...and the part of Michael will be played by Janet.

no flash photography please. It might scare Michael's nose.

Will Michael have his minions scouting the audience for nubile young boys to invite backstage?

/feels dirty even typing that.

I'd like to see the crowd reaction if the J5 played Bob's Country Bunker.

/You know, where they play Country AND Western.

It's the "Tito's Got a Mortgage Payment" tour.

ChiWhiteSox_56: It's the "Tito's Got a Mortgage Payment" tour.

I smell money grab, MJ dosn't but what do you expect with a plastic nose.

I have a hard time imagining that this is going to get any traction, at least in the U.S. There are still a handful of Michael defenders out there, but not nearly enough to fill an arena, much less a string of them, and the casual fan just isn't going to come out for a show by 50-year old men singing the songs that made them famous as pre-pubescent children. (Think about it this way -- if Michael doesn't have a fan base that would support a tour, what makes anyone think adding Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde is going to help?)

The rest of the world, maybe. Michael-mania inexplicably persists in places like the Middle East and SE Asia. I can see a "world tour" that consists primarily of stops in Malaysia, Eastern Europe, and Dubai, with maybe a token night in L.A. and New York, with tickets carefully rationed out to C-list celebs and music industry sycophants.

You going on the road Eddie? Whens the last time you went on the road, 1962? they didn't have cars back then.