So remember, kids...don't pirate MP3's or you'll hurt struggling artists like Mr. Hammett.

Can I get a .torrent of that floorplan?

/kthanxbye

My god, such abject poverty. I'll never use bittorrent again.

i submitted this with a markedly more divisive tag & headline.

/not really, but this one is just yaaaaaawn

Gorgeous house....

Just down the road from my father's place.

The place looks pretty sparce. White walls, contemporary. Not what I would have expected.

$10mil? Isn't that just above avg for a home in SF?

I would buy it if I had 10 mil.

/MetallicA\ kicks ASS!!!!11!!

Maybe he should list it on Bearshare.

course, he'll complain the lost 2 million is due to filesharing

swingerhead: The place looks pretty sparce. White walls, contemporary. Not what I would have expected.

That was my thought. In fairness, it looks like he's already moved out (books gone from bookshelves, etc.) so it may have just as much as the realtors wanted to stay (or put in themselves) to market it.

With a down payment of a mere $1,050,000.00. A monthly payment on a 30 year mortage is a mere $59,730.42! What a steal!

and I blame Napster users for his predicament.

poor, poor rock star

I like all the hardwood floors. The billiard room is pretty nice too. I'm surprised it doesn't have a recording studio.

/where's the gold plated shark tank bar?

DJ'd a christmas party there maybe 10 years ago...good party.

The place is most likely staged by Sotheby's to sell it.

I bet most of that house was taken up with Kirk's comic book and guitar collections.

He should have put that listing on Craigslist....

wow... I love the main foyer and kitchen. The dark semi-distressed wood with the light/neutral walls looks great. The rooms without the wood paneling or cabinets... not so much. I agree with others who say it's pretty bland. Not the decorating style I would've guessed for KH.

Needs more beige.

Whatthefark: I like all the hardwood floors. The billiard room is pretty nice too. I'm surprised it doesn't have a recording studio.

/where's the gold plated shark tank bar?

Looks like the basement has a "music room". That's probably where the studio was.

I don't want to brag, but my uncle performed eye surgery on Kirk Hammett about 10 years ago. Don't remember what it was for specifically, just something very minor.
/ worship me

Moses To Sandy Koufax: I don't want to brag, but my uncle performed eye surgery on Kirk Hammett about 10 years ago. Don't remember what it was for specifically, just something very minor.
/ worship me

I don't know for sure, but your uncle may have been violating the doctor/patient confidentiality by disclosing that to you. Assuming he's a doctor, of course.

Atomic Spunk: I don't know for sure, but your uncle may have been violating the doctor/patient confidentiality by disclosing that to you. Assuming he's a doctor, of course.

It's still confidential because he didn't tell you his uncle's name.

Wait a tick...

*

but, but, it has " a see-through control room "


/lmao

Gould is no more.

/I've got nothing.

There was a studio in there - an old bandmate of mine had Thanksgiving dinner there a few years ago, and Kirk took him down to the studio so he could mess around on his guitars for a while.

davedirt01: Kirk took him down to the studio so he could mess around on his guitars for a while.

This was not a euphemism. Thank you and good night.

Oooh, will he take a check?

Moses To Sandy Koufax: I don't want to brag, but my uncle performed eye surgery on Kirk Hammett about 10 years ago. Don't remember what it was for specifically, just something very minor.
/ worship me

Was it caused by sleeping with one eye open, clutching his pillow tight?

/enter somebody

I don't want to brag, but my uncle drew up the floor plans for Kirk Hammett's house, one that he can't sell right now.

mno: Moses To Sandy Koufax: I don't want to brag, but my uncle performed eye surgery on Kirk Hammett about 10 years ago. Don't remember what it was for specifically, just something very minor.
/ worship me

Was it caused by sleeping with one eye open, clutching his pillow tight?

/enter somebody

I LOL'ed. You owe me a keyboard!!

+1

I don't want to brag, but I'm Kirk Hammett.

The Skeptical Chemist: With a down payment of a mere $1,050,000.00. A monthly payment on a 30 year mortage is a mere $59,730.42! What a steal!

people who buy these kinds of places, don't do so on borrowed money, at least not very often.

They don't buy homes with the idea of settling down. They do so for an investment, and you don't make a return on your money buy giving banks big fat checks every month.

Buy it in cash, sit on it for a few years, then flip it for a mark-up.

FTA: Master suite presents partial Bay and Alcatraz views; the master bedroom can be served by two separate bathrooms, one of which offers a dual-headed Corian-finished steam shower; the second master bath (with jetted tub) can be accessed from both the master bedroom and bedroom 4

MASTER OF SUITES I'M SLEEPING IN THERE.
TAKING A BATH
BRUSHING MY TEETH.

/Sorry.

incircles: I don't want to brag, but I'm Kirk Hammett.

Could you possibly kick Lars in the balls for me?.....extra super hard. Not sure how you put up with that hyperactive dwarf.

kingflower: incircles: I don't want to brag, but I'm Kirk Hammett.

Could you possibly kick Lars in the balls for me?.....extra super hard. Not sure how you put up with that hyperactive dwarf.

Dude...if I had that much drugs and cash, I could put up with being in the same room as Lars banging Fran Drescher while Gilbert Godfried narrates.

Just don't sell it to Michael Keaton.

/obscure?

LemSkroob: Buy it in cash, sit on it for a few years, then flip it for a mark-up.

And how's that working for Kirk Hammett?