Man, it wasn't even prison.
Cinder blocks these are a bunch of wimps!

eqtworld: Someone has been watching too many clint eastwood movies.

This ;)

eqtworld: Someone has been watching too many clint eastwood movies.

Not to mention Shawshank. The only thing missing is a rock hammer.

I think they need to stop showing classic movies in the prison house

FTA:

It is believed the two men squeezed through the outside wall and jumped to a rooftop just below.

Believed. Then again, maybe the hole to the outside is only a diversion and they never escaped at all.

eqtworld: Someone has been watching too many clint eastwood movies.

Not to mention Shawshank. The only thing missing is a rock hammer.

...well, that and the 500 yards of unimaginable shiat-smelling foulness.

They covered holes they had dug in the walls with magazine photos of bikini clad women

Those were some big women.

bet they used it as a gloryhole before one figured out he could could squeeze more than his cawk through

next stop - Panama

Hopefully when the cops catch these thigs they will be taken DEAD and not alive

Maybe Kavork had some Vodak

eqtworld: I am an "escaped" prisoner hiding in the ventilation system of a prison, so I am really getting a kick out of these replies.

*keeps biding his time*

Suddenly, so many things make sense.

Meh.

I'm still partial to Jake Fratelli's escape.

"An investigation into the escape revealed that an 8-inch high, 16-inch wide cement cinder block was removed from a wall separating the two cells"

8 inches? Is that even enough to squeeze one's head through? That's too small for me to even fit my weener through, if you know what I mean.

/not really
//a 4" hole would suffice
///:(

ketchphrase: eqtworld: Someone has been watching too many clint eastwood movies.

Not to mention Shawshank. The only thing missing is a rock hammer.

...well, that and the 500 yards of unimaginable shiat-smelling foulness.

Well, it was Jersey, so I think that part's a given.

APPROVES!

Approves

Suspect last seen "taking this thing to Mexico..."

Archie Goodwin: next stop - Panama:

I live in Union County, NJ, so I am really getting a kick out of these replies.

I am Andy Dufrane so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...

Archie Goodwin: next stop - Panama Zihuatanejo.

FTFY.


Does NOT approve!

Soggy Bottom Boys approve of this thread:

yes they should be in prison of course, but I applaud their clever escape

GungFu: Archie Goodwin: next stop - Panama Zihuatanejo.

FTFY.


Does NOT approve!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL nice

/Scofield approves.

"And then he took out the toilet paper so I couldn't bend the bars, roll the toilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and have an escape..."

/Group W bench

Anyone mention Shawshank yet?

What, no obligatory Eastwood?

"Poor eqtworld, that was the longest night of his life"

Elaborate? Clever? Jesus jumping Christ on a pogo stick, subby (and others), I don't think you know what these words mean. If you really want to learn about elaborate real-life escapes that rival even the most contrived schemes in "Prison Break", read Solzhenitsyn's "GULAG Archipelago"; especially Georgi Tenno's Tale (in Book II, I believe).

Those guys must have been so happy when they didn't find grout and rebar inside the blocks.

/that wasn't a wall, it was a cheaply-built fence.

Nobody said anything about the guy's name?


OTIS BLUNT!

Son of Thunder: They covered holes they had dug in the walls with magazine photos of bikini clad women

Those were some big women.

probably a picture of rosie o'donnell in a bikini.

Fuzzy Britches unavailable for comment.

Red approves, but not Brooks. He's somewhere hanging around.

Been there, done that. Not impressed.

Goes to show that Jailbreak movies and books should be incorporated into our Correctional Training Program.

Cough..*Douchebags*..Cough