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AirForceVet [TotalFark] 2007-12-12 05:23:50 PM  
There were good song lyrics in 2007?

 
RocketRod [TotalFark] 2007-12-12 05:31:58 PM  
But can we all agree that the "Hey there, Delilah" song was one of the worst songs of the year?

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2007-12-12 06:12:08 PM  
There's only one thing i disagree with, and thats including Maroon 5 on that list. Good album, and I like that title.

RocketRod: But can we all agree that the "Hey there, Delilah" song was one of the worst songs of the year?

enh, i've heard much much worse.

 
amazing_live_seamonkeys [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-12-12 06:14:45 PM  
tbn0.google.com?

 
Boritom [TotalFark] 2007-12-12 06:18:26 PM  
I'm really sick of these stupid sites that make you click through page after page to see the whole list, especially when their ad space keeps farking with their layout.

Let's just say that 2007 was a suck-ass year for lyrics, and be done with it.

 
The_Synergism 2007-12-12 06:46:53 PM  
I'd like to nominate Linkin Park for the song "Bleed it Out" for worst lyrics of the year.

 
Harvey Manfrenjensenjen 2007-12-12 07:09:01 PM  
I am stunned that the following is not on this list. I don't know exactly why, but words cannot express how much I hate this song. I had to look this one up so that I knew where to direct my ire.

Band of Horses
Is There a Ghost

"i could sleep
i could sleep
when i lived alone
is there a ghost in my house?
when i lived alone
is there a ghost in my house?
my house..."

Repeat several times.

 
dgsiiinc 2007-12-12 07:13:27 PM  
Where is that godawful Umbrella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh song?

 
unclebobscircus 2007-12-12 07:16:13 PM  
Maroon 5 is one of the blandest "rock" bands out there, but that's a good album title and their first single off that album (the disco-ish one) was pretty damn catchy.

 
Johny McStabbs 2007-12-12 07:20:29 PM  
dgsiiinc: Where is that godawful Umbrella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh song?

This, and "Buy you a Drank" from that guy who most people forgot about.

 
Herbert Powell 2007-12-12 07:21:54 PM  
I am surprised that Soulja Boy's Crank Dat was not on the list.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2007-12-12 07:24:18 PM  
The list is a sham.

How?

#1 isn't "HEY! HEY! YOU! YOU! I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"

End of story.

 
Beatles1964t 2007-12-12 07:25:32 PM  
I feel bad now, because I like Paul, but...damn, article was right about the Wang Chung thing. Oh dear.

On another note, Hinder also deserved to be on that list again this year. For the same song.

/we love you Paul, really.

 
whitefalcon79 2007-12-12 07:27:36 PM  
RocketRod: But can we all agree that the "Hey there, Delilah" song was one of the worst songs of the year?

I don't know about everyone else, but count me in.

 
AaaPha 2007-12-12 07:42:44 PM  
Johny McStabbs: This, and "Buy you a Drank" from that guy who most people forgot about.

Herbert Powell: I am surprised that Soulja Boy's Crank Dat was not on the list.

I think it's just a given that pretty much anything that passes for hiphop "urban" these days sucks sweaty pony-balls. Cue some chap telling me I just don't get it. Yeah, I don't get sexist, misogynistic boasting, I was never 14.

I'm sure there was something good this year. Having a hell of a job working out what though. Ah, Cinematic Orchestra, Ma Fleur; Dethklok, Dethalbum; Erik Truffaz, Arkhangelsk; err, that's all I got. Radiohead was alright, nothing special though.

 
xombie_a_go_go 2007-12-12 07:56:08 PM  
Did that Chicken Noodle Soup song come out in 2007?

 
sly_madman 2007-12-12 08:05:38 PM  
I nominate Soulja Boy for worst song lyrics of all time.

 
lexingtondisoro 2007-12-12 08:17:49 PM  
sly_madman: I nominate Soulja Boy for worst song lyrics of all time.

"My Humps" would like a word with you.

 
rainbow sprinkles 2007-12-12 08:17:58 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "HEY! HEY! YOU! YOU! I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"

Dear sweet FSM, I hate that song. Toss in my vote for Soulja Boy, too.

/ear bleach!
//suggestions?

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2007-12-12 08:20:35 PM  
rainbow sprinkles: Dear sweet FSM, I hate that song.

With the fire of a thousand suns, yes.


/ear bleach!
//suggestions?


I might have a suggestion handy... (pops)

 
SpaceSalad 2007-12-12 08:31:10 PM  
Don't stick up for Maroon 5. They are just another boy band now. But, for some reason people let them get away with it. Ugh.

 
Lurkerbunny 2007-12-12 08:40:05 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The list is a sham.

How?

#1 isn't "HEY! HEY! YOU! YOU! I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"

End of story.


THIS

 
Taleya [TotalFark] 2007-12-12 08:50:05 PM  
AirForceVet
There were good song lyrics in 2007?

