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(Guardian.com) Obvious Porn industry being gutted as people realize they can do better with a $500 digicam, a web connection and a fake set of boobs on some whore who'll fark anyone (SFW)   (observer.guardian.co.uk) divider line 191
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cambie [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 10:36:00 PM  
fark. I've never heard of youporn before. But I'm snowed in tonight, so I had the opportunity to check it out, and yeah, that is better than most of the pornos I've seen. Screw you San Fernando Valley.

 
Demetrius [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 10:51:35 PM  
Mom?

 
40below [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 10:52:44 PM  
The Intratubes made porn boring, IMHO.

 
Demetrius [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 10:53:44 PM  
I was in NYC today and saw a couple of limos riding around with license plates of CAPORN##. (The ## are some random numbers)

CA Porn?
Capo RN?

Wish I could have seen inside. I might have a better answer.

 
jake_lex [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 12:39:35 AM  
Wait a minute. You come into my house, my party, to tell me about the future? That the future is tape, videotape, and not film? That it's amateurs and not professionals? I'm a filmmaker, which is why I will *never* make a movie on tape.

 
UberDave [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 01:16:28 AM  
40below: The Intratubes made porn boring, IMHO.


Well...I still jerk off manually.

 
SphericalTime [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 02:22:52 AM  
Yup. Although I always have to wonder where all of those cute bi-curious boys in amateur gay porn live. I suspect I need to move to Kansas or something.

 
Flashman73 2007-12-16 06:05:37 AM  
Erotic stories > Amateur videos > Amateur pics > Escort advertisements > Professional videos > Professional pictures

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 06:07:30 AM  
TTIUWV?

 
HellFace [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 06:10:09 AM  
FTFA: The industry says it is laying off workers.

Tee Hee

 
RadioactiveApe 2007-12-16 06:12:58 AM  
The reason Vivid Video is losing business is because they treat objects like women, man.

 
whiterrabbit 2007-12-16 06:14:32 AM  
Depending on your perspective, any video can be construed as pornography...why there are some very randy clips in Rudolph the red nosed reindeer for instance....tails up everyone!!

 
Cauchy_Riemann_equations 2007-12-16 06:17:42 AM  
I think that's great. The people taking the risks (actors) make the money. Now if we could just legalize drugs and prostitution.

/serious

 
cfuse 2007-12-16 06:17:51 AM  
The reason Vivid Video is losing business is because they treat objects like women, man.
No, the reason that they are losing business is that they suck.

 
xBodo99 2007-12-16 06:17:56 AM  
YouPorn, xTube... Time to masturbate.

 
starsrift 2007-12-16 06:18:32 AM  
whiterrabbit: Depending on your perspective, any video can be construed as pornography...why there are some very randy clips in Rudolph the red nosed reindeer for instance....tails up everyone!!

Calling pictures of animal pornography because some people have a zoophilia fetish does not make it pornography.

Just like just because that wierd guy on Fark a few months ago who has a car fetish, it does not mean that auto magazines are wank ma--...


Nevermind.

 
Maxc7001 [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 06:24:22 AM  
RadioactiveApe: The reason Vivid Video is losing business is because they treat objects like women, man.

What?....You mean coitus?

 
doglover [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 06:26:26 AM  
youporn.com

because it was too easy to type with both hands.

 
Brick Top 2007-12-16 06:31:15 AM  
www.badmovies.org

He can't believe it either.

 
Phaid 2007-12-16 06:35:08 AM  
i86.photobucket.com

Sales dropping because you can fill terabytes of HD space with stolen porn without paying a cent, sure. Sales dropping because of ugly ass amateur video, nu uh.

 
Freak 2007-12-16 06:41:53 AM  
cambie
fark. I've never heard of youporn before. But I'm snowed in tonight, so I had the opportunity to check it out, and yeah, that is better than most of the pornos I've seen. Screw you San Fernando Valley.


How can you never have heard of youporn?? Have you also never heard of redtube, xtube, yuvutu, and heaven666.org?

 
Freak 2007-12-16 06:44:22 AM  
I prefer amateur porn so long as the chicks are hot. A lot of the videos on youporn feature women I would never want to see naked let alone naked and doing stuff.

 
20/20 2007-12-16 06:48:20 AM  
I'm still amazed that people will have sex on camera, knowing full well that it's going on the internet. How much do the "amatuers" make for a shoot?

 
dj42 2007-12-16 06:58:20 AM  
//bookmarks this to revisit once its populated by free amatuer porn links. off to a good start, Freak.

 
xebeche_tzu 2007-12-16 07:00:58 AM  
The Hun (linkypops)

Let's try that as an actual link.

NSFW

Duh!

