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(Spiegel Online) Spiffy German teenager released after eight months in Turkish prison. Said he wants to see gladiator movies next   (spiegel.de) divider line 97
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Two Dogs Farking [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 12:27:04 PM  
I guess he's already seen a grown man naked...

 
rcain [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 05:14:52 PM  
"[He] ... has denied the charge, saying instead it was a consensual act of intimacy. He also says he thought the girl was two years older."

GUILTY!!!!!!

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 05:15:32 PM  
www.arcollectibles.com

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 05:21:30 PM  
Oh, Billy!

 
strangeguitar 2007-12-15 06:06:18 PM  
i227.photobucket.com
8 months?! Pussy!

 
mark_bert 2007-12-15 08:12:01 PM  
Well look at that! Scraps is a boy dog.

 
Bith Set Me Up 2007-12-15 08:12:30 PM  
Surely you can't be serious?

 
not2bright 2007-12-15 08:14:11 PM  
Bith Set Me Up: Surely you can't be serious?

Of course I'm serious, and stop calling me Shirley.

 
Diabolic 2007-12-15 08:14:16 PM  
subby thinks child molesters being released from prison is spiffy?

 
waiting4godot 2007-12-15 08:16:00 PM  
Diabolic

There ain't nothing in the bible about molestin' children being bad.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 08:16:48 PM  
So, Joey, you HAVE been to a Turkish prison? Was it delightful?

 
wowzer97pooh 2007-12-15 08:17:53 PM  
THIS IS SPARTA!!!

(We make Turks walk funny)

 
kilgorn 2007-12-15 08:19:42 PM  
www.spiegel.de

I once worked as a Dieselfitter...

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 08:20:30 PM  
FTFA: The 17-year-old spent 246 days in custody after being accused of sexually molesting a 13-year-old British girl while on vacation in Turkey.

Damn, instant karma is a biatch

 
kb7rky 2007-12-15 08:21:07 PM  
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

 
skinink 2007-12-15 08:23:31 PM  
I just want to tell you Farkers good luck with this thread. We're all counting on you.

 
DarKrow 2007-12-15 08:26:28 PM  
kb7rky: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

 
dmd8605 2007-12-15 08:28:57 PM  
DarKrow: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.

 
porterm 2007-12-15 08:30:33 PM  
and now when he farts,he makes no sound

 
netsharc 2007-12-15 08:31:27 PM  
There's a long article in the deadtree German-language Spiegel about him. Apparently, the two fooled around, the rubbing caused him to come to a happy end prematurely (there wasn't even any penetration), but the girl was probably clueless and afraid she got pregnant and went crying "rape" to mommy. A Turkish doctor even checked her hymen and it was still intact. But the Turkish justice system wanted to play the tough guys, especially because Germany and the EU were telling them they should improve themselves if they want to join the EU. And seeing the way they handled this case, they do need to improve a lot...

/Summarize much?

 
Die_ Ubermensch 2007-12-15 08:31:37 PM  
FTA:

img221.imageshack.us

Caturday?

/I iz glowin in da U Vee lite

 
kilgorn 2007-12-15 08:37:50 PM  
What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

 
bayoukitty [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 08:41:20 PM  
Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion!

 
TheGreyPiper 2007-12-15 08:45:17 PM  
Excuse me -- does anyone in this thread know how to fly an airplane?

 
kilgorn 2007-12-15 08:50:55 PM  
What is it, Doctor? What's going on?
I'm not sure. I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.

 
Bith Set Me Up 2007-12-15 08:53:00 PM  
And Leon's getting LAAAAAAARGER!

 
Benjimin_Dover 2007-12-15 08:57:12 PM  
dmd8605: DarKrow: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.


The red zone has always been for loading and unloading.

 
DogGetOutOfTheTrash 2007-12-15 08:58:39 PM  
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

 
ScottMpls 2007-12-15 08:59:04 PM  
Scraps is a boy!

 
NeverDrunk23 2007-12-15 09:02:56 PM  
What I learned about Fark: ANY hint of a quote from 'Airplane' at all will derail the thread. But, since it is about 'Airplane', it is a good derailment.

We could alwyas make this thread about something else. What can we make of it?

We can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl.

/It should be a crime if you haven't watched it yet.

 
MadAzza [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 09:04:58 PM  
kilgorn: I once worked as a Dieselfitter...

I came here to say that. Or something like that.

 
berylman 2007-12-15 09:07:20 PM  
Pardon me stewardess, I speak jive.

 
MadAzza [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 09:08:05 PM  
"Sheeeeeit!"
(Golly!)

/not sure if that's exactly right, it's been awhile

 
kilgorn 2007-12-15 09:08:29 PM  
NeverDrunk23
We could alwyas make this thread about something else...

No, that's just what they'll be expecting us to do...

 
Donald_McRonald 2007-12-15 09:08:39 PM  
You know who else liked young German girls?

 
bighairyguy [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 09:10:56 PM  
Everyone knows there's nothing sluttier than a 13 year old British girl pretending to be 15 so she get some German sausage.

/I like my coffee black, like my men

 
astyrx7 2007-12-15 09:12:12 PM  
We have clearance, Clarence.

 
Tibbo7 2007-12-15 09:12:12 PM  
Donald_McRonald

I thought the alleged victim was a Brit?

 
Oldiron_79 2007-12-15 09:13:03 PM  
In many arab countries, especially turkey, its only considered Ghey if you're the catcher, not if you're the pitcher.

Either way thats not my kinda baseball.

 
gingerfish109 2007-12-15 09:13:07 PM  
skinink: I just want to tell you Farkers good luck with this thread. We're all counting on you.

 
Donald_McRonald 2007-12-15 09:14:14 PM  
Tibbo7: I thought the alleged victim was a Brit?

I didn't think my cunning plan all the way through.

 
alienofamerica [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 09:14:26 PM  
What's our vector, Victor?

 
dustman81 [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 09:20:26 PM  
astyrx7: We have clearance, Clarence.

alienofamerica: What's our vector, Victor?

Roger, Roger

 
TheGreyPiper 2007-12-15 09:23:48 PM  
How's the weather over Las Vegas, Clarence?

/Dam I couldn't spell Albakirky.

 
ComicBookGuy 2007-12-15 09:24:09 PM  
I was over Under, and Under was over Dunne.

 
Tibbo7 2007-12-15 09:25:13 PM  
Donald_McRonald: Tibbo7: I thought the alleged victim was a Brit?

I didn't think my cunning plan all the way through.


Well, you're a good man for admitting it.

Huzzah!

 
TxRabbit 2007-12-15 09:25:59 PM  
What is a man doing with a bobby pin?

 
D'Annunzio 2007-12-15 09:30:09 PM  
'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!

 
12inpianist 2007-12-15 09:30:23 PM  
Benjimin_Dover: dmd8605: DarKrow: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.

The red zone has always been for loading and unloading.


This is about that abortion, isn't it?

 
TheyCallThisWork 2007-12-15 09:31:00 PM  
I'll never forget that night . .

Over Rio Grande?

No. I'll never get over Rio Grande.


// correct me if i remembered it wrong.

 
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