Approve.

Penis.

subby is trying to hard

Fluff Girl: Penis.

jeez where'd that come from?

boner

homo erectus.

wait, wrong thread.

Subby, haven't you learned that, after a headline full of the double-entendre, you have to end it with something not as subtle?

Like this:

Hardened criminal cocks up, gets caught pushing imported Viagra, given stiff sentence, will serve hard time. Boner

See? Way funnier.

*boing*

illustri: Fluff Girl: Penis.

jeez where'd that come cum from?

Laying it on a little thick, aren't you?

Fluff Girl: Penis.

You have one?!
If so you're a cute tranny

//not gay just asking

King Something: *Beavis & Butthead Pic with Washington Monument*

You wouldn't happen to have a picture of the much larger Clinton Monument next to the Washington Monument from Futurama would you? Because if you did you would be a gentelman and a scholar.

Fluff Girl: Penis.

Long time no see. Glad that the first thing you said was penis.

I wonder when he'll be introduced to the penal system.

BALLS AND WIENERS

nonoyesno: subby is trying too hard

/Pet peeve

BOO!!!!

I shall save this thread by making a Boobies reference!

Why is it that anything drug related seems to carry much harsher prison sentences than virtually any other crime? I know running a drug distribution ring is bad but 30 years? I know of murderers who are sentenced to 25 years. Rape, child molestation, you name it, I bet it has a prison sentence of less than 30 years. Our country is farked up.

Fluff Girl: Penis.

T-Luv: boner

Either one of these would have earned points at the end of that headline. Subby had better be paying attention.

i blame Bob Dole.

They are the Sultans of Shwing

plutonium238: BALLS AND WIENERS WEINERS

/sorry, pet peeve

This thread is very uplifting.

Your penis wants steak.

/am i doing it right?

Gobobo: nonoyesno: subby is trying too hard

/Pet peeve

Because saying it's a pet peeve makes it okay!

/I like to dress up like Shirley Temple and beat myself with a hockey stick.
//Pet peeve

I think I just came.

Software2:

I like to watch guys dress up like Shirley Temple and beat themselves with a hockey stick.

How YOU doin'?

Rokoh: plutonium238: BALLS AND WIENERS WEINERS

The preferred spelling of `wiener' is W-I-E-N-E-R, although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant.

I don't like the double use of "hard". Made it less funny.

serial_crusher I agree completely. +1 for punnery, Subster, -1 for repetition.

Also: nonoyesno subby is trying to hard harden

/FTFY. That's what the viagra is for.
// you meant too, right?

Mr_Master2: Why is it that anything drug related seems to carry much harsher prison sentences than virtually any other crime?

Steal the rich man's dime, do the time. Only Big Business is allowed to medicate society. Just how wrong is it? Doctors get a perfectly "legal" check in the mail for prescribing certain medication -- in lieu of, say, ...advising a healthier lifestyle?? Yeah, drugs are "illegal" ...because they're "dangerous".

...not as dangerous as say, a bottle of antifreeze, but nobody's spending millions promoting the ingestion of it.

Wait! There's an idea! Stop promoting drugs on TV and fewer people will eat them!

I think, if you just KNOW better, you don't support EITHER drug network.

F-U, Pharma!

One more for good luck:

Gobobo nonoyesno: subby is trying too hard

/Pet peeve

Since you beat me to the grammar naziery, I feel that I must point out that when you use the slashy-pet peeve combo, you're supposed to make something correct become incorrect, thus alluding to the Farker "Rotsky." The cliche must go on!

/um, not really
//I just hate when I post something THEN realize someone else has posted it.
///Hope no one else made a Rotsky comment, since I haven't really read everything yet.

GladGirl: I think I just came.


If that's really your pic, then we have something in common.

/I exaggerate
//but only a little

Damn, people. This entire thread sounds like a tired ass Jay Leno monologue.

Please, give the big blue pill a rest.

Watch Letterman for a change.

illustri: Fluff Girl: Penis.

jeez where'd that come from?

If it came from Fluff Girl, "her" login name may need to change.

pxa270: Rokoh: plutonium238: BALLS AND WIENERS WEINERS

The preferred spelling of `wiener' is W-I-E-N-E-R, although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant.

You all are a bunch of

HunterNIU


Enjoy.

Outstanding, sir.

boner.

I need to read all comments before posting.

Really lame headline.

navyjeff:

That flying crab-thing just circumsized the Clinton Monument.