*golf clap*

fark all that, I'm voting Sartre.

Lord Francis Bacon '08 in da hizzouse.

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was fairly rarely stable.

My vote is but an object-trap which defines myself as others see me.

Wittgenstein anyone?

I heard that Kant has wanted to be a philosopher since kindergarten.

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We need a critique of pure idiocy.

drevil877 fark all that, I'm voting Sartre.

I'm disappointed he got the nomination. I personally thought Camus' "One must imagine Sisyphus elected" speech was much better.

Brilliant. I don't know what philosopher I would vote for... Socrates might be good, but he'd never agree to run.

Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who's left?

Habermas/Dewey: the voice of a new generation!

drevil877: fark all that, I'm voting Sartre.

I salute your mastery of double entendre, sir.

Fools, all of ye! There can be only one:

imperiusiv: Brilliant. I don't know what philosopher I would vote for... Socrates might be good, but he'd never agree to run.

I've heard he has a drinking problem.

Too bad the Germans would lose to the Greeks anyhow.

Foucault, anyone?

i'd vote a woman in for president.


Alisa Zinov'yevna Rosenbaum.

g026r: drevil877 fark all that, I'm voting Sartre.

I'm disappointed he got the nomination. I personally thought Camus' "One must imagine Sisyphus elected" speech was much better.

I heard through the grapevine that Camus is going going to run Unity08 with Decartes, they just cannot decide who is going to run in which position yet.

Jeremy Bentham.

He can really bring the bodies.

fark all that, I'm voting Sartre

No, you Kant have Sartre in office. Not yours

So who has Machiavelli as their cheif political advisor?

Hobbes/Rousseau '08 - returning you to the State of Nature.

He stretches the a in "Kant" to make it sound like "can't" because if he pronounced it the proper German way, it would sound exactly like the c-word. I always get a chuckle out of that.

My vote is going to Foucault.

I'm all for whips, chains, and dungeons in a presidential administration.

Oh wait...

coco ebert: My vote is going to Foucault.

I'm all for whips, chains, and dungeons in a presidential administration.

Oh wait...

Don't forget curdled milk.

Nietzsche was too sickened by the baseness of democracy to ever run in an election.

Mill/Railton '08!

MiamiBlues: coco ebert: My vote is going to Foucault.

I'm all for whips, chains, and dungeons in a presidential administration.

Oh wait...

Don't forget curdled milk.

And intentionally spreading AIDS to the little boys he raped.

rmills2: Foucault, anyone?

FORGET FOUCAULT


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Descartes, anyone?

i was going to comment before i watched the clip...
but that would be putting descarte before the horse.

/ducks

I'll recycle my bon mot from the Volokh thread on this last week:

A vote for Heraclitus is a vote for change!

iccky: Habermas/Dewey: the voice of a new generation!

I lol'd.

Kant might get my vote, better than that Nietzsche or Hegal. Still I agree that the Greeks would win in any event. Aristophanes for Prez!

Vote for Hobbes, we need leadership!

(or something)

Vote for Locke! If you don't like him, you're free to lynch him.

RobbieFal: Vote for Hobbes, we need leadership!

Vote Spinoza in '08!

Cato.

Transcend politics.

Vote for Emerson.

Anyone else thinking Epicurus? I like some of his policy ideas . . .