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(Yahoo) Scary Chris Cornell's ex-wife hired an ex-cop to harrass his new family. She probably felt outshined   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 47
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strangeguitar 2007-12-15 10:31:16 AM  
She'll have to get used to being in a rusty cage.

 
Teambaylagoon [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 10:40:05 AM  
Good thing she didnt try to Blow up the Outside World, she might have ended up hanged from a Pretty Noose..


/too much ?

 
d23 2007-12-15 12:20:05 PM  
I tried to think up a Black Hole Sun reference but I couldn't, so I will just post the name anyway.

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 12:26:56 PM  
She'll be eating her prison grub with a spoon, man.

 
badgerb [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-12-15 12:34:59 PM  
But, but, but. Wimmin are the gentler sex.
Ya, right. She feels she was scorned and she is going to do something about it.
I predict he will end up dead.

 
Endzone108 2007-12-15 01:15:18 PM  
Why would she try to divert "his" money to the other members of Soundgarden? Strange.

 
deevo 2007-12-15 01:18:34 PM  
Jeez, how pathetic. He already told her he's got it made in his mind, not to waste his time, it's not going to change, to say what she wants and spit it loud into his face, and he'll pay no attention.

 
samperkinsdog 2007-12-15 01:24:02 PM  
i'd hire a armed security guard.

and instruct them to shoot to kill any intruders.

and in a week or so, the stalker for hire would likely be dead.

and, a couple of weeks after that, the ex would likely be dead.

problem solved. now you can move back into your old house.

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2007-12-15 01:34:41 PM  
Well, apparently she knows what she wants to do...

 
for good or for awesome 2007-12-15 01:45:59 PM  
I had a wife, she was a biatch, she loved me like God, But I was, just a kid.

 
theurge14 2007-12-15 01:51:33 PM  
She's really fallen on black days.

 
Kurmudgeon 2007-12-15 01:56:50 PM  
He'll probably drop the blade and watch the rolling heads.

 
nabernat 2007-12-15 02:02:50 PM  
Can't believe she's not over it after all this time! Crazy beotches like this make all chicks look psycho. I knew he was being harassed (and they moved to Paris) but I had no idea it was her.

/adore him
//so much talent

 
nabernat 2007-12-15 02:04:56 PM  
Kurmudgeon: He'll probably drop the blade and watch the rolling heads.

AWESOME!

 
mooseyfate 2007-12-15 02:09:45 PM  
She probably felt incredibly under-appreciated. You see, Chris? This is what happens when you refuse to spoon, man.

/I know, someone already did a Spoon Man referrence
//Eat me

 
kyuzokai 2007-12-15 02:40:54 PM  
If he's not careful he'll be sitting there like wet ashes with Xs in his eyes, and drawing flies.

That's what you get for being full on Kevin's mom.

 
MatrixOutsider [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 02:43:32 PM  
He should be harassed for quitting two great bands and putting out crappy solo albums.

 
MetalGator 2007-12-15 02:43:47 PM  
Guess she really fell on black days

 
MatrixOutsider [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 02:45:16 PM  
d23: I tried to think up a Black Hole Sun reference but I couldn't, so I will just post the name anyway.

In jail, she will be introduced to plenty of black holes, son.

 
MatrixOutsider [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 02:48:23 PM  
I heard she threatened him with "I'm gonna fark you, fark you!"

 
DreamBrother 2007-12-15 03:03:45 PM  
He got the perfect steal, a cleaner love with a dirty feel

/alright

 
GypsyJoker 2007-12-15 03:16:22 PM  
He refused repeated requests to leave, per court papers, and even "had the audacity to urinate in the Cornells' home."

Don't come over here and piss on his gate.

 
vegas_greaser 2007-12-15 03:41:21 PM  
wtf is up with the moustache he has in that pic? He auditioning for the next panama jack spokesman or something?

 
CaptainFatass 2007-12-15 04:08:56 PM  
Cornell's just playing the persecuted victim role again. I'm sick of his Jesus Christ pose.

/Goin' old school

 
OneBrightMonkey 2007-12-15 04:28:43 PM  
Am I overstating to contend that "Superunknown" was the "Dark side of the Moon" (quality wise, not sales wise) of the 90's?

That album is rock magic.

