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(Some Guy) Florida If you're going to deny biting your buddy, wipe the blood off your mouth before talking to police   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 21
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 01:56:53 AM  
One thing I never could stomach about living in Santa Clara Okaloosa County... all the damn vampires.

 
crypticsatellite [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 02:14:31 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: One thing I never could stomach about living in Santa Clara Okaloosa County... all the damn vampires.

From Florida, eh? Makes sense.

;P

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 02:32:40 AM  
crypticsatellite: From Florida, eh? Makes sense.

;P

Heh heh, the story in the article took place in Florida, but not my antics. I never lived there.

I saw an opportunity to throw in a reference to The Lost Boys and I just couldn't pass it up!

 
rcain [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 02:51:56 AM  
crypticsatellite: From Florida, eh? Makes sense.

About as much sense as vampires in California.
But then again, there's got to be some explanation for LA.

 
crypticsatellite [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 03:04:10 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I saw an opportunity to throw in a reference to The Lost Boys and I just couldn't pass it up!

And I totally missed it.

*hangs head in shame*

 
matterri [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 03:55:20 AM  
Finger Lickin Good!

 
thelordofcheese 2007-12-16 03:56:01 AM  
Just don't take my Double Stuf Oreos & root beer

 
ignite ice 2007-12-16 04:08:53 AM  
But was it a flesh wound?

 
legalkegel 2007-12-16 04:11:33 AM  
This is the epitome of not news. Did the reporter just happen to be walking along like the cop was?

"Meh, I got a deadline, might as well report this vagrant hand biting story."

 
Empress of Blandings Castle 2007-12-16 04:16:59 AM  
*sigh*
I knew before I clicked on the link this one would be local. God, this place is pathetic.

/Makes plans to move...

 
mark0h 2007-12-16 04:31:52 AM  
img.photobucket.com

I bet these guys show up at the hospital.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 04:52:12 AM  
What kind of gothmo bullshiat is this?

/DNRTFA.

 
free willzyx 2007-12-16 05:06:19 AM  
don't bite me, bro.

 
the_chief 2007-12-16 05:23:45 AM  
I bit a moose once.

 
AtomicAcidbath 2007-12-16 05:37:13 AM  
Empress of Blandings Castle: *sigh*
I knew before I clicked on the link this one would be local. God, this place is pathetic.

/Makes plans to move...

Please don't spread the infection. Stay calm and in your home until the authorities advise you it is safe to do otherwise.

 
Jamieboy 2007-12-16 05:55:38 AM  
FTFA: "I observed (the victim's) had was bleeding, and when he cleaned the wound it was obvious he had been bitten," the report said.

Don't newspapers employ proof readers anymore, or do they just rely on spell check?

 
doshus 2007-12-16 05:56:05 AM  
no no no, it was just the hooker's time of the month, I swear

 
Asian Reporter Trisha Takanawa 2007-12-16 06:06:13 AM  
mark0h: I bet these guys show up at the hospital.

If I got full blown AIDS, that's how I'd want to know about it.

 
samfibian 2007-12-16 07:36:44 AM  
imgboot.com

 
HiRes 2007-12-16 09:44:52 AM  
i came here for a doctored paint huffer guy.

i are disappointed.

 
gr8fultom 2007-12-16 12:57:06 PM  
I was going to do a picture of the gold face man with red where the gold paint should have been...but it grossed me out.

 
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