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(Local6) Dumbass Policeman arrested in sting operation. Do-Do -Do, De Da-Da-Da   (local6.com) divider line 51
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baccaruda 2007-12-15 12:50:51 PM  
this is why I log in first thing in the morning?!

 
Ubiquitous homeless guy 2007-12-15 12:51:37 PM  
Awkward.

/got nuthin

 
Onelith 2007-12-15 12:52:34 PM  
Good thing Horatio didn't find him first.

 
watox 2007-12-15 12:53:47 PM  
FTA - "Daytona Beach police said Rush, a five-year veteran of the Crime Suppression Team of the Daytona Beach Police Department"

Sort of like the Patient Survival Team at the Hospital???

WTF?????

 
Piss Up A Rope 2007-12-15 12:56:09 PM  
a doo doo doo, a daa daa daa, and every word he says aint true...

 
shaneo785 2007-12-15 01:00:14 PM  
more like,

dooo dooo do De do De do Dahhh! RUMMMPUM-PUM-PUM PUM-PUM-PUM, PA PUM PUMMMMMM

 
Black Moses 2007-12-15 01:06:44 PM  
mom? Grady's licking the onions again!

 
Spookync 2007-12-15 01:06:59 PM  
Don't sting so close to me.

 
Manic_Repressive [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 01:07:32 PM  
Is that all you've got to say to me?

 
Bith Set Me Up 2007-12-15 01:08:07 PM  
He's gonna get a whole lotta messages in his bottle.

 
Smellvin 2007-12-15 01:09:36 PM  
That guy is no Vic Mackey.

 
Manic_Repressive [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 01:10:15 PM  
tccomp: bewbies

i106.photobucket.com

 
ignite ice 2007-12-15 01:22:51 PM  
Is that a tune I'm supposed to recognize?

 
Catastrophator 2007-12-15 01:24:33 PM  
"Rush was placed on administrative leave and will be terminated on Wednesday."

img225.imageshack.us

Approves.

 
I Am A Leaf On the Wind 2007-12-15 01:28:06 PM  
i125.photobucket.com

 
MightySausage 2007-12-15 01:32:07 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
He sees what you did there.

 
p_marvel 2007-12-15 01:35:37 PM  
+1 Subby. I like the song now stuck in my head...

/"...is all I want to say to you."

 
DJ Koopa 2007-12-15 01:36:47 PM  
It's times like these that I wish I had Photoshop and wasn't too lazy to fark around with MS Paint.

/my idea, not yours

 
deevo 2007-12-15 01:46:09 PM  
i thought of img222.imageshack.us

 
deadsanta 2007-12-15 01:53:41 PM  
This is some pretty low-hanging fruit to be greenlit, imo.

 
Sharkface217 2007-12-15 01:55:29 PM  
De do do do, de da da da
Their innocence will pull me through



/good job, Subby

 
bheilig 2007-12-15 01:58:27 PM  
I love you and hate you subby.

 
MuToiD_MaN [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 02:10:42 PM  
Manic_Repressive: 2007-12-15 01:10:15 PM tccomp: bewbies

tccomp: 2007-12-16 12:49:07 AM bewbies

Children ... What sort of spamming nonsense is this?

 
logicalman 2007-12-15 02:11:42 PM  
Where's the Florida tag!?

 
Craptastic 2007-12-15 02:22:18 PM  
Headline needed some ASCII musical notes.

-1

/can't vote anymore. :(

 
yotta 2007-12-15 02:30:36 PM  
Send him to general population.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 02:32:17 PM  
MuToiD_MaN: Manic_Repressive: 2007-12-15 01:10:15 PM tccomp: bewbiestccomp: 2007-12-16 12:49:07 AM bewbiesChildren ... What sort of spamming nonsense is this?

You know, children shouldn't be allowed to use the internet not because they need protection but because they're annoying.

 
whitefalcon79 2007-12-15 02:59:21 PM  
deevo: i thought of

Is that Bill Clinton on the left?

 
nmathew01 2007-12-15 03:00:15 PM  
logicalman: Where's the Florida tag!?

That's what I want to know.

 
Bronzed War God 2007-12-15 03:10:30 PM  
isn't there one "do" missing?

/just asking

 
theworryrock [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 03:25:36 PM  
+2 for the headline subby -
1. policeman
2. sting

 
Gsm136 [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 03:34:49 PM  
Why did I sing that to the tune of Police Squad

 
akimity 2007-12-15 03:58:08 PM  
Ha, this guy was on my bowling team when I was younger and now I play softball in the same league as him. He's a good guy, just farked up this time.

 
Impact Wench 2007-12-15 04:10:38 PM  
akimity: Ha, this guy was on my bowling team when I was younger and now I play softball in the same league as him. He's a good guy, just farked up this time.

yeah, well. boys will be boys. whatcha gonna do, huh? heh, heh.

