married men will tell you it feels like they have lived that long.

eqtworld: /amazing I can't imagine being that old, he was old enough to be retired during WWII

Only if he retired at 54, which is how old he would have been in 1945.

Still amazing to have seen that much history.

+1 Hitchhiker's Guide Reference

"another world's oldest person dies?" that title is some sort of killer curse!

Old people die. Non-story.

That's thing about being the world's oldest person.

There's always some youngin' of 115, just waiting in the wings, looking to make a name for himself, and take your title.

I think the world's oldest person is still alive...

Such a shame... cut down in the prime of his life.

The best thing about the whole "oldest person in the world" thing is that we'll never run out of them.

CravenMorehead: The best thing about the whole "oldest person in the world" thing is that we'll never run out of them.

Well, we might. But by that time, no one will care.

are the police investigating this in case he was murdered??

MorningBreath

married men will tell you it feels like they have lived that long

This.

my granddad is 95, still works a couple days a week and plays golf a few times a week. It's freaking amazing. His mom died at 102.

Actually, all the studies I have seen generally suggest that being married makes you live longer.

The old man, he never did marry,
So he lived to be old -- oh, yeah, and very!
Let this me your rule, girls,
Hang on to your pearls.
And never, no never give up your cherry!

Not dying makes you live longer.

vodka: Actually, all the studies I have seen generally suggest that being married makes you live longer.

If you're a woman.
=)

Good night, oldest man.

FlashHarry: "another world's oldest person dies?" that title is some sort of killer curse!

Yeah, I saw that same episode of SNL.

I am a member of the Howard families, so i am getting a kick out of these replies.

mypalmike: FlashHarry: "another world's oldest person dies?" that title is some sort of killer curse!

Yeah, I saw that same episode of SNL.

so thats where i heard it

Kome [TotalFark]
I think the world's oldest person is still alive...

That's clever

vodka: Actually, all the studies I have seen generally suggest that being married makes you live longer.

quality ≠ quantity

CravenMorehead: The best thing about the whole "oldest person in the world" thing is that we'll never run out of them.

KomeWell, we might. But by that time, no one will care.



Never worries....

Yes! I move up another spot on the list.

/Lawn. Off. Now.

vodka: Actually, all the studies I have seen generally suggest that being married makes you live longer.



Dog years don't count.

You women sure do like to nag a lot.

That works as you as you don't develop any weird moles that your woman, had you had one, would have nagged you to see a doctor about, because you never would have gone on your own.

Let's see:

never married
Eastern European
100+ years

That adds up to a LOT of hookers and blow.

YouPeopleAreCrazy: Let's see:

never married
Eastern European
100+ years

That adds up to a LOT of hookers and blow.

Can I get the newsletter?

Well, hope all the damned youngins stay off your big lawn in the sky.

What's with these world's oldest people dying? It's an epidemic, I tell ya!

Repeat
/I'll hold the popcorn

vodka: Actually, all the studies I have seen generally suggest that being married makes you live longer.

Bullshiats! ... Don't fall for the desperate, cat loving female propaganda.

He was a wanker, just like Baby Diego.

clippedwing: Are we ever going to get over the "this" comment? It's not funny, clever, fresh or worth reading. Keep it to yourself.

This.

Oh, wait...

clippedwing:
Are we ever going to get over the "this" comment? It's not funny, clever, fresh or worth reading. Keep it to yourself.

This.

/sarcasm
//doesn't really care

Maybe the world's second oldest person killed him, to claim the title.

Why do men die before their wives?

/because they want to.

He was the man!

Well he was living proof that women are just bad for men. They lure you with sex, and only a few can resist.

vodka: Actually, all the studies I have seen generally suggest that being married makes you live longer.

Lack of a spouse is the leading cause of infant death.

If i was 116, it would be the year 2100. That really makes you think.

This guy has been around for some of the biggest atrocities and some of the most amazing advancements in human existence. Gratz dude. What a life, truly.

This is B.S. I know a guy who is 118 years old. He says the secret of his long life is for nobody to know how old he is.

Whoops.

Kome: I think the world's oldest person is still alive...

...and s/he always will be.

/dunt dunt daaaaa

I KNEW it! Any time there's been more than one toothbrush in my bathroom, there's been trouble on the way. Love women, tolerate children, as long as they eventually go home.

The bad thing about this line to be the world's oldest person is that it takes so long that most people drop out before reaching the end. The good part is no one can cut in front of you.

Dies? Like, every time he reaches 116 he kicks it? Is this something he does routinely, like as a circus act?

This should be past tense, just like the dead dude. I'll continue complaining about it until people change or I'm likewise late. Late as in The Late Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock.

/It was a threat you see

Never married eh?

subby: World's Oldest Person dies at 116; says that never having married a nagging wife is what kept him alive for so long

Well. I guess I'll live farking forever then, huh?

_{/ Y'know, 'cos who'd do a bitter fark like me
// Drunk
/// Trolling for compliments}