YES (pops)

 
Millzners 2007-12-12 08:52:21 PM  
I listen to the radio all day at work on one of those top 40 stations. I have no control over it, and it has slowly driven me to the brink of insanity.

So I feel I have enough experience with this material to add some:

First of all, that god damn song with the guy who "sings" (autotune) 'beautiful girl, dada da da dada dada, you have me suicidal suicidal' etc. is by far the worst song of the year. I don't even want to comment further on it, it upsets me just to think about it.

Next up we have the Umbrella song, ella ella ella eh eh eh, that song is aweful.

Finally it's this new rock ballad with the guy that sings like he's yelling at a football game, the chorus is like 'something something hair in my face, and i think you should know you deserve much better than meeeeeeeeeee (whine)' That guy's voice is like nails on a chalk board, and the lyrics from the few that are I can understand are really stupid. If anyone knows the name of that band/singer please let me know so I can start hating on them.

 
SpaceSalad 2007-12-12 08:53:23 PM  
Haha I remember listening to VNV nation...

 
RobThomas PowerHour 2007-12-12 08:54:21 PM  
Where is:

Nickelback - Rock Star

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up *ssholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
(I'll have the quesadilla, ha ha)


ohhhh he loves Mexican food! how enlightening!

 
rainbow sprinkles 2007-12-12 08:57:18 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I might have a suggestion handy...

ROFL. Much obliged.

 
SpaceSalad 2007-12-12 08:57:31 PM  
My #1 bad lyric of 2007 is:

Gregory Charles'- When I Think of You

Whats with the line, "lovers walking hand in hand, running as fast as they can"

Make up your mind dude are they running or are they walking?

Top 40 horse patoot

 
SpaceSalad 2007-12-12 09:01:31 PM  
RobThomas PowerHourWhere is:

Nickelback - Rock Star


Kudos! How could I forget that one?! Its terrible. The line "and we'll all stay skinny cause we just won't eat"

Ya, cause thats really desirable. A man that refuses to eat and is really thin. And has a perm.

 
galactus5000 2007-12-12 09:09:52 PM  

Ya, cause thats really desirable. A man that refuses to eat and is really thin. And has a perm.


And is the twatwaffle from Nickelback.

 
NeedlesslyCanadian [TotalFark] 2007-12-12 09:21:58 PM  
Killers, Fallout Boy, Avril, Big & Rich, Britney, and Paul McCartney (Dance Tonight) all made the list. Win.

Now if only they hadn't forgotten farking Nickelback, the list would be perfect.

 
luckybastard 2007-12-12 09:22:44 PM  
SpaceSalad: RobThomas PowerHourWhere is:

Nickelback - Rock Star


Kudos! How could I forget that one?! Its terrible. The line "and we'll all stay skinny cause we just won't eat"

Ya, cause thats really desirable. A man that refuses to eat and is really thin. And has a perm.


Is it "I buy my pills from a pez dispenser?" or am I not hearing that right?

/too lazy to google it.

 
Riley Diefenbach [TotalFark] 2007-12-12 10:13:44 PM  
A few people have mentined "Hey There Delilah" I think the song is misunderstood. It's not about a guy missing his girlfriend, it's about a guy whose girlfriend left him and now he's just this sort of desperate wreck who can't accept the fact she's gone. It changes the context of this song.


/maybe you already think that's what the song is about
// maybe I don't know what I'm talking about
/// maybe the song does suck

 
mfaby 2007-12-12 10:24:47 PM  
Most farked up link I have ever tried to link to; can not get passed the third screen.

Subby? NEXT TIME make sure the damned link WORKS pls.

 
ukiah 2007-12-12 10:25:54 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The list is a sham.

How?

#1 isn't "HEY! HEY! YOU! YOU! I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"

End of story.


Because she came out with that other song "Hot" and topped herself.

 
Pontus and the Nail Drivers 2007-12-12 10:26:14 PM  
You kids don't want good lyrics. You want a spirochete in a push-up bra grinding on a grocery-store penny-operated pony...hmm, I want that too! But I still miss good lyrics.

 
ilikmunkis 2007-12-12 10:31:53 PM  
Riley DiefenbachA few people have mentined "Hey There Delilah" I think the song is misunderstood. It's not about a guy missing his girlfriend, it's about a guy whose girlfriend left him and now he's just this sort of desperate wreck who can't accept the fact she's gone. It changes the context of this song.


/maybe you already think that's what the song is about
// maybe I don't know what I'm talking about
/// maybe the song does suck


Yeah, and the lead singer also wrote the song for some girl that he never even dated, Delilah DiCrescenzo, who shall be in the 2008 Olympics.

/Crazy? Naw...

 
ericbo84 2007-12-12 10:33:31 PM  
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me yua!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me yua!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me yua!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat thing
(Now Yua!)
I'm Jocking On Yo biatch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your biatch
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I got me some bapes today"

I'm Bouncin On My Toe
Watch Me Super Soak Dat Hoe
I'ma Pass It To Arab
Then He Gon crank it up 4 sholl (sholl)
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That shiat Was Ugly

Im 2 clean off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that roosavelt
And super soak that Hoe

Im to fresh up in this biatch
Watch me shuffle
Watch me jig
Watch me crank my shoulder work
Super man that biatch

 
MicroE 2007-12-12 10:34:03 PM  
I think I remember a list from a few days ago that had some of these artists as the the best albums of 2007. A bit sad.

