dammit, Jordy Verrill!

Looks like Freddy Krueger to me.

"I've had people look at it, and they can't look at it anymore; it's too much," Cotton said. "And I've had people come in and say they can't see it."

No shiat?

"I believe science needs to take a look at this and study it to see what it means," Cotton said.

Goddamned rock fell from the sky, dude. And a big one at that. You're sitting on some cash. Cash in. Buy a crucifix. Those look a whole hell of a lot more like Jesus and are significantly more relevant to your religion than a rock that very easily could have ended you.

Dog ass Jesus...



...unavailable for comment.

It's sad when you have to make a diagram to show where each facial component is.

And besides, how does he know it looks like Jesus? How does he know what Jesus looked like? It isn't like there are any portraits done during his lifetime (and that's granting that he lived, which he may not have). Maybe it looks like his neighbor Ralph and we're all supposed to start worshipping Ralph.

That meteorite has broken a commandment. I don't know if it constitutes a graven image or not, but that fellow ought to reconsider his priorities.

Start telling people it has an image of Mohammad on it. That way, the Muslims will either pay big bucks for it so that they can put it in the Giant Cube with their other magic rock, or they will blow up your house.

The reward seems worth the risk.

Wow. Most of the time with these stories, you can at least make out what look like Jesus' facial features to these freaks. I don't think this thing could look any less like it has a face on it.

since when did Jesus look like a turd?

"Seek, and ye shall find"

/nope. not even when I squint.

Marge: He's had a heart-attack! Quick someone do CPR!
Homer Simpson: [singing] I see a bad moon rising.
Marge: No that's CCR!
Homer Simpson: Errr...
[singing]
Homer Simpson: Looks like we're in for nasty weather.

Yep, that's Jebus alright...

Jebus ... Davros ... It's an easy mistake to make.

That's no face!

And then there is... Jesus Toast

/Obligatory

/Next this guy will claim this as the Shroud of Turin....

Wow, Jesus sure was ugly

I have a sock that looks like a sock. Not sure where it disappeared to though.

I Said:

Here's a screen-shot of the lady from Florida (where else?) that made that "Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich" that she sold to goldenpalace.com for some ridiculous amount.

This was from Pen and Teller's Bullshiat. One thing I noticed about that show (apart from being farkin' hilarious!) is that they usually "pixel-out" text and logos on t-shirts of those poor saps that appear on the show.




Except for this one. Just too good to leave out!

Jesus Christ!

It's 37 degrees there? That's effing cold.

FTFA: Several people have offered to buy it for thousands of dollars, Cotton said.

All of a sudden, I'm seeing the face of Jesus in this melted candle...and in this ashtray...and in this napkin...

/not actually cynical enough to bilk religious folks out of cash
//but getting there

It Came Out Of the Sky
Lyrics by John C. Fogerty - Creedence Clearwater Revival
From the album Willy and the Poorboys

Well it came out of the sky landed just a little south of Moline
Jody fell out of his tractor couldn't b'lieve what he seen
Laid on the ground and shakin' fearin' for his life
Then he ran all the way to town screamin' "It came out of the sky!"

Well a crowd gathered round and a scientist said it was Martians
Spiro came to make a speech about raisin' the Mars tax
The Vatican said it was the Lord to come
Hollywood rushed out an epic film
And Ronnie the Prophet he said it was a communist plot

Well the newspapers came and made Jody a national hero
Walter and Eric said they'd put him on in their TV show
The White House said put the thing in the blue room
The Vatican said no it belongs in Rome
But Jody said it's mine and you can have it for seventeen million

Well it came out of the sky landed just a little south of Moline
Jody fell out of his tractor couldn't b'lieve what he seen
Laid on the ground and shakin' fearin' for his life
Then he ran all the way to town screamin' "It came out of the sky!"



/I see what you did there subby
//Well played
///CCR fan here

FTFA

"I heard a voice, and it said, 'Look and see if you can see a face,'" he said.

