he was asking for it...

Been listening to Peter Murphy a little too much mithinks.

WoooHoooooo!
A Weird Al thread!

He always was a cut up.

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"He had it coming. He only had himself to blame."

sought for questioning

Good. The takes the pressure off all us teachers who are having sex with our high school juniors.

Jakevol2: Been listening to Peter Murphy a little too much mithinks.

Or maybe she was listening to "At the Drive-In":

Cut away, cut away
Send transmission to
The one armed scissor
Cut away, cut away
Send transmission from
The one armed scissor

/It's Sunday so I gots nuthin'

She was only trying to cut his unruly hair for him and he wouldn't "Sit Still!"

She's got a female "James Dean" thing going...

Would somebody please put a pair of scissors in that face....

He always was a bad boy, wouldn't mind his manners, repeat his alphabet and threw spit-balls constantly. She'd had enough. Anyone say corporal punishment?

her only crime was being in love with an idiot

Are you freaking kidding me? She chose him, for a reason. When two people have issues in their relationship, just remember they chose one another.

Men and women choose their mates and they go looking for the same traits, time after time. Those of you who always seem to wind up with a crazy...you're it! Think about it. It's you and the choices you make.

Experience will tell all.

Probably wouldn't hurt if she took a pair of scissors to her own face.

FTA: "She's a nice girl," said [her neighbor.]

O RLY?

All that face needs is a hook going through the lower lip.

I once had a vice principal named Ms. Capuano, so I'm REALLY getting a kick out of these replies.

/Really I did!
//Probably would hit this one.

chaotic 7 year relationship. right. this is the type of woman that says to mother/sister/girlfriends/cops 'But I LOVE him!' while chain-smoking and having her latest wounds tended to.

running with scissors (new window)

I'm guessing she wasn't the result of home schooling.

Would not hit. Look at her lopsided jaw.

I would not act up in her school.

And thats before I knew anything about her slashing people in face.

FTFA - She's the mildest person in the world. Ask anyone, she wouldn't hurt a fly," he added.

If I had any skillz, I'd post the closing shot of Norman Bates from "Psycho" with this caption.

So what term shall fark coin her with? Douchelips? Nah. Too easy. Horseface. Nah. Belongs to someone else.. Fishlips Femme Fatale? Meh, too flashy...anyone?

More of the Same: her only crime was being in love with an idiot

Are you freaking kidding me? She chose him, for a reason. When two people have issues in their relationship, just remember they chose one another.

Men and women choose their mates and they go looking for the same traits, time after time. Those of you who always seem to wind up with a crazy...you're it! Think about it. It's you and the choices you make.



THIS.

p_marvel

I have no skillz, but agree that this thread needs it...

fanbladesaresharp: So what term shall fark coin her with? Douchelips? Nah. Too easy. Horseface. Nah. Belongs to someone else.. Fishlips Femme Fatale? Meh, too flashy...anyone?

I bet that is is a bad picture of her, and she looks okay normally. He hit her --- that might account for the puffy lips. Another article called her "gorgeous" but had no pictures.

She just looks so sad in that picture. I guess I don't want to see her become a fark cliche with a label.

She looks like she could really work on a lollipop...

kilgorn: She's got a female "James Dean" thing going...

Female?

shes got them dick sucking lips :o

Is that Mary Kate or Ashely?

This is like the perfect "Rep" for an Assistant Principal. When I was going to school the Assist Principal was always the disciplinarian. Now when kids have to go to the Assistant Principal for being little monsters or whatever -they have a reason to fear for their safety.

CruJones: he was asking for it...

not this.

mrchowwow: "He had it coming. He only had himself to blame."

This.

/he ran into my knife.

FTA: ...Public School 196 in East Williamsburg...

when did they stop naming schools after dead people?

MachoGrande Thanks, I'll look for the new keyboard to arrive this week.