/Superman Dat hoe

 
lexingtondisoro 2007-12-12 10:43:49 PM  
ericbo84: (amittedly terrible stuff) I'm sorry, it isn't worse than...

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass 'n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got you,

She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,

What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]

So real [x17]

/all repeated choruses have been removed
//yes, really

 
TheSilverOne 2007-12-12 10:44:29 PM  
ilikmunkis: Riley DiefenbachA few people have mentined "Hey There Delilah" I think the song is misunderstood. It's not about a guy missing his girlfriend, it's about a guy whose girlfriend left him and now he's just this sort of desperate wreck who can't accept the fact she's gone. It changes the context of this song.


/maybe you already think that's what the song is about
// maybe I don't know what I'm talking about
/// maybe the song does suck

Yeah, and the lead singer also wrote the song for some girl that he never even dated, Delilah DiCrescenzo, who shall be in the 2008 Olympics.

/Crazy? Naw...


Yeah, I heard about that. So it's really a stalker song. Talking about this wonderful life you have with a person you only saw from across a room. Makes it even more pathetic.

/Even more in love with me you'd fall.
//We'd have it all.

 
Dear Jerk 2007-12-12 10:59:23 PM  
Best lyrics of 2007, say I:

I'll Kill Her - Soku
Homecoming - Teenagers

 
Dear Jerk 2007-12-12 11:28:03 PM  
Oops. I meant Soko.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=N07V48unVxI&feature=related

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ngHDYzhDBk4

and now for something completely different:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn_X-qLGHgY

 
FraggleStickCar 2007-12-12 11:29:55 PM  
AaaPha: Johny McStabbs: This, and "Buy you a Drank" from that guy who most people forgot about.

Herbert Powell: I am surprised that Soulja Boy's Crank Dat was not on the list.

I think it's just a given that pretty much anything that passes for hiphop "urban" these days sucks sweaty pony-balls. Cue some chap telling me I just don't get it. Yeah, I don't get sexist, misogynistic boasting, I was never 14.

I'm sure there was something good this year. Having a hell of a job working out what though. Ah, Cinematic Orchestra, Ma Fleur; Dethklok, Dethalbum; Erik Truffaz, Arkhangelsk; err, that's all I got. Radiohead was alright, nothing special though.


You're not listening to the right hip hop.

 
RockNRoller227 2007-12-13 12:42:22 AM  
FraggleStickCar: AaaPha: Johny McStabbs: This, and "Buy you a Drank" from that guy who most people forgot about.

Herbert Powell: I am surprised that Soulja Boy's Crank Dat was not on the list.

I think it's just a given that pretty much anything that passes for hiphop "urban" these days sucks sweaty pony-balls. Cue some chap telling me I just don't get it. Yeah, I don't get sexist, misogynistic boasting, I was never 14.


You're not listening to the right hip hop.



I'm not a hip-hop/rap fan, but I do like Graduation by Kanye West and Ultimate Victory by Chamillionaire.

 
xrayspx 2007-12-13 01:15:09 AM  
FraggleStickCar, AaaPha:

musicbrowser.xrayspx.com

musicbrowser.xrayspx.com

?

While I'm at it, Thes One (People Under the Stairs) was on The Price Is Right competing for a small record player. The look on his face when they showed the prize was pretty priceless.

 
Humidor 2007-12-13 01:23:28 AM  
"This is why I'm hot/ you ain't cause you not"

 
pantera89 2007-12-13 01:44:38 AM  
I think metalheads like myself were treated to a pretty goddamn good year of lyrics, such as:

Machine Head - Aesthetics of Hate, Halo

Parkway Drive - The Siren's Song

Static-x - Cannibal

Chimaira - Resurection

/lets see what Metallica can do for 08

 
pantera89 2007-12-13 01:48:49 AM  
pantera89: I think metalheads like myself were treated to a pretty goddamn good year of lyrics, such as:

Machine Head - Aesthetics of Hate, Halo

Parkway Drive - The Siren's Song

Static-x - Cannibal

Chimaira - Resurection

/lets see what Metallica can do for 08


oh and i didnt mention Arch Enemy - Blood on Your Hands

 
Shishkaboom 2007-12-13 01:52:13 AM  
Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: I am stunned that the following is not on this list. I don't know exactly why, but words cannot express how much I hate this song. I had to look this one up so that I knew where to direct my ire.

Band of Horses
Is There a Ghost



Listen to other BoH songs. Trust me. Listen to "Ode to IRC," "The General Specific," "Cigarettes, Wedding Bands," "Wicked Gil," "Our Swords," any one of 'em. Band of Horses has merit. The song you dislike is the first song on their second album, if that means anthing to you.

 
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