They make a lot, but they spend a lot.

/stupidest comment by a union chief ever

"Thief despondent that the world now knows he carjacked a Chrysler."

Ooh, I smell photoshop. Lee Iacoca and the Icy Hot Stuntaz.

Well he might just be one of the smart ones who don't go out and buy a 500K car

The article doesn't say, but I'm willing to bet it was a Chrysler 300.

/because he's black

FTA: Syblis said Williams, a second-year player from Duke, did not identify himself as a player for the Hawks.

Would you?

What about the tape deck and the Creedence?

But he only drives the brand new Chrysler when he's driving through rough neighborhoods to get to the game.

At home, he has three Ferraris and two Maseratis in his 10-car garage.

drjekel_mrhyde: Well he might just be one of the smart ones who don't go out and buy a 500K car

There are good 100k cars out there. But a Chrysler is never a good idea.

BMW M5 would have been a good ride.

more likely it was a Chrysler 300c on 22" rims and blinged out to the max which means it was a hey look at me car as opposed to a car 99% of people wouldnt have even noticed.

Apparently it happened in front of a barber shop.

/Hellooo editor - don't they read this crap before its published?
//No news on the Creedence

FTA The incident is only the latest in a series of attacks on professional athletes. Washington Redskins star Sean Taylor was shot and killed at his home in what is believed to have been a botched burglary.

yeah, this is just like that.

Park this at my house and there will be no more problems

lets not forget that chrysler made the dodge dart....



then they made the dodge sportsman with a slant 6 in the dog house, so you could work on your engine inside the van on the side of the road.

I'll take mine in black and chrome
thank you farking submitter

I'm willing to bet the car was not a Crossfire.
I'm only 6'2" and I barely fit in one of those claustrophobia inducing junk buckets

wait..where did it happen? outside a barbershop? outside a barbershop or..outside a barbershop?

drjekel_mrhyde: Well he might just be one of the smart ones who don't go out and buy a 500K car

Well, he did go to Duke.

I guess you guys aren't as big of haters anymore.

actually, some chryslers aren't so bad...

Most cars today will last if taken care of. I don't care if you have BMW or Dodge drive the piss out of it and don't maintane it it will become junk.
I drive Toyotas and my work trucks are Chevys and they all are great.

safeinsane: What about the tape deck and the Creedence?

Leads, yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts! Leads!

T-Luv: actually, some chryslers aren't so bad...

That looks terrible.

Shelden may need a therapist.

I can't stand cars, for the most part. Ride a bike to work, yada yada yada.

But that orange camaro thing? DOPE.

T-Luv: actually, some chryslers aren't so bad...

This photo is begging for the Icy Hot Stuntaz to be pasted into it.

tiiger: drjekel_mrhyde: Well he might just be one of the smart ones who don't go out and buy a 500K car

There are good 100k cars out there. But a Chrysler is never a good idea.

BMW M5 would have been a good ride.

Yeah - if you like spending too much money on a car.

2001 Sebring....no problems so far - well, one - roof latch did break last year - during the winter. Nothing like having to drive around with the top down in 30 degree weather for 2 weeks while the dealership first orders the wrong part and has to reorder the correct one.

/glad it happened in March and not January.

You can't polish a turd

Wait, that was a Plymouth. nm

AuralArgument: T-Luv: actually, some chryslers aren't so bad...

That looks terrible.




maybe this one will be more to your liking

"Thief despondent that the world now knows he carjacked a Chrysler."
If he'd had a Honda, he could have burned to death if the carjacker didn't rescue him.

"But a Chrysler is never a good idea."
I get entertainment out of the uniformed opinions on Fark.
The stupid smears with no info to back them up are so predictable.

"they made the dodge sportsman with a slant 6 in the dog house, so you could work on your engine inside the van on the side of the road."

FAIL.
Most all vans of that era had the engine inside under a cover and the slant 6's reputation for long life and toughness is legendary and common knowledge amongst the gear heads.

tiiger: drjekel_mrhyde: Well he might just be one of the smart ones who don't go out and buy a 500K car

There are good 100k cars out there. But a Chrysler is never a good idea.

BMW M5 would have been a good ride.

dollar for dollar, a charger srt8 > bmw m5

hell, for $14K my 03 Lincoln LS > bmw m5

Triche said the car was damaged when found.


wtf? How do you damage the car in that span of time?

T-Luv:
maybe this one will be more to your liking

It's my dream to pimp out a PT Loser. Except they hit the pinnacle of pimpage when they put wood trim on it and gave it a fancy name. No sir, nothings phatter than a PT Loser modified by a carpenter.

Chrysler 300 is just proof that American cars also can be fitted with neon lights 40" rims and pointless spoilers. Pretty much any time you see a 300 a white guy is laughing in the background

Umm, hello subby?

2008 Chrysler 300



Farkin badass, and big enough for an NBA player.

/STFU noob

Clonod

I love how that image is hosted on foxsports.com
Got a link? I have to see the article they used that in.

ctyt: The article doesn't say, but I'm willing to bet it was a Chrysler 300.

/because he's black

My mother was stuck in traffic while the PIMP C funeral procession was driving past. She said it looked like the procession was sponsored by the local dodge dealership because every other car out about 500 was a 300c or a Dodge Nitro.

Black people love them some chrysler products.

studebaker hoch: I can't stand cars, for the most part. Ride a bike to work, yada yada yada.

But that orange camaro thing? DOPE.

Not really into cars either, blaseblaseblase, but that's a Charger.

Chrysler Sebring Review http://cars.ign.com/articles/596/596217p1.html

I think that the funny part is that someone making millions of dollars a year is driving a Chrysler. If it's a guy making 25,000 a year and wants to look like he's driving a Bentley then sure the Chrysler 300 is fine. If you're making hundreds of thousands of dollars then how about springing for a car that everyone would look at as a nice ride?

SwallowtheKnife

I was just going to make a "Shelden Williams is really ugly" joke and found that in a google image search.

Whoever put that up is a genius.

not my actual one and only Chrysler product, but down to the rust and the funky spoiler it's identical

SquirrelHill: not my actual one and only Chrysler product, but down to the rust and the funky spoiler it's identical

When I was a teenager my parents gave me their old Dodge Omni. I drove it until the wheels fell off:

I used to work as a valet, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies...

Many of the Chrysler 300s I drove had cheap, falling apart interiors on brand new cars. I know some of you think they look "cool" and "tough", but they are actually just cheap Chryslers.

/ride in question

Ah the Crossfire. The car that looks like a dog taking a poo.

It was an Aspen. The new big SUV.

Chryslers are defined by their absolutely lousy fit and finish. The only thing the 300 has going for it is the SRT-8. It's a nut-stomping wild beast of a car, but still destined for junk in 3-4 years tops.

If you really want to buy one of these rattle-trap shiatcans, buy one second-hand. Let the guy who bought it new pay the massive Chrysler depreciation hit.

There's a reason that the Krauts at Daimler Benz opted to cut bait on Chrysler, you know.

You can't polish a turd

Not true!