year's Eve with a live broadcast of Sammy's party from, wait for it... his Cabo Wabo Cantina   (starpulse.com) divider line 34
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Captain Latvia 2007-12-18 10:30:34 AM  
The man gets paid for drinking tequila and throwing parties. The radio station was playing at the cantina when I was there in Nov. and I'd say its pretty good. The music inexplicably sounded better and better as the night went on.

 
Boritom [TotalFark] 2007-12-18 10:50:11 AM  
Sammy Hagar is a big, fat, wait for it... Cabo Wabo Douchebag!

 
Godscrack [TotalFark] 2007-12-18 11:01:52 AM  
I still want to throw a big wad of gum into his hair

 
IlGreven 2007-12-18 01:07:31 PM  
First song..."Right Now" by Van Halen...when it was actually good!

/Yeah, I said it...

 
Scott the Twat 2007-12-18 01:07:41 PM  
Sammy's first guest on New Year's morning? A can of Dave Mustaine's MegaHazlenut.

 
takesdeepbreathkickspuppy 2007-12-18 01:10:31 PM  
Sammy Hagar should be locked in a steel cage with Toby Keith until one successfully anally rapes the other. The winner will then be castrated and forced to watch as his testicles are sauteed with mushrooms and onions and served as an appetiser at a party for Ford executives.

 
Scott the Twat 2007-12-18 01:15:15 PM  
takesdeepbreathkickspuppy:
Sammy Hagar should be locked in a steel cage with Toby Keith until one successfully anally rapes the other. The winner will then be castrated and forced to watch as his testicles are sauteed with mushrooms and onions and served as an appetiser at a party for Ford executives.


Your newsletter. Let you show me.

 
OtitisMEDIA 2007-12-18 01:15:24 PM  
I saw Hagar at his Boobies-Van Halen show, down in South Padre. It was ... good. Not great, but good.

/A mariachi band opened for him. No shiat.

 
OtitisMEDIA 2007-12-18 01:16:05 PM  
haha ... damn filter!

 
ryarger 2007-12-18 01:17:09 PM  
I wonder if Sammy makes his wife call his junk the "Cabo Wabo Weiner"?

 
Millions_Knives 2007-12-18 01:22:10 PM  
Sammy Hagar is a fag.

That is all.

 
Tripper64 2007-12-18 01:25:48 PM  
I'm a big Dave Lauser fan...

 
Beerguy 2007-12-18 01:40:12 PM  
This has already been done.

I give you Radio Margaritaville

Link (new window)

 
rbaron71 [TotalFark] 2007-12-18 01:43:19 PM  
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Hello ladies...

/drunk at Cabo Wabo

 
Odd Bird 2007-12-18 01:44:21 PM  
I've had both, this is better.

di1.shopping.com

 
5150cd 2007-12-18 01:44:29 PM  
Van Halen 2004 w/ Sammy - Embarrassing
Van Halen 2007 w/ Dave - Classic

I like Sammy's music, but good god, he's like a even less talented Jimmy Buffet anymore.

 
meshman 2007-12-18 02:18:13 PM  
Sammy, 30 years ago called....

 
DeepDownHounds 2007-12-18 02:21:09 PM  
Sammy Hagar is a bag of douche who keeps 55 red buttplugs in a 3-lock box. He also knows there's only one way to SUCK, as evidenced by the song "Dick In The Dirt":


I know this guy named Richard
He's my red-necked friend
He likes everything the hard way
You see, Rich don't like to bend.


media.allrefer.com


hometown.aol.com


/Don't even get me started on guys in parachute jumpsuits with blond afros

 
GovernmentNanny 2007-12-18 02:25:11 PM  
Boritom: Sammy Hagar is a big, fat, wait for it... Cabo Wabo Douchebag!

THIS.

 
Godscrack [TotalFark] 2007-12-18 03:08:24 PM  
Van Hagar lyrics: "How do you know when it's love?
I dont know, but it lasts forever.."

