LEAVE BEER AND WHISKEY ALONE!!!

needs obvious tag.

Now he can add a sore asshole to his recipe of destruction.
/Too much beer and whiskey = TIME TRAVEL!
//Lost a $60 hoodie last Wednesday.
(must have left it in that other dimension)

I remember mixing beer and whiskey once before. My night ended with cops and paramedics too.

Of all the idiots in this town...

when will they learn

He may be a dumbass, but at least he's an honest dumbass.

ive had too much beer and whiskey so im really getting a kick out of these replies

FTFA: "I would never burglarize my next-door neighbor and especially when they're home. Come on,"

But if they weren't home.......


\You're not helping your case here

The cause of it all?

Dad?

They should just let the poor fool go. Maybe make him attend AA meetings. Still though, he's received a pretty good punishment for his stupidity. Shot in ass + public mocking.

The fact that two college coeds lived there probably didn't influence his decision making at all. He was drunk and horny.

Dr. Honeydew: He may be a dumbass, but at least he's an honest dumbass.

FTFA: two female college students discovered someone coming through a window [...] I would never burglarize my next-door neighbor and especially when they're home.

"Especially" implies that you may burgle someone not home. This guy wasn't trying to burgle anyway. He was trying to oggle and maybe fondle.

This is worse than blaming violence on video games.

"When you start drinking Jack Daniels, you never know where you'll wind up but you're pretty sure you won't be wearing pants."

- Dave Attell

Two Dogs Farking: LEAVE BEER AND WHISKEY ALONE!!!

Hear hear!.

/Rum is the source of all our problems

Cucullen: They should just let the poor fool go.

I think he was planning to either steal stuff or to rape the girls. Sure, he's got a story about how he wasn't *really* breaking into their house, but every criminal has a story.

Lock his ass up. I'm sorry they didn't kill him. He's got a history of "receiving stolen goods", among other things. That doesn't convince me that he was there through an honest mistake.

I've gotten drunk as shiat before, but I've always known the difference between my house and my neighbors.

I've got no sympathy for burglars or rapists, and I'm pretty convinced that he planned to be one of the other.

It would have been funnier if Chris Hanson had caught him.

"So what are you doing here? Please have a seat."

Beer + whiskey = projectile vomiting, amnesia, missing vehicle

/yet I keep doing it

Man blames "too much beer and whiskey" as the reason he climbed through his neighbor's window and got shot in the ass before getting arrested by police

Or, as I like to call, Thursday.

I submitted, better headline, etc etc.

If one is drinking cheap beer and whiskey, it's best to just stay in door.

CygnusDarius: /Rum is the source of all our problems

No, the asshole cops and MADD are the source of our problems.

ScottMpls: If one is drinking cheap beer and whiskey, it's best to just stay in door.

Sometimes it leads to the desire to see the great outdoors. And hiding in the bushes when cars drive by.

JuggleGeek: Cucullen: They should just let the poor fool go.

I think he was planning to either steal stuff or to rape the girls. Sure, he's got a story about how he wasn't *really* breaking into their house, but every criminal has a story.

Lock his ass up. I'm sorry they didn't kill him. He's got a history of "receiving stolen goods", among other things. That doesn't convince me that he was there through an honest mistake.

I've gotten drunk as shiat before, but I've always known the difference between my house and my neighbors.

I've got no sympathy for burglars or rapists, and I'm pretty convinced that he planned to be one of the other.

THIS

Please drink responsibly.

Just what the poor guy needed, another @$$hole.

To hell with that dork, we need pics of these college chicks!

"too much beer"?

No. Such. Thing.

/Beer snob. Will only drink imported or domestic, and only if it's cold or warm. And it has to be flat or have a head.

NightOwl2255: "too much beer"?

No. Such. Thing.

/Beer snob. Will only drink imported or domestic, and only if it's cold or warm. And it has to be flat or have a head.

Like this one?

luigibrasile: NightOwl2255: "too much beer"?

No. Such. Thing.

/Beer snob. Will only drink imported or domestic, and only if it's cold or warm. And it has to be flat or have a head.

Like this one?

Yes.

What a dumbass. I drink plenty of beer and whiskey and I almost never climb through my neighbours windows and get shot.

luigibrasile: Like this one?

Is there a beer in that picture?

Two Dogs Farking: luigibrasile: Like this one?

Is there a beer in that picture?

To be sure, check the big-ass version: Link (new window)

I've studied that pic but I can't find a beer in it anywhere. I think more study is in order

FTFA: In an interview at the Fayette County jail, Joshua W. Harrison expressed remorse over the Thursday night incident on Maddie Lane in the Masterson Station neighborhood.

A frustrated Maddie Lane could not be reached for comment.

cant find beer!!!!!!

Psycoholic_Slag: Beer + whiskey = projectile vomiting, amnesia, missing vehicle

/yet I keep doing it

Want to join my club?

maybe genius should try grass instead - he obviously can't handle the nectar of the gods.

Beer and whiskey and ending up with a sore ass?

Sounds like Rush Week at a frat house.


HEY-OH!

Dude has quite a history (new window) of getting busted.

I already used that defense after leaving a bar and getting in the wrong car. True story.

He got it all wrong. Excuses work only for the women.

dumbass tag replaced by more descriptive NUMBASS

/Best beer holders evar