That's some nice work there, Lou.

Dumbass tag for the Chief for giving tips to thieves?

Wait, no, criminals don't take notes anyway. The cops could put cars inside jail cells and people would still try to steal them.

Next time, don't leave your keys in the car. There are some states that you can actually get a ticket for leaving your keys in the car while it is running.

/mmm donuts

Bob Ondeeznuts: Next time, don't leave your keys in the car. There are some states that you can actually get a ticket for leaving your keys in the car while it is running.

But my keys are always in my car while it is running... they kind of have to be.

Ace Frehley's Ghost: they kind of have to be.

No Jedi mind control for you I see.

Ace Frehley's Ghost: But my keys are always in my car while it is running... they kind of have to be.

You beat me to the punch...

Not at all. My 1992 Saturn could be running and I could remove the keys from it. It was great. I miss that car.

With some older cars you were able to do that.

For some strange reason, I read that as Chef Fred Hayes.


/Is only half-awake.

"The officers were not already at the doughnut shop,"

sure they weren't

This story is full of holes.

ichiban: Not at all. My 1992 Saturn could be running and I could remove the keys from it. It was great. I miss that car.

With some older cars you were able to do that.

Doesn't alter the fact that for most cars, the keys must be in the ignition in order for the engine to be in motion.

/yes, I'm just in that kind of a mood

It wouldn't happen to be here ?


//I know it was in Joilet

lonewolfjax: "The officers were not already at the doughnut shop,"

sure they weren't

They were probably on their way to it then, or just coming out of it

The Chief is a dumbass for having a sense of humor?

ichiban: Not at all. My 1992 Saturn could be running and I could remove the keys from it. It was great. I miss that car.

With some older cars you were able to do that.

Most GM cars allowed you to turn the key slightly back and take the key out but after many times doing that you can start the car without the key

foil helmet guy: The Chief is a dumbass for having a sense of humor?

I was kind of thrown by that too. Chief can haz self-depruhkateing humorz?

Reminds me of an incident last year in Toledo, where a guy tried to rob a coffee shop in one of the big office buildings. However, it was the building that housed the local office of the FBI, and an agent just happened to be in, getting his cuppa joe.

Catterday and stupid criminals? This is a glorious day!

Ace Frehley's Ghost: But my keys are always in my car while it is running... they kind of have to be.

Remote starter. I press the button on the keyfob and the truck stays running while I'm in the store. If anyone should try to steal it, the steering wheel and shifter are locked and if you touch the brake, it shuts off.

Though it's not much of a remote starter, anymore. Have to be ten feet from the truck before it'll work. Not really remote.

The Chief sounds like a good sport with a decent sense of humor, even regarding one of the most tired jokes in human history.

ichiban: Not at all. My 1992 Saturn could be running and I could remove the keys from it. It was great. I miss that car.

With some older cars you were able to do that.

THIS, my mum had one of these and she broke the ignition so there was a few times where I took lefthand turns and the keys would fall out of the ignition and I'd still be driving. It amused me everytime.

Thieves. Lock up and throw away the keys. Let 'em rot in jail.

/abridged version of my normal rant.

charges of motor vehicle theft, aggravated battery, attempting to elude police and failing to report an accident involving an injury or death.

Anyone else think this was odd?

St. Hubbins: charges of motor vehicle theft, aggravated battery, attempting to elude police and failing to report an accident involving an injury or death.

Anyone else think this was odd?

Hit and run. He hit the broad with the truck as he left.

Relatively Obscure: The Chief sounds like a good sport with a decent sense of humor, even regarding one of the most tired jokes in human history.

Win

Meh, the guy in Wisconsin recently stole a doughnut truck.

Relatively Obscure: The Chief sounds like a good sport with a decent sense of humor, even regarding one of the most tired jokes in human history.

You ain't kidding. Whenever there is a crime-related story in the Orlando Sentinel online, readers flood the comments section with "I guess the cops were too busy at the donut shop" posts.

I can't remember seeing a cop at a donut shop, to be honest. The line is funny only because it came from the chief.

The Tim Hortons up here in my part of B.C Canada sponsors the community police. For those who dont know Tim Hortons is a donut shop chain.