I guess he's already seen a grown man naked...

Oh, Billy!

Well look at that! Scraps is a boy dog.

Surely you can't be serious?

Bith Set Me Up: Surely you can't be serious?

Of course I'm serious, and stop calling me Shirley.

subby thinks child molesters being released from prison is spiffy?

Diabolic

There ain't nothing in the bible about molestin' children being bad.

So, Joey, you HAVE been to a Turkish prison? Was it delightful?

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

(We make Turks walk funny)

I once worked as a Dieselfitter...

FTFA: The 17-year-old spent 246 days in custody after being accused of sexually molesting a 13-year-old British girl while on vacation in Turkey.

Damn, instant karma is a biatch

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

I just want to tell you Farkers good luck with this thread. We're all counting on you.

kb7rky: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

DarKrow: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.

and now when he farts,he makes no sound

There's a long article in the deadtree German-language Spiegel about him. Apparently, the two fooled around, the rubbing caused him to come to a happy end prematurely (there wasn't even any penetration), but the girl was probably clueless and afraid she got pregnant and went crying "rape" to mommy. A Turkish doctor even checked her hymen and it was still intact. But the Turkish justice system wanted to play the tough guys, especially because Germany and the EU were telling them they should improve themselves if they want to join the EU. And seeing the way they handled this case, they do need to improve a lot...

/Summarize much?

FTA:



Caturday?

/I iz glowin in da U Vee lite

What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion!

Excuse me -- does anyone in this thread know how to fly an airplane?

What is it, Doctor? What's going on?
I'm not sure. I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.

And Leon's getting LAAAAAAARGER!

dmd8605: DarKrow: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.

The red zone has always been for loading and unloading.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Scraps is a boy!

What I learned about Fark: ANY hint of a quote from 'Airplane' at all will derail the thread. But, since it is about 'Airplane', it is a good derailment.

We could alwyas make this thread about something else. What can we make of it?

We can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl.

/It should be a crime if you haven't watched it yet.

kilgorn: I once worked as a Dieselfitter...

I came here to say that. Or something like that.

Pardon me stewardess, I speak jive.

"Sheeeeeit!"
(Golly!)

/not sure if that's exactly right, it's been awhile

NeverDrunk23
We could alwyas make this thread about something else...

No, that's just what they'll be expecting us to do...

You know who else liked young German girls?

Everyone knows there's nothing sluttier than a 13 year old British girl pretending to be 15 so she get some German sausage.

/I like my coffee black, like my men

We have clearance, Clarence.

Donald_McRonald

I thought the alleged victim was a Brit?

In many arab countries, especially turkey, its only considered Ghey if you're the catcher, not if you're the pitcher.

Either way thats not my kinda baseball.

skinink: I just want to tell you Farkers good luck with this thread. We're all counting on you.

Tibbo7: I thought the alleged victim was a Brit?

I didn't think my cunning plan all the way through.

What's our vector, Victor?

astyrx7: We have clearance, Clarence.

alienofamerica: What's our vector, Victor?

Roger, Roger

How's the weather over Las Vegas, Clarence?

/Dam I couldn't spell Albakirky.

I was over Under, and Under was over Dunne.

Donald_McRonald: Tibbo7: I thought the alleged victim was a Brit?

I didn't think my cunning plan all the way through.

Well, you're a good man for admitting it.

Huzzah!

What is a man doing with a bobby pin?

'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!

Benjimin_Dover: dmd8605: DarKrow: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.

The red zone has always been for loading and unloading.

This is about that abortion, isn't it?

I'll never forget that night . .

Over Rio Grande?

No. I'll never get over Rio Grande.


// correct me if i remembered it wrong.