 
AussieFox 2007-12-16 07:22:21 AM  
20/20: I'm still amazed that people will have sex on camera, knowing full well that it's going on the internet. How much do the "amateurs" make for a shoot?

The money they make from places like Youporn? Nothing.

And frankly, I hate "main stream porn". The biggest problem is that whole giving the blowjob and making 'sexy' eye contact with the camera... That kinda stuff really kills the fantasy.

 
doshus 2007-12-16 07:22:51 AM  
gotta do this to make enough dough to fix the vette

 
Misch [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 07:24:35 AM  
www.reviewjournal.com

Fake boobs... will fark anything....

 
Impudent Domain 2007-12-16 07:39:37 AM  
AussieFox: And frankly, I hate "main stream porn". The biggest problem is that whole giving the blowjob and making 'sexy' eye contact with the camera... That kinda stuff really kills the fantasy.

yeah that, and lots of other things I don't like. Most of the pornhos are either too skanky looking these days, or they have the worse set of fake boobs ever. They mug the camera and say stupid things while having sex and giggle. Not conducive to a good fantasy.

 
OldTXwmn 2007-12-16 07:42:06 AM  
Oh my. This is way too interesting.

 
moof 2007-12-16 07:44:04 AM  
AussieFox: And frankly, I hate "main stream porn". The biggest problem is that whole giving the blowjob and making 'sexy' eye contact with the camera... That kinda stuff really kills the fantasy.

Have you tried talking to the director, telling him how you feel about giving those fake 'sexy' looks? Who knows, maybe the production company is looking to get into a more amateur-looking style!

 
gund 2007-12-16 07:45:02 AM  
They need to sue more like the RIAA....

Anyway the porn industry will never die out, amateur porn only goes so far, there's no storyline or interesting scenarios. Real life is pretty boring.

As long as the technology and laws don't make it too difficult to pirate stuff, yet also not make it too easy, some Nash equilibrium will be reached.

 
o4tuna 2007-12-16 07:53:49 AM  
Picked up a little program the other day to save vids off youtube & google video, it's called
videoget (new window)
While I was looking for the help file, I noticed the list of 241 video sites it supports (new window)
The last 1/3 of that list may be relevant to your interests...

 
zappaisfrank [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 07:54:16 AM  
I think a lot of the reason the pron industry is suffering is the delivery system. The internet is quicker, there's no shortage of material by any stretch of the imagination, you don't have to drive to a pron shop or order it and wait several days for the mailman to bring it. Plus there's enough newsgroups, blogs, Youprons, etc. where it doesn't cost you a dime.

If they haven't done it already, the major producers like Vivid should at least experiment with pay-per-download delivery options. Charge 'em $14.95 to download a burn ready DVD and you've just saved money on overhead because you don't have to worry about packaging and distribiution. Put the money you save into some advertising and bam-o, you're back in business.

It's call reinventing the wheel...look into it.

 
socodog 2007-12-16 07:57:54 AM  
story line? scenarios? who the F watches an entire porn anyway? the internet is perfect for my purposes. 5 minutes and then I'm off to some other activity.

you know what the hard core porno fans do when vivid bores them with a script? FF, baby.

 
Highstand 2007-12-16 08:12:26 AM  
God bless the internet.

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2007-12-16 08:19:13 AM  
CEOs, for all the money they make are pretty easy to get bamboozled by lawyers claiming if they pay then big bucks to go after those "copyright infringers" they'll save their business model.

Fat chance. You can bet those lawyers are laughing all the way to the bank.

 
BMFPitt 2007-12-16 08:24:07 AM  
Phaid: Sales dropping because you can fill terabytes of HD space with stolen porn without paying a cent, sure. Sales dropping because of ugly ass amateur video, nu uh.

WIN!

/ Likes some production value in his porn
// Proper lighting makes so much difference
/// Wishes more good porn didn't waste budget on scripts

 
Macular Degenerate 2007-12-16 08:24:14 AM  
In a perfect world, a porno would have a good script, cinematography, and production quality of any other movie, but it would also have racier scenes in which they show you the people actually farking.

In reality, pornos are effectively just scenes of people banging the shiat out of each other for 90 mins. There is no creativity there. Most people skip through the stupid dialog and maybe even mute the lame smooth-jazz background music.

If San Fernando wants to stop it's decline, it should produce something worth buying. Keep producing the 90 minute bang-fest because there will always be hard drive space for it, but make something interesting, cinematic and *gasp* maybe worth paying money for.

 
swahnhennessy 2007-12-16 08:29:38 AM  
Macular Degenerate: If San Fernando wants to stop it's decline, it should produce something worth buying. Keep producing the 90 minute bang-fest because there will always be hard drive space for it, but make something interesting, cinematic and *gasp* maybe worth paying money for.

