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curmudge 2007-12-14 12:55:08 AM  
Damn I guessed Ron Paul.

 
strangeguitar 2007-12-14 12:56:31 AM  
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Vote for O'Connor, ya' all!

 
d'art 2007-12-14 01:28:18 AM  
Honestly, it would be a good plan: pay Spears, Lohan, and Hilton to wear sandwich-boards or get visible temporary lower back tattoos of the candidate's name, and he's suddenly on the front page of every magazine in the checkout lane in Walmart. That's a lot of redneck exposure right there.

 
Churchill2004 [TotalFark] 2007-12-14 03:00:13 AM  
How can someone specifically run for Vice President? Am I missing something here?

/Live Free or Die

 
pocketrubbish 2007-12-14 03:14:32 AM  
Howard agreed on Washington and added Abraham Lincoln to his list.

"Both men, George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, were men of prayer. I'm attracted to the power of prayer," he said. "I believe that if Abraham Lincoln or George Washington were looking back right now that they would say that 9/11 was an inside job."

 
liberalish 2007-12-14 06:16:51 AM  
but joe biden would be my vote!

/if.

 
BatardAmericain 2007-12-14 07:35:55 AM  
This guy wouldn't be above it.
iws.ccccd.edu

Ten points if you can guess the man and the state he's from.

 
Steaming Cup of SARS 2007-12-14 08:22:49 AM  
I remember on The Daily Show about 6 or 7 years ago, they had John McCain on there and Stewart started babbling about Britney Spears during the interview. McCain said something like "Well, when you're my age, you can't help but stare at Spears and the other young women." Good times.

 
juiceman_eyebrows 2007-12-14 08:29:24 AM  
BatardAmericain: This guy wouldn't be above it.


Ten points if you can guess the man and the state he's from.

Right click-properies-http://iws.ccccd.edu/kwilkison/Online1302home/20th%20Century/Hue y_P._Long_FDR_Lib.jpg

Is it Huey Long from Louisiana?

 
for good or for awesome 2007-12-14 08:44:10 AM  
juiceman_eyebrows:
Is it Huey Long from Louisiana?


Get this man ten internets!

 
Shaggy_C 2007-12-14 09:09:58 AM  
I'd still hit it, and so would you. Don't kid yourself.

 
BizarreMan 2007-12-14 10:24:46 AM  
You know the man is a bottom rung candidate when Ron Paul says "who?".

 
DrBenway [TotalFark] 2007-12-14 10:30:47 AM  
You know you're a desperate lesser-known presidential candidate when you wish Britney Spears would stump for you


Is it just me, or is there a hint of something pornographic in that, but not the kind you'd actually want to look at?

 
This Is Bold Text [TotalFark] 2007-12-14 11:18:01 AM  
Shaggy_C: I'd still hit it, and so would you. Don't kid yourself.

I'd sooner bathe in a septic tank, and I'm not kidding myself.

 
Shaggy_C 2007-12-14 11:38:33 AM  
This Is Bold Text: I'd sooner bathe in a septic tank, and I'm not kidding myself.

Gay.

 
Paedophile_Deluxe 2007-12-14 01:26:31 PM  
Asked about taxes and spending, Albert Howard, a chauffeur from Ann Arbor, Mich., said in his first 100 days he would eliminate the IRS, income tax and all sales taxes, "and I would replace it with nothing," he said.

"Government needs to become accountable, stop printing money like Doritos," he said.

Yes, the solution to all our problems is to lose all revenue and stop printing money.

Howard '08!

 
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