Boobies!!!!!

If it was a Buddhist monk, he would be asking the question, "What's the sound of one hand fapping?"

Fap fap fap !

Better to have a porn addiction than an Altar boy addiction ;)

Subby needs to work on his technique.

Subby does it twice a day?

Atleast he's not molesting little boys, he should get a raise.

Craptastic:
Subby needs to work on his technique.

Depends if he wants it to last, or he has to be at work in half an hour.

Craptastic: Subby needs to work on his technique.

Real men take at least an hour.

No Such Agency: Depends if he wants it to last, or he has to be at work in half an hour.

Maybe he's AT work?

No Such Agency: Craptastic:
Subby needs to work on his technique.

Depends if he wants it to last, or he has to be at work in half an hour.

or if he is at work

A priest commits a vow of celibacy, and people think he doesn't walk his own dog?

He should read his Bible instead. If he needs something to do with his hands, just keep counting all that tax-free money. Then maybe find himself a doe-eyed virgin in his audience to keep him company, after he marries her of course.

I knew a guy in the church I used to go to that would frequently confess his "online porn addiction". He would tell everyone else that they couldn't look at Myspace, because the Lord didn't want them to fall into temptation.

OhGod OhGod OhGod..Ahhh..Praise Jebus

It says he's got a wife and four kids. Dang.

God is what? Watching you masturbate?

Scratch that celibacy thing I said there earlier then...

Hosebeatings: Craptastic: Subby needs to work on his technique.

Real men take at least an hour.

Real men can't get it up.

5-7 minutes? Oh, you must be adding up the TOTAL time from 3-4 sessions throughout the day.

The photo makes it looks like he was in flagrante at the moment of the shutter snap.

"We do talk about how we're all imperfect, and this certainly shows that."

I swear, Christians are the masters of self hate. Humans are sexual beings. This is not an imperfection, it's what keeps us in existence by the urge to reproduce.

Born2late: He should read his Bible instead. If he needs something to do with his hands, just keep counting all that tax-free money. Then maybe find himself a doe-eyed virgin in his audience to keep him company, after he marries her of course.

I don't know any rich pastors. I'm sure they're out there, but on the whole they seem to live pretty modestly.

he has risen...and will rise again....

IN MY PANTS.

\hold the applause

mypalmike: Scratch that celibacy thing I said there earlier then...

Priests are celebate. Protestant pastors are not.

It's a nifty ploy to "confess" something once caught at it. This isn't Christian-exclusive: Celebrities and politicians do it all the time with alcohol and drugs, and then enter "treatment" -- usually a high-priced resort.

whatshisname: Maybe he's AT work?

Been there, done that, bukkake'd the stall just so the asshole I was filling in for would have to clean it up the next day.

Four times.

Also, it's the rare celebrity that can get treatment *before* getting caught... like Robin Williams.

jonterry4: Hosebeatings: Craptastic: Subby needs to work on his technique.

Real men take at least an hour.

Real men can't get it up.

On the rare occasion a real man can't get it up, he improvises.

/better not to ask.

FTFA - Alsgaard said James (the Rev.) disclosed the problem to a church committee early this week. So it appears he (the Rev.) realized he was engaging in a behavior against his religious beliefs and admitted his problem and is seeking help prior to getting caught. I commend him for his honesty.

And I applaud him for going public with it. GREAT publicity.

I take only 2 min but do it about 20 times a day

How long before this fellow becomes an internet icon of onanism?

There was no dealing with pornography of youth, as far as we know.

So was he into older ladies?

I'm a fap in the morning person.

Unless I get a day off, then it's 3 or 4 times.

/the more you know

this pic is BEGGING for photoshop


/I also enjoy that the last part of the image description on the newspaper's server is "tb_PastorPorn_450x300.jpg"

Hosebeatings: Craptastic: Subby needs to work on his technique.

Real men take at least an hour.

No kids in the house, eh?

Oooo big man subby showing off how long he can last.

His church in New Tampa has 1,400 members.

I wonder how many women attend, too.

Good thing there isn't any Jennicam anymore. He'd never get anything done.

its not 7 minutes total per day but 7 minutes each time. if your not spending at least 1 hour per day please see a professional.

Craptastic: Hosebeatings: Craptastic: Subby needs to work on his technique.

Real men take at least an hour.

No kids in the house, eh?

Nope. But then, isn't that what the garage is for anyway?

pr0n is teh debil

Nunya Bidnez: FTFA - Alsgaard said James (the Rev.) disclosed the problem to a church committee early this week. So it appears he (the Rev.) realized he was engaging in a behavior against his religious beliefs and admitted his problem and is seeking help prior to getting caught. I commend him for his honesty.

Bah. His wife probably told him she'd divorce him after one of his snowflakes ratted him out because said snowflake didn't get the birthday gift he wanted.

/color me cynical.

no ceiling cat photoshop? for shame.

To paraphrase at least one comic, "If God didn't want us to fap he would have made our arms shorter."

Anyone else notice these things?

Hosebeatings: Craptastic: Hosebeatings: Craptastic: Subby needs to work on his technique.

Real men take at least an hour.

No kids in the house, eh?

Nope. But then, isn't that what the garage is for anyway?

You have a PC in the garage or are you still using low tech pr0n?

Any theories on how this little problem surfaced?

He must have been sitting there spanking his monk and somebody walked in????

No Happy Ending.

Richard_Gozinia: Any theories on how this little problem surfaced?

He must have been sitting there spanking his monk and somebody walked in????


At the same time, he was thinking "Goddammit, I should have fixed that farkin' lock!"