Yeah, if i got picked up by police for something, and by the time they figured out i wasn't the one they were looking for i could look forward to years of working to replace whatever your asshole of a friend stole from me, i'm pretty sure i'd be inclined to forgive him.

he's worse than a thief. he masquerades under the guise of trust and steals what's been entrusted to him.

I hope he "farked up" for the last goddamn time.

 
Impact Wench 2007-12-15 04:12:17 PM  
wait... reading akimity's post again, have i just been trolled???

 
Manic_Repressive [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 04:15:08 PM  
FunkOut: MuToiD_MaN: Manic_Repressive: 2007-12-15 01:10:15 PM tccomp: bewbiestccomp: 2007-12-16 12:49:07 AM bewbiesChildren ... What sort of spamming nonsense is this?

You know, children shouldn't be allowed to use the internet not because they need protection but because they're annoying.


Hmmm, it seems you two missed the first four posts of this thread ( which apparently have been removed). tccomp went off on a tirade about the Fark filters, and the post I quoted didn't say "bewbies", it said something to the effect of "DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR STUPID WORD FILTERS".
Why am I explaining myself to you? STFU and GBTW!

/won't somebody think of the children?

 
Manic_Repressive [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 04:23:15 PM  
Oops, I confused this thread with the daily Britney thread. My bad, you guys were right.
If being childish on Fark is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

I'll STFU now and GTBW...

 
ftw37 2007-12-15 04:35:55 PM  
Where are the poets, priests and politicians?

 
dsmo 2007-12-15 05:12:23 PM  
Officer commented to reporters: 'Don't think me unkind.'

 
Kerubim 2007-12-15 05:54:37 PM  
Manic_RepressiveWhy am I explaining myself to you? STFU and GBTW!

I seem to have lost track of all the idiot filters FARK has. Never been caught by any of them myself. (I'm not dumb enough to care if my name is at the top of the thread, and I usually actually say "farking")

I know what "Boobies" is, but what gets filtered to "Weeners"? And this is the first time I've seen "Bewbies"

 
Lurkerbunny 2007-12-15 05:54:56 PM  
I have the 7 inch single of that song. Seriously.

 
VushtrriBoy 2007-12-15 06:21:56 PM  
Impact Wench: akimity: Ha, this guy was on my bowling team when I was younger and now I play softball in the same league as him. He's a good guy, just farked up this time.

yeah, well. boys will be boys. whatcha gonna do, huh? heh, heh.

Yeah, if i got picked up by police for something, and by the time they figured out i wasn't the one they were looking for i could look forward to years of working to replace whatever your asshole of a friend stole from me, i'm pretty sure i'd be inclined to forgive him.

he's worse than a thief. he masquerades under the guise of trust and steals what's been entrusted to him.

I hope he "farked up" for the last goddamn time.


This ^^^^

There's a ton of us out here working our butts off to maintain that trust. When tards like this appear on the radar, do you think the rest of the world notices a difference? Not even close, you get morans shouting "DIAF pigs".

There's no such thing as a good cop that steals or commits any other crime. And good on the cops that put that asshat in jail. The chief would do well to quit making his scared-shiateless statements and start acting like he recognises a good thing when he sees it. He's got good people who know how to clean thier own house.

 
Admiral Digby 2007-12-15 07:40:15 PM  
www.rickbrotherton.com

On the job .

 
nickeyx 2007-12-15 07:51:50 PM  
MightySausage: He sees what you did there.


virgin music festival?

 
whammer 2007-12-15 07:59:52 PM  
How many here wish that The Police had *finished* the song "Don't Stand So Close To Me"?

You know, *after* teach offers the high school hottie a ride in his car during the rainstorm?

They go back
To his apartment
She takes off her wet things.
Pretty soon, they're copulating,
He's looking at 20 years in PMITA prison.

Don't testify, don't testify,
Please don't testify against me...

 
KrispyKritter 2007-12-15 09:19:16 PM  
screw Stink. too good to sing 'Roxanne' now that he's a big boy.

ugh, to be a ex-cop in prison. ouch and ugly.

 
S7P 2007-12-15 09:55:52 PM  
If the punishment is enhanced for crimes against police, punishment should be enhanced when police commit crimes. farking cock suckers

 
Good Behavior Day 2007-12-15 11:37:03 PM  
shaneo785
more like,

dooo dooo do De do De do Dahhh! RUMMMPUM-PUM-PUM PUM-PUM-PUM, PA PUM PUMMMMMM


this

I love The Sting and The Entertainer.

/Ba da dum dum de de do da

 
tccomp 2007-12-16 12:49:07 AM  
bewbies

 
buffalox 2007-12-16 02:55:15 AM  
Wow. He got terminated!

I applaud this police department for doing what's right. I see this kind of thing so rarely these days.

I wish this would get national news (beyond Fark) so that other police departments can be shown that this is how it's supposed to work.

//Still thinks the police need better oversight so that this is the norm rather than the exception to the rule.

 
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