fark you, Coffee is METAL.

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These Links disagree with you subby.

/I know there are more, but these are my favorites.

It's a lot more metal than having a reality show.

..that was in reference to the sucking and crying.
..Mostly sucking

Beans sell. But who's buying?

/approves

Did subtard out himself?

I'd like to get a farky note on the jackass.

Bah. Who'd have thought the same guy who wrote "Peace Sells" would resort to such shameless moneygrubbing?

/Rust in Peace is still the greatest thrash album of all time, however
//well, one of them

No, THIS is metal:

subby can suck my sweaty, unwashed bawls for that headline

Bah. Who'd have thought the same guy who wrote "Peace Sells" would resort to such shameless moneygrubbing?

Yeah, remember this quote: "I wanna stay at a street level, so that if I lose an arm or something, I don't have to get used to being a bum again." So much for that...

/go back to the drugs, Dave
//and lose the religion

subby is a living example of why we need Youthanasia

What would be even more metal would be to open a chain of metal-themed fast food places. Burgers & other sandwiches, maybe tacos, and loud metal. Something a little more upscale than Taco Bell or McD's, more like Moe's or something. People would eat there. I wish someone with money would take this idea and run with it.

was hoping for Dethklok references. Seriously, if there weren't any, I woulda went on a murderous rampage. It's too obvious.

DETHKLOK!!!!

Submitard takes time away from listening to Nikelback and smoking cloves in front of Hot Topic to write a lame headline.

loser_death_spiral: Bah. Who'd have thought the same guy who wrote "Peace Sells" would resort to such shameless moneygrubbing?

Yeah, remember this quote: "I wanna stay at a street level, so that if I lose an arm or something, I don't have to get used to being a bum again." So much for that...

/go back to the drugs, Dave
//and lose the religion

Yeah, because dying young and being a junkie is so awesome!

Idiot.

I came for the Dethklok references, and was not disappointed.

Enter groundsman.

Yeah, because getting the boot from Metallica really set his career back. Why, Megadeth have spent the last decade and a half doing nothing but putting out a bunch of uninspired crap since their heyday in the late 80's/early 90's, ever since that Black Albu...oh, wait. Never mind.

Subby = dummy.

Why, Megadeth have spent the last decade and a half doing nothing but putting out a bunch of uninspired crap since their heyday in the late 80's/early 90's, ever since that Black Albu...oh, wait. Never mind.Rust in Peace.

FTFY

CheddarPants: What would be even more metal would be to open a chain of metal-themed fast food places. Burgers & other sandwiches, maybe tacos, and loud metal.

That would be my new favorite restaurant. I am deadly serious.

Pontius Gandalf:
Enter groundsman.

That's Metallica.

Megadeth would be:

Coffee Is My Business...And Business Is Good.
Brewed Awakening.
Caffeine Sells...But Who's Buying.
The World Needs a Latte.

Cup of Darkness
Skin o' My Cream
Mecappuchinix
Countdown to Percolation
The Killing Roast
Wake Up Caffeine'd
Dread And The Fugitive Grind
Hangover 18

and Roast In Peace too.

I always wondered just how bad of an alcoholic you have to be to get kicked out of a band that is already nicknamed "Alcohollica" because you have "a drinking problem." Good thing he's switched to coffee I guess.

He better be calling it "High Speed Dirt." That would be perfect.

I like my coffee black, just like my metal.

I love Megadeth, but I felt a punch in the stomach when I found out Mustaine was a neo-con war-pusher. Oh well, Peace Sells, amirite.

Megadeth > Metallica

Mustaine > Hetfield

Menza > Ulrich

And Hammett couldn't be Friedmans' roadie when Marty was with the band....

Friedman > Hammett - not even close...

He says, "The is the coffee that gets me up in the morning and keeps me shreddin' all day long."

I like Dave and Megadeth, but that quote is ghey.

Jak Damage: And Hammett couldn't be Friedmans' roadie when Marty was with the band....

Friedman > Hammett - not even close...

Speed does not equal great.

I'm not saying Hammett is the best, but when I listen to some of his old solos I think "Man, that was good."
When I listen to some of Friedman's I think "Man, that was fast."

There's a difference.

suggestive_eye_movement: I love Megadeth, but I felt a punch in the stomach when I found out Mustaine was a neo-con war-pusher. Oh well, Peace Sells, amirite.

WTF? No, you are not right. neo-con? war pusher? You deserve to be punched in the stomach...

browntimmy


I'm not saying Hammett is the best, but when I listen to some of his old solos I think "Man, that was good."
When I listen to some of Friedman's I think "Man, that was fast."

Whereas I listen to Hammett and think "Could that be any more emotionless?"
When I listen to Friedman, I think "Wow, that's some cool stuff."

Then I listen to Gary Holt, and it sometimes actually makes me laugh - partly out of pure pleasure, but mostly at the hilarity of my own pathetic efforts when compared to the Cat Strangler himself.