Veteran's Stadium children unavilable for comment.

Jerimiah 10: 1-8

I once saw the mall Easter Bunny walking around without his head on. It disturbed me to my very core.

/happened to be 22 at the time.
//it really is disconcerting

Good thing those adolescent WalMart panties weaned them off the Santa thing!

Bill O`Reilly was right.

But really, people can be real jerks around the holidays. Too little sunshine, too farking cold and too much time with the family.

Weird. When Santa was getting pelting at the time described at the article, he was ringing the Salvation Army bell at my local Wal-Mart.

HE MUST BE TEH HOLOGRAMZ!!!11

What about the trauma when we tell them santa isn't real

Santa isn't anything but an old trauma queen anyhow.

Hanging's too good for 'em. Burning's too good for 'em. They should be chopped up into little bitty pieces and buried alive.

ahhh the little bastards of today's society is there anything the little farkers won't do?

10 sec rule applies to pudding too: What about the trauma when we tell them santa isn't real

What exactly are you saying?

I. Hate. People.

were the beer bottles empty? If not, then that is just plain wasteful.

unavailable?

Maybe I'm a little "different," but I sincerely found this headline amusing.

strangeguitar: Veteran's Stadium children unavilable for comment.

I was going to make this reference. Bravo.

flucto: 10 sec rule applies to pudding too: What about the trauma when we tell them santa isn't real

What exactly are you saying?

Yeah, why would you lie to someone like that?

In all honesty, why not have event-organizers double as "security?" Were I involved with this event, for example, I would have no problem remaining in the sidelines, prepared to bludgeon whatever punk would have the nerve to start.

Don't let them watch Gremlins, then... sheesh.

Sherburn-in-Elmet = coal in stockings, moldy hard bread crusts and tepid tap water for dinner.

It's a chav-tastic Xmas!

I hate everyone who isn't me.

Depends on the kid, really.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=635lfffebPg (NSFW language)

Bleh, tasteme beat me to the 'Bad Santa' reference

Why must he suffer so for mankind's transgressions?

flucto:What exactly are you saying?

You expect me to understand the words that come out of my mouth?

Father christmas, give us some money
Dont mess around with those silly toys.
Well beat you up if you dont hand it over

Wow. The UK really has turned into nothing but a rock filled with arseholes, hasn't it?


This is what a nanny state turns you into.

The dude hangs out at the North Pole with his wife and a bunch of elves.

I'm thinking wild party.

Pay what you owe!

/That's a biatch move, Santa.

fark it all /happy farking x-mas

Beer bottles ...this happened to Jeff Gordon...at Talladega....well except for the egg part

Sherburn-in-Elmet is British for Philadelphia.

Ha Ha!

Suck it Santa.

Your days of molesting small children, and enslaving elves in your cruel workshops, are OVER!

So the consensus at Fark seems to be that assaulting Santa and traumatizing kids is cool and funny. Next on list: taking candy from babies.

Hum_35711: Ha Ha!
Suck it Santa.
Your days of molesting small children, and enslaving elves in your cruel workshops, are OVER!

Santa is Chinese?

Christ, he should pull his weight.

He's a honkey who works one day a year, Damn, I wish I was that dude.

I wish I were a chav.
Sure, it takes hard work, virtue and intense altruism but I think that the prestige alone is worth it.

/choose chav

Wait, if I read that correctly, they are using Santa as a fundraiser?
I do believe they are doing it wrong. Santa's supposed to give away gifts, not collect for them...
I can understand Florida volunteer firefighters doing this, but Santa?