this is why I log in first thing in the morning?!

Awkward.

/got nuthin

Good thing Horatio didn't find him first.

FTA - "Daytona Beach police said Rush, a five-year veteran of the Crime Suppression Team of the Daytona Beach Police Department"

Sort of like the Patient Survival Team at the Hospital???

WTF?????

a doo doo doo, a daa daa daa, and every word he says aint true...

more like,

dooo dooo do De do De do Dahhh! RUMMMPUM-PUM-PUM PUM-PUM-PUM, PA PUM PUMMMMMM

mom? Grady's licking the onions again!

Don't sting so close to me.

Is that all you've got to say to me?

He's gonna get a whole lotta messages in his bottle.

That guy is no Vic Mackey.

tccomp: bewbies

Is that a tune I'm supposed to recognize?

"Rush was placed on administrative leave and will be terminated on Wednesday."



Approves.

He sees what you did there.

+1 Subby. I like the song now stuck in my head...

/"...is all I want to say to you."

It's times like these that I wish I had Photoshop and wasn't too lazy to fark around with MS Paint.

/my idea, not yours

i thought of

This is some pretty low-hanging fruit to be greenlit, imo.

De do do do, de da da da
Their innocence will pull me through


/good job, Subby

I love you and hate you subby.

Manic_Repressive: 2007-12-15 01:10:15 PM tccomp: bewbies

tccomp: 2007-12-16 12:49:07 AM bewbies

Children ... What sort of spamming nonsense is this?

Where's the Florida tag!?

Headline needed some ASCII musical notes.

-1

/can't vote anymore. :(

Send him to general population.

MuToiD_MaN: Manic_Repressive: 2007-12-15 01:10:15 PM tccomp: bewbiestccomp: 2007-12-16 12:49:07 AM bewbiesChildren ... What sort of spamming nonsense is this?

You know, children shouldn't be allowed to use the internet not because they need protection but because they're annoying.

deevo: i thought of

Is that Bill Clinton on the left?

logicalman: Where's the Florida tag!?

That's what I want to know.

isn't there one "do" missing?

/just asking

+2 for the headline subby -
1. policeman
2. sting

Why did I sing that to the tune of Police Squad

Ha, this guy was on my bowling team when I was younger and now I play softball in the same league as him. He's a good guy, just farked up this time.

akimity: Ha, this guy was on my bowling team when I was younger and now I play softball in the same league as him. He's a good guy, just farked up this time.

yeah, well. boys will be boys. whatcha gonna do, huh? heh, heh.

Yeah, if i got picked up by police for something, and by the time they figured out i wasn't the one they were looking for i could look forward to years of working to replace whatever your asshole of a friend stole from me, i'm pretty sure i'd be inclined to forgive him.

he's worse than a thief. he masquerades under the guise of trust and steals what's been entrusted to him.

I hope he "farked up" for the last goddamn time.

wait... reading akimity's post again, have i just been trolled???

FunkOut: MuToiD_MaN: Manic_Repressive: 2007-12-15 01:10:15 PM tccomp: bewbiestccomp: 2007-12-16 12:49:07 AM bewbiesChildren ... What sort of spamming nonsense is this?

You know, children shouldn't be allowed to use the internet not because they need protection but because they're annoying.

Hmmm, it seems you two missed the first four posts of this thread ( which apparently have been removed). tccomp went off on a tirade about the Fark filters, and the post I quoted didn't say "bewbies", it said something to the effect of "DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR STUPID WORD FILTERS".
Why am I explaining myself to you? STFU and GBTW!

/won't somebody think of the children?

Oops, I confused this thread with the daily Britney thread. My bad, you guys were right.
If being childish on Fark is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

I'll STFU now and GTBW...

Where are the poets, priests and politicians?

Officer commented to reporters: 'Don't think me unkind.'

Manic_RepressiveWhy am I explaining myself to you? STFU and GBTW!

I seem to have lost track of all the idiot filters FARK has. Never been caught by any of them myself. (I'm not dumb enough to care if my name is at the top of the thread, and I usually actually say "farking")

I know what "Boobies" is, but what gets filtered to "Weeners"? And this is the first time I've seen "Bewbies"

I have the 7 inch single of that song. Seriously.

Impact Wench: akimity: Ha, this guy was on my bowling team when I was younger and now I play softball in the same league as him. He's a good guy, just farked up this time.

yeah, well. boys will be boys. whatcha gonna do, huh? heh, heh.

Yeah, if i got picked up by police for something, and by the time they figured out i wasn't the one they were looking for i could look forward to years of working to replace whatever your asshole of a friend stole from me, i'm pretty sure i'd be inclined to forgive him.

he's worse than a thief. he masquerades under the guise of trust and steals what's been entrusted to him.

I hope he "farked up" for the last goddamn time.

This ^^^^

There's a ton of us out here working our butts off to maintain that trust. When tards like this appear on the radar, do you think the rest of the world notices a difference? Not even close, you get morans shouting "DIAF pigs".

There's no such thing as a good cop that steals or commits any other crime. And good on the cops that put that asshat in jail. The chief would do well to quit making his scared-shiateless statements and start acting like he recognises a good thing when he sees it. He's got good people who know how to clean thier own house.

On the job .

MightySausage: He sees what you did there.


virgin music festival?

How many here wish that The Police had *finished* the song "Don't Stand So Close To Me"?

You know, *after* teach offers the high school hottie a ride in his car during the rainstorm?

They go back
To his apartment
She takes off her wet things.
Pretty soon, they're copulating,
He's looking at 20 years in PMITA prison.

Don't testify, don't testify,
Please don't testify against me...

screw Stink. too good to sing 'Roxanne' now that he's a big boy.

ugh, to be a ex-cop in prison. ouch and ugly.

If the punishment is enhanced for crimes against police, punishment should be enhanced when police commit crimes. farking cock suckers

shaneo785
more like,

dooo dooo do De do De do Dahhh! RUMMMPUM-PUM-PUM PUM-PUM-PUM, PA PUM PUMMMMMM


this

I love The Sting and The Entertainer.

/Ba da dum dum de de do da

bewbies

Wow. He got terminated!

I applaud this police department for doing what's right. I see this kind of thing so rarely these days.

I wish this would get national news (beyond Fark) so that other police departments can be shown that this is how it's supposed to work.

//Still thinks the police need better oversight so that this is the norm rather than the exception to the rule.