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2007-12-15 04:44:57 PM  
OneBrightMonkey: Am I overstating to contend that "Superunknown" was the "Dark side of the Moon" (quality wise, not sales wise) of the 90's?

That album is rock magic.


I liked Superunknown, but I thought Badmotorfinger was better overall.

 
GonzoNihilist 2007-12-15 05:14:55 PM  
No wonder Alice In Chains was so farked up.

/obscure?

 
Gilligan_Buddy 2007-12-15 05:21:22 PM  
OneBrightMonkey: Am I overstating to contend that "Superunknown" was the "Dark side of the Moon" (quality wise, not sales wise) of the 90's?

That album is rock magic.


I'd agree with that, pretty much. And, Superunknown was one of the top selling albums of the 90's.

 
theurge14 2007-12-15 05:41:24 PM  
OneBrightMonkey: Am I overstating to contend that "Superunknown" was the "Dark side of the Moon" (quality wise, not sales wise) of the 90's?

That album is rock magic.


I can play 4th Of July about 5 times in a row without getting sick of it. Does that count?

 
Dorf11 2007-12-15 06:21:59 PM  
Did you know Superunknown will sync up with Forrest Gump?

/the more you know...

 
Donald_McRonald 2007-12-15 06:40:35 PM  
CaptainFatass: Cornell's just playing the persecuted victim role again. I'm sick of his Jesus Christ pose.

/Goin' old school


If someone broke into my house multiple times, I wouldn't exactly be Ultramega OK with it.

/Goin' real old school

 
BlueScreen 2007-12-15 06:44:19 PM  
They're going to have a hard time finding her a cell that's a thousand years wide.

 
motherbuster 2007-12-15 07:02:27 PM  
No wonder Alice In Chains was so farked up.

/obscure?


She managed them, too.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2007-12-15 07:02:41 PM  
Chris Cornell made matters abundantly clear and shouldn't be questioned about this any further.

When the whole thing comes crashing down, don't ask him why.

 
treecologist 2007-12-15 07:10:13 PM  
She was looking California, and feeling Minnesota...

/can't believe no-one used this yet
//too obvious?

 
Dialectic 2007-12-15 07:17:19 PM  
Grunge music sounds dated and the grunge rockers are getting old!

 
Emmett Fitz-Hume 2007-12-15 07:34:25 PM  
She probably missed having his hands all over her.

 
lpAZ 2007-12-15 08:13:10 PM  
No pics yet? She's pretty hot.

 
fien111 2007-12-15 08:51:52 PM  
Dialectic: Grunge music sounds dated and the grunge rockers are getting old!


DIAF

 
StevieWonder_DrivingInstructor 2007-12-15 09:29:10 PM  
So now you know who gets mystified.

 
havesometea 2007-12-15 10:25:48 PM  
I've seen how you've given
Now I want you to receive
I'm sure you will do the same for me
I know I'm headed for the bottom
I know I'm headed for the bottom
I know I'm headed for the bottom
BUT I'M RIDING YOU ALL THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

 
Prime 2007-12-16 03:40:11 AM  
Clearly, she's a politician.

 
Cyber_Junk 2007-12-16 07:24:45 AM  
That's the most messed up thing I've read in awhile. I thought in the states it was permissible to shoot intruders. I'm surprised this guy hasn't been arrested or given a bullet by now.

(and the lawyer who gave out the new address should be disbarred and in jail imho)

 
Teal_ 2007-12-16 11:51:58 AM  
She was just trying to get her hands all over..
but seriously with some of these quotes
you know what I think we're falling from composure

 
Outshined_One [TotalFark] 2007-12-16 04:27:10 PM  
I did not have relations with that woman.

 
RogerClemente 2007-12-16 05:28:15 PM  
He better arm himself because no one else here will save him and the odds will betray him.

/surprised no one made that reference yet

 
shiftypickles 2007-12-17 02:10:08 PM  
i grew up in Seattle, Kim Thayhill used to fix my bike @ Greggs. I started working in film way too young and worked on couple Soundgarden videos, all the time Sue was around somewhere, and she was the most collossal a-hole. Just someone you really wanted to avoid. Courtney and her got in a screaming match @ The Weathered Wall one night and I was hoping they would kill eachother.

Oh and Maggie Cornell? The hottest broad in grunge era Seattle.

 
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