Caligula
sucked.

As for the article, most professionally produced porn stopped doing it for me a long time ago. Even half the stuff billed as "amateur" is too fake for my tastes. Pretty much the only stuff I can stand anymore is homemade.

 
cosmos_31 2007-12-16 08:33:31 AM  
FTFA: YouPorn is adding 15 million new users a month.

Seriously? At that rate, they'd have all of America signed up in less than 2 years. Thats insane.

 
Flashman73 2007-12-16 08:40:32 AM  
I didn't even know "youporn" existed, after "redtube" and "xtube"

 
StrikitRich 2007-12-16 08:40:36 AM  
I'm just astounded that anyone would think that the Porn Industry would be affected by the Writers' Strike.

 
kikspodunk 2007-12-16 08:42:10 AM  
Seriously, you mean there's porn on the internet?

 
chris20202 2007-12-16 08:42:26 AM  
Macular Degenerate: In a perfect world, a porno would have a good script, cinematography, and production quality of any other movie, but it would also have racier scenes in which they show you the people actually farking.

In reality, pornos are effectively just scenes of people banging the shiat out of each other for 90 mins. There is no creativity there. Most people skip through the stupid dialog and maybe even mute the lame smooth-jazz background music.

If San Fernando wants to stop it's decline, it should produce something worth buying. Keep producing the 90 minute bang-fest because there will always be hard drive space for it, but make something interesting, cinematic and *gasp* maybe worth paying money for.


How is any of that going to happen? The budget needed to pay several people to have sex in a hotel room while some talentless hack points a camera at them is tiny, thousands of dollars. The budget needed to make a actual high quality cinematic movie such as you're looking for would be in the millions of dollars.

Who's going to pay the millions of dollars to make the high end movie? Who's going to be in it, none of these porn actors and actresses can act. How are they going to make any money off it? They won't be able to advertise it anywhere, they obviously won't be able to play it in any theaters.

 
chris20202 2007-12-16 08:49:37 AM  
chris20202:
How is any of that going to happen? The budget needed to pay several people to have sex in a hotel room while some talentless hack points a camera at them is tiny, thousands of dollars. The budget needed to make a actual high quality cinematic movie such as you're looking for would be in the millions of dollars.

Who's going to pay the millions of dollars to make the high end movie? Who's going to be in it, none of these porn actors and actresses can act. How are they going to make any money off it? They won't be able to advertise it anywhere, they obviously won't be able to play it in any theaters.


(replying to myself)

Also, I think the real "problem" here, if it is a problem, is that due to porn being socially unacceptable, society can't communicate about it. If a mainstream hollywood movie is really good, everyone tells their friends and family about it and newspapers and tv shows review it and word spreads everywhere.

If a porn movie were really good, who would know? Nobody's going to tell their mother or their sister about it, not many people would tell their friends about it because it's not socially acceptable to talk about. Tv shows and newspapers certainly won't review it. So high quality porn doesn't sell any better than low quality porn, which is why porn is low quality.

 
Phaid 2007-12-16 08:51:25 AM  
Macular Degenerate In a perfect world, a porno would have a good script, cinematography, and production quality of any other movie, but it would also have racier scenes in which they show you the people actually farking.

Pirates (link kind of nsfw) was just that. There must be something to your idea, because that movie was the 2007 AVN Winner for Best Selling Title of the Year.

 
serial_crusher [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 08:54:58 AM  
'Some people say porn is porn is porn, but consumers have preferences,' says Cahen. 'Some like amateur, with neighbours in their socks in a poorly-lit setting.' But 'most consumers like a more polished product with high quality production and prettier girls doing fun things'.

I'm one of those. And PornoTube's not just filled with user-created content. There's plenty of stuff from vivid, etc on there, but it doesn't seem any different than the free preview clips they put up at all sort of other websites, so I don't see what the big deal is. PornoTube's just a big MGP. If I wanted to actually spend money on my porn, I'd go to the URL embedded in the corner of the video.

 
serial_crusher [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 08:57:14 AM  
Phaid: Macular Degenerate In a perfect world, a porno would have a good script, cinematography, and production quality of any other movie, but it would also have racier scenes in which they show you the people actually farking.

Pirates (link kind of nsfw) was just that. There must be something to your idea, because that movie was the 2007 AVN Winner for Best Selling Title of the Year.


Haha, Pirates was terrible. I have no memory of what the plot was about, but it wasn't any different than any of the other crap they show on Cinemax at 3 in the morning.

/ Local video store had Pirates shelved right next to the actual Pirates of the Carribean though. I had to laugh at that.

 
The Billdozer 2007-12-16 08:57:57 AM  
I blame Wifey for starting all of this.

 
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