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(AP) Interesting Representatives Mary Bono and Connie Mack married in a private ceremony Saturday. Couple plans to go skiing for honeymoon   (ap.google.com) divider line 25
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Donald_McRonald 2007-12-16 03:35:19 AM  
I'm gonna guess they didn't play "I Got You Babe" at the reception.



/or did they?

 
SemperLieSuckah 2007-12-16 03:41:13 AM  
wait... are they two chicks?

 
quadropheniac 2007-12-16 03:41:51 AM  
Boooooooooooooooooooo. Cheap shot.

 
Phil McKraken 2007-12-16 03:44:08 AM  
The story is actually interesting, while the headline is shiatty.

 
DaCricket [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 03:44:11 AM  
SemperLieSuckah: wait... are they two chicks?

No. Dude just has a very girly name.

 
DaCricket [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 03:45:25 AM  
I take that back he has a oldfasioned/stupid/goofy name and a girly nick-name.

 
Notabunny 2007-12-16 03:46:12 AM  
Well, I guess they won't have to throw out the old monogramed towels.

 
Gwendolyn [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 04:23:06 AM  
rush_limbaugh_sent_me: Just another boring heterosexual marriage. :)

Boring? Are you kidding? Mary Bono is about as stable as a three legged table. Did you hear her talking about how she couldn't afford to pay for her son's college on her pitiful Congresswoman's salary? She said she couldn't afford to get him a car either. The poor poor woman. How will she ever make it on that $162,000 a year.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 04:45:10 AM  
-1

/Sonny Bono fan.
//Cher is a biatch.

 
ZangTT 2007-12-16 04:51:51 AM  
Giggety.

/that is all

 
PlasticMoby 2007-12-16 05:04:26 AM  
i thought connie mack was a detective down in texas. You learn something new every day.

Oh, wait, that was billy mack.


/You know he knows just exactly what the facts is

 
PlasticMoby 2007-12-16 05:16:51 AM  
rush_limbaugh_sent_me


OMG, we agree on something. We gotta hit the negotiation tables quick! After that we'll hit the bar and sing some Steve Miller tunes.

 
DaCricket [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 05:42:26 AM  
PlasticMoby: /You know he knows just exactly what the facts is

rush_limbaugh_sent_me: He also makes his living on other people's taxes.

Thanks.. now I get to have that song stuck in my head all night long.

 
hoodiowithtudio 2007-12-16 06:31:06 AM  
I thought she married a dead man who coached and managed baseball for a couple millenia

 
Nastyboy 2007-12-16 08:37:16 AM  
Mary Bono is a GILF.

 
Son of Thunder 2007-12-16 09:18:51 AM  
Sun God: You know, Connie Mack has probably withstood all the sticks and stones about gender names you can come up with.

This is why parents should THINK before naming their children. Want to name your kid "Francis?" Picture him surrounding by a dozen boys chanting "Francis prances in frilly pink pantses."

/life ain't easy for a boy named Sue

 
awfulperson [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 10:08:45 AM  
6:28
6:29
6:30

*click* ...sooo, put your little hand in mine,
there ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb...

 
VitruvianMonkey 2007-12-16 12:14:30 PM  
rush_limbaugh_sent_me: Gwendolyn: rush_limbaugh_sent_me: Just another boring heterosexual marriage. :)

Boring? Are you kidding? Mary Bono is about as stable as a three legged table. Did you hear her talking about how she couldn't afford to pay for her son's college on her pitiful Congresswoman's salary? She said she couldn't afford to get him a car either. The poor poor woman. How will she ever make it on that $162,000 a year.

Haha, no I didn't hear about that. I don't actually read the articles that are posted.

That reminds me of Dick Gepherdt complaining that his mother was going to have choose between her medications and food if other taxpayers didn't help her out when he's this rich politician who could have easily paid for his own mother's meds. :)


Uh-oh. Since you didn't RTFA, I guess you didn't read that she is a Republic(an) rep. Quick! Backpedal and spin! You know your lord and master doesn't allow you to think negative thoughts about the Right!

\You're a sterling example of a troll by the way. It's like actually reading posts by Rush. Kudos

 
AirForceVet [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 12:52:12 PM  
Is this a match made in Heaven? Connie Mack is an asshat.

 
wooden_badger 2007-12-16 01:04:35 PM  
Didn't he die like 50 years ago. Even his stadium is long gone.

 
Neesie 2007-12-16 01:18:47 PM  
I didn't realize there was another Connie Mack. Supposedly the full name is Cornelius Alexander McGillicuddy IV

His dad seemed nice. This one looks like he likes having his photos taken.

 
Epicanis 2007-12-16 01:58:45 PM  
So, is Connie Mack ALSO a Scientologist?

 
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock 2007-12-16 05:04:25 PM  
George, George, George of the Ski Slopes,
Friend to you and me

 
birdboy2000 2007-12-16 07:49:42 PM  
This thread has had far too few Philadelphia A's references.

/Seriously, farkers. Learn your baseball history.

 
angrygrizzly 2007-12-16 08:24:13 PM  
That's Mr. Mack to you.

But why Mary Bono? I heard Mack hated anybody from the Federal League.

 
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