So, they were right, Jesus was black.

I thought the rock looked like a burned up face, sorta. Jesus was burned at the stake, right?

*Squints at rock.* I think I see a dinosaur face in there, or sumthin'.

*Looks reeeeeeeally hard.*

I feel like the dude in Mallrats who just can't see the damn sailboat. I mean, there's a diagram up there and everything, but I'm just not seeing it.

Cheeses H Rice: It Came Out Of the Sky
Lyrics by John C. Fogerty - Creedence Clearwater Revival
From the album Willy and the Poorboys


hey, that guy died today, or something.

(I know)
BTW, I was down in NOLA for Voodoofest - my brother's band Dirtfoot played. I stuck around for The Smashing Pumpkins, and at the end of their show, they played Born on the Bayou as a one-off cover. You can go listen to it (legally, at that) on archive.org. It's their show from City Park, New Orleans, 10/27. Thought a CCR fan might appreciate it. Listen to the track "Heavy Metal Machines." They threw in White Rabbit, On The Road, and I Love Rock and Roll, too. born on the Bayou got the full treament, and was a pretty straightforward cover.

Earguy: Just sayin'.

I see that, and agree. And while she's no Jeezus, Grandmother Willow was pretty wise, too.

Me thinks GOD was firing for effect, just checking out trajectory. GOD can now adjust his aim, and with a little Kentucky windage, When the big asteroid cometh, He will smite all our sorry asses off this globe.

Just watch, you'll see,, for the end is near..

I thought it looked like one of the Alien movies' stars... you know, the alien.

Migaloo

Me thinks GOD was firing for effect, just checking out trajectory. GOD can now adjust his aim, and with a little Kentucky windage, When the big asteroid cometh, He will smite all our sorry asses off this globe.

Just watch, you'll see,, for the end is near..

Nah, it was the Chinese. They've established a moon base already, and they're using a catapult to launch moon rocks at us. As you said, they're testing their aim, but once they've got everything calibrated, we're in for a world of hurt. As long as they don't have a sentient computer helping them, we should be okay, though. :)

You dude haz rock from Mars, that iz all


/someone get me a cat, stat. Stat cat, see cat stat, cat.

433hey, that guy died today, or something.



433, I think you're thinking of Dan Fogelberg who died today/yesterday.

John Fogerty is still very much alive, and out touring America promoting his new CD Revival.

There's a bathroom on the right?

Wow, look at all Those craters and pits. Never knew their savior had such bad acne. Man is wrong, it looks like the face of Vishnu.

I am sooooo going to Hell.
lets see according to the Christians every one who's not Christian goes to Hell, right.

Albert Einstein was a Jew. He's going to Hell.
Ghandi was a Hindu. He's going Hell.
Galileo was excommunicated by the Catholic church. He's going to Hell.
Where as any worthless piece of scum can repent in prison and go to heaven.
I'd rather go to Hell with my heroes, k, thanx.

Looked like chunk you say?

GreenAdder: Looks like Freddy Krueger to me.

Me too! With the hat and all!!!

Jesus, save me from your followers.

Isn't this how Islam got started?

This shiat is just retarded.

Honestly, Christopher Hitchens makes the point that faith is the most overrated virtue, with chastity coming in a close second.

It sets up people to accept things without critical review. It allows people like Stalin to get into power and have people clamor about them as if he were a god. Should kids be taught to be rational with their approach to life, I think we'd have a better society. Unfortunately, as long as things like faith are worn proudly we will always be burdened with grilled cheese Jeebus

I see this

Unimpressed with the Jesus.

I just wonder if someone will and actually go to http://www.myspace.com/johnfogerty and send him an email asking for comments...

/or maybe he's already posted above?

Looks like a previously molten hunk of slag with writing all around it, and sorry, no face. Sure it's not a Boeing Bomber? Where's Joe Dirt when you need him.