They come for the blunts. And then they come, and come again.

I'm glad the one-hit-wonder managed to parlay his 15 minutes into something worthwhile.

....ew.

who???

From the article. "and has been romantically linked to Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan..."

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes. Wait... Paris and Lindsay Lohan? Eeew.

/Ok... bag it. I'll take that one to go.

size matters.....

Look who's alone now... it's not me... it's not me.

T-shirts? Classy.

Are they 12? What virgins?

What does "chalet" mean?

And the worst part is the guy is mule ugly and his music is terrible.

he's farking high

Two Dogs Farking: They come for the blunts. And then they come, and come again.

It's his belief that James' Blunt should be smoked every night....

/AC/DC FTW

Monkey's Knuckle: And the worst part is the guy is mule ugly and his music is terrible.

The music is terrible - but he is not bad to look at.

I wouldn't have sex with him, he's been around the block too many times. Yuck.

You know that "how do you know that a guy has money" picture?

Don't most people lose their virginity before they're legal? Isn't James Blunt older than 18? Do we see this discrepancy?

Jamdug!: Don't most people lose their virginity before they're legal? Isn't James Blunt older than 18? Do we see this discrepancy?

Mr. Blunt, have a seat right over there...

Jamdug!: Don't most people lose their virginity before they're legal? Isn't James Blunt older than 18? Do we see this discrepancy?
It's only a discrepancy in the Land of the Free. In the Land of Neutrality and Hidden Nazi Gold, not so much.

Oh, please, you can get those shirts at Hot Topic. My niece has one and I can assure you she's been nowhere near James Blunt.

/at least I hope not
//not Australian

VickInABox: Oh, please, you can get those shirts at Hot Topic. My niece has one and I can assure you she's been nowhere near James Blunt.

/at least I hope not
//not Australian

Yeah pretty much what I was gonna say. It's called a joke. Maybe not a particularly funny one, but still.

Sure they're virgins. They'll be virgins for the next douchebag who goes there who I've kind of heard of. Virgins with the clap.

Funny interview with him a couple of weeks ago on Top Gear.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EpkJ3HyacKM

James Blunt's music makes me want to shoot up a shopping mall.

Seriously.

It's stuff like this that really makes me lose respect for women sometimes. Do these chicks have seriously so little self-respect that they all clamor over some ridiculous douchebag to have him TAKE THEIR VIRGINITY and then gloat about it? I hear about this kinda crap all the time, and I have to think, I hope all chicks aren't this dumb.

TKPMM5: What does "chalet" mean?

"Chalet" means that you fail at cultural literacy.

TKPMM5: What does "chalet" mean?

I think it's a Britishism for "transsexual".

Wuphon's Dream: "Chalet" means that you fail at cultural literacy.

Squawky: I think it's a Britishism for "transsexual".

You're both wrong. It means "Place where James Blunt dips his wick. Again and again and again..."

/Those Germans have a word for everything...

BAH!
It's Europe.
Most women lose their virginity by 11.

James Blunt looks like a young Alan Partridge.

real shaman: who???

DING.

Is he some kinda MTV thing?

/That bastard

PR scam

I'd like to roll that man up in barbed wire and push him down the stairs.

Or, in other words:

"James Blunt's waining star status required his publisist to release a made up story that is impossible to confirm."

"I'd like to roll that man up in barbed wire and push him down the stairs."

I snorted Diet Pepsi.

FTW

1. Learn to sing
2. Learn to play guitar
3. Profit Swim In Poon.

reveal101: It's stuff like this that really makes me lose respect for women sometimes. Do these chicks have seriously so little self-respect that they all clamor over some ridiculous douchebag to have him TAKE THEIR VIRGINITY and then gloat about it? I hear about this kinda crap all the time, and I have to think, I hope all chicks aren't this dumb.

WTF? Men clamor all over some ridiculously hot slut and brag about losing their virginity to her (or him, in my case muahah). