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(CSMonitor) Obvious Nevada voters preparing for 2008 caucuses have to ask themselves a critical political question: "Do I prefer Snickers or Milky Way? And what's up with those freaks who prefer Red Vines?"   (csmonitor.com) divider line 51
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433 [TotalFark] 2007-12-13 07:25:51 PM  
red vines + mr pibb = crazy awesome?

 
skinink 2007-12-13 10:01:21 PM  
Just give me $22 inside, and roll the farking dice, ok?

 
TrentSteel68 2007-12-13 10:01:24 PM  
433: Crazy Delicious.

 
KrispyKritter 2007-12-13 10:03:37 PM  
slush money: it melts in your mouth and not in your hand.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2007-12-13 10:04:43 PM  
ever been to a caucus? 4 hours of watching paint dry.

 
fallingcow 2007-12-13 10:04:52 PM  
433
red vines + mr pibb = crazy awesome?


This.

Except not Mr. Pibb, as it has sucked ass since it became "Pibb Exxxxxxxxtra".

Red vines are better than twizzlers for drinking, since they're much bigger.

 
dbrian56 2007-12-13 10:05:52 PM  
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mmmm... full of win.

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2007-12-13 10:06:24 PM  
Who is the Laxative candy bar

 
gorbishof 2007-12-13 10:06:47 PM  
The servers seem to be taking a beating lately.

 
gwendolyyyn 2007-12-13 10:06:53 PM  
I love red vines.

Also, Is pibb exxtra the equivalent of pepsi maxx?

 
Donnie Darko 2007-12-13 10:10:00 PM  
Obamas people called my house to remind me of the this. She asked me who i was going to vote for i of course said"Obama, baby! Half Honkey all Donkey!!" she was like....ok thanks for your support. i would like to thank tshirt hell for that.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2007-12-13 10:10:44 PM  
Oh, great, thanks for the red licorice craving.

Gonna have a heckuva a time for a Kucinich bar, he's vegan.

 
ultraholland 2007-12-13 10:11:13 PM  
fallingcow Except not Mr. Pibb, as it always has sucked ass since it became "Pibb Exxxxxxxxtra". DP rules.

FTFY

 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark] 2007-12-13 10:13:18 PM  
"And what's up with those freaks who prefer Red Vines?"

Totally. Twizzlers are way better.

 
tdturner87 2007-12-13 10:14:29 PM  
What happened to the good old days where they just had wine?

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2007-12-13 10:16:37 PM  
ultraholland: fallingcow Except not Mr. Pibb, as it always has sucked ass since it became "Pibb Exxxxxxxxtra". DP rules.

FTFY


give me doughnuts: "And what's up with those freaks who prefer Red Vines?"

Totally. Twizzlers are way better.


These.

 
Chuckdiesel 2007-12-13 10:20:02 PM  
Silly farkers. Sourstraws and Cheerwine is the way to go.

 
gcc [TotalFark] 2007-12-13 10:26:43 PM  
I have mutilated a cell phone with a red vine. And my toilet. But thats beside the point.

/ Red Vines FTW

 
pdieten 2007-12-13 10:27:32 PM  
eqtworld: Zagnut bar, because nobody wants that shiat and it will expire before any one presses HH on the vending machine.

Shaddup, Zagnuts rule.

And Red Vines > Twizzlers.

/quit picking on my candy. you're giving me a complex.

 
Valarius 2007-12-13 10:29:21 PM  
433: only if you're doing meth.

I prefer Twizzlers with cola.


Also, Las Vegas isn't technically the entire state of Nevada. As a resident of Lyon County, I'm required to put that little disclaimer in.

 
ultraholland 2007-12-13 10:29:24 PM  
pdieten /quit picking on my candy. you're giving me a complex.

Get a bucket full of candy and eat yourself into a shame spiral.
/I like that term - shame spiral.

 
SuperDuper28 2007-12-13 10:31:14 PM  
Red Vines? Must be one of those 'Only found in California' type things. Everywhere else it's just called, umm, licorice.

 
Rational Exuberance 2007-12-13 10:37:52 PM  
Only Snickers or Milky Way?

Goddamn two party system.

 
Klivian 2007-12-13 10:43:06 PM  
Rational Exuberance: Only Snickers or Milky Way?

Goddamn two party system.


To be closer to reality it should be Mounds and Almond Joy

 
Noam Chimpsky 2007-12-13 10:45:20 PM  
Do they even make the black licorice vines anymore? That shiat was nasty.

 
Enygma 2007-12-13 11:01:40 PM  
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Capt.StruggleBunny 2007-12-13 11:02:31 PM  
Why do a bunch of nobodies in fly over states get to decide who the rest of the country will be voting for?

 
HanShotFirst 2007-12-13 11:03:52 PM  
Red Vines dominate.