Van Halen/Roth lyrics: "I'm taking whiskey to the party tonight
and I'm looking for somebody to squeeze..."

I mean please

 
emotion_lotion 2007-12-18 03:55:08 PM  
Say what you want but.
Heavy Metal off of the orig sound track from the movie is perhaps his only kick ass song.

1984 is still one of my faveorites.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2007-12-18 04:01:32 PM  
Odd Bird: I've had both, this is better.


Have you tried Cabo Wabo Anejo? It's farking awesome...especially when paired with a good cigar.

Even though Van Halen was much better with DLR, all you Hagar haters can suck it.

 
MasterGlip 2007-12-18 04:08:24 PM  
I'm going to have to echo The_Sponge. I like both Sammy and Dave equally and for different reasons, but Hagar seems to be a guy who is generally nice to everyone and has a good time. Why so much hate for him?

Oh wait, I forgot. Ripping people apart makes us cool. Down with the Red Rocker!

 
takesdeepbreathkickspuppy 2007-12-18 04:11:38 PM  
The_Sponge: Have you tried Cabo Wabo Anejo? It's farking awesome...especially when paired with a good cigar.

Even though Van Halen was much better with DLR, all you Hagar haters can suck it.


You sound like a major garden tool. I'll bet you shave your legs and wear a lot of striped shirts with big collars.

 
takesdeepbreathkickspuppy 2007-12-18 04:18:40 PM  
MasterGlip: Hagar seems to be a guy who is generally nice to everyone and has a good time.

If having a good time is the main criteria for judging art then, judging from the blooper reel at the end, I guess Smokey and the Bandit would bump Citizen Kane as best movie ever. His "songs" are the musical equivalent of chicken mcnuggets.

 
Martstar 2007-12-18 04:26:26 PM  
Sammy's problem is that he insists there is only one way to rock. If he tried just a bit harder, he'd see that there are, in fact, a multitude of ways to rock. Sammy needs to broaden his horizons.

 
vdantev 2007-12-18 07:16:34 PM  
Cock-rock radio would be more appropriate. His music is so generic, it should be sold in black and white boxes.

 
MetalGator 2007-12-18 08:31:18 PM  
Cabo Wabo...good tequila

Way, way better than Patron

Hagar > Lil Jon

 
Gandalf_is_dead 2007-12-18 08:58:57 PM  
Heavy Metal is about the only Hagar tune i can deal with. Didn't like Montrose, solo stuff, Van Hagar. Saw him when he and Roth toured together 2 or so years ago, he was ok, his band was meh, Roth blew him off the stage imho, (Roths band was quite awesome, the guitarist was smokin.

 
MrTwist 2007-12-18 10:50:12 PM  
Screw you guys! You wouldn't know a rock and roll anthem unless it was perform by some band who's name ends in "allica".

Play me Bad Juju with a Fast Times At Ridgemont High chaser, Sammy!

Here's my Rock channel for you cock-and-ball players.

 
MrTwist 2007-12-18 10:56:35 PM  
That post didn't end on the tone I wanted it to....

So here's a Sammy Hagar channel

Keep in mind this music sounds best on a warm, sunny day with a six pack of beers.

 
CravenMorehead 2007-12-19 01:48:39 PM  
How did he become such a worthless douche bag?

 
noheadphones 2007-12-19 03:47:25 PM  
Martstar: Sammy's problem is that he insists there is only one way to rock. If he tried just a bit harder, he'd see that there are, in fact, a multitude of ways to rock. Sammy needs to broaden his horizons.

ha!!!

at least he's doing what he does best. I love Montrose and his early solo stuff kicks ass.

here's a great performance with Eddie

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lCCWXAp49So

 
countrified 2007-12-20 08:01:41 PM  
OtitisMEDIA:
I saw Hagar at his Boobies-Van Halen show, down in South Padre
filter-pwned!

 
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