Janis wannabe...

/Hey Amy... you're supposed to throw the party after you overdose.

1 week eh? Oh yeah, she's totally serious about it and will not completely fail because she lacks commitment. Yep... she'll be ok.

I seem to remember Chris Farley going on a huge bender before his scheduled rehab that was to begin the following week (also in December). As we all know, Farley didn't make it through the bender.
I guess I don't really have a point in writing this as there's no real link between the two excepting their habits, this just reminded me of what happened to Farley. If Winehouse hasn't seen the Farley death pictures, perhaps someone should show them to her. Then again, it may be too late or completely ineffective.

Time to check the death pool.

That's a dude.. right?

Seriously scary, sad, and now at the point of "meh".

Just one more spin of the barrel, and I'm all done with Russian Roulette!

This is so Deer Hunter.

But if she does make it out, she'll be completely fixed via a whole week in rehab!

I bet her husband can't wait to attend!

Oh wait....

Good for her. I hope she dies.

Happy Hannukah! Time to die!

So this is like someone eating a huge meal before they fast for 24 hours, right? She wants there to be enough residual junk in her blood to last her the week.

They tried to get her into rehab she said Oy, Oy, Vey!

If she doesn't die, I'm guessing she's going to be caught on camera running around bald and naked on the Gaza Strip before the stupid biatch steps on a landmine.

/why?
//why not?

Who?

Meh...
Winehouse died weeks ago.. her body just didn't get the memo yet.

Dead Pool trifecta win!