 
Cecilia Ann 2007-12-13 11:24:48 PM  
Red Vines > Twizzlers

But gummi bears rule them all.

 
LonghornJ 2007-12-13 11:25:20 PM  
Cauc-ass... haha.

 
Iczer 2007-12-13 11:27:05 PM  
433: red vines + mr pibb = crazy awesome?

Oh god yes... Cherry Coke as well works beautifully (or Dr Pepper for those who don't like Cherry Coke). I absolutely love biting the end off my Red Vines and using them as a straw.

 
Shaggy_C 2007-12-13 11:33:50 PM  
What the fark is wrong with you people? Who calls a twizzler a 'vine'?

 
theorellior 2007-12-13 11:34:03 PM  
Capt.StruggleBunny: Why do a bunch of nobodies in fly over states get to decide who the rest of the country will be voting for?

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

 
stevedidntgotocollege 2007-12-13 11:40:53 PM  
Do Red Vines even have a taste? It's like chewing on plastic.

 
funktilious_j 2007-12-13 11:53:11 PM  
FunkOut: Oh, great, thanks for the red licorice craving.

Gonna have a heckuva a time for a Kucinich bar, he's vegan.


Shouldn't be too hard, i can name a few brands of vegan chocolate off the top of my head, Sunspire (chips, sweet for cookies), Dagobah (not the planet) makes chocolate bars, Endangered Species, there's more, but I am sleepy. Lots of dark chocolate is vegan. And if you get the ones using evaporated cane juice, then nobody can bust your balls about how white sugar is made (animal char).

So, let's get us a Kucinich Bar.

/ Also, Twizzlers couldn't Red Vines' jockstrap, no comparison.
// slashies for rambling, all over the map posts.
/// like this one.

 
Todd300 2007-12-13 11:57:42 PM  
Ron Paul's candy would be those little chocolate coins in gold wrappers.

They'd then be confiscated by the Feds, who would accuse the kids of participating in distributing unofficial currency.

 
siromega 2007-12-14 12:13:32 AM  
As a registered independent in NV, I'm kinda disappointed that I cant attend a caucus, I'd think it would be interesting. So I'm left to the general election to hold my nose and pick a candidate.

/Oh, and Red Vines > *

 
lumpfish 2007-12-14 12:15:19 AM  
I tried a Red Vines when the 3 year old with me insisted that she wanted them. We were shopping in a Target, upstate NY. I tried to talk her into Twizzlers, cause I know they're good and had never seen the RV's before. The RV's were simply awful. Like maybe rock climbing chalk was a major ingredient? I had to spit out my first bite and even the kid stopped after two bites. We threw out the bag.

 
MonkeyBoy666 2007-12-14 12:20:31 AM  
Twizzlers are like Red Vines, only with about 10 times the salt.

Seriously, those things are loaded. WTF do you guys like about those salty things?

 
Paedophile_Deluxe 2007-12-14 12:40:41 AM  
I have never eaten Red Vines, but I cannot question Chris Parnell's judgment on the matter.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2007-12-14 12:42:09 AM  
They should repeal that retarded smoking ban.

 
Alunan 2007-12-14 01:34:28 AM  
UGH

Do you know how many of these Mock Caucuses I have had to run since we got pushed up? 28 in the last half a year. Oh and the chocolate snacks are the best one. The other ones included dead Presidents, favorite Pizza toppings, and for the LBGT Stonewall Democrats? Hottest lesbians (that was the only one that didnt suck.)

 
KrispyKritter 2007-12-14 01:54:22 AM  
Never had the Red Vines, now feel like my life is only half-lived.

I agree with Alunan: the chocolate twizzler-like things are friggin' awesome.

Made the mistake of buying a box of Hershey's chocolates wrapped nice for Xmas. Absolute wax crap garbage, don't know what the hell I was thinking. Idiot.

 
stephelapod 2007-12-14 02:10:56 AM  
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Dispector 2007-12-14 03:39:09 AM  
FTW

 
Dispector 2007-12-14 03:40:34 AM  
Errr... or

upload.wikimedia.org

FTW... instead

/been beer drinking
//apologizes for double post

 
JRobbins605 2007-12-14 04:54:42 AM  
I live in Vegas...and I am fearing for the future of our election if "we" somehow can effect the outcome of an election...we are F*ing retarded here in Vegas....

*Hit me!

 
WiccanThing 2007-12-14 07:08:16 AM  
FunkOut: Oh, great, thanks for the red licorice craving.

Gonna have a heckuva a time for a Kucinich bar, he's vegan.


Celery with peanut butter, all organically grown/made.

 
ghostmorphine 2007-12-14 01:55:38 PM  
This caucus is going to explode like mentos in diet coke, yo.

 
duster 2007-12-14 03:41:34 PM  
I think sticking to turd sandwich v. giant douche would have more accurately captured the voting experience.

candy is yummy and sweet. politicians are rancid and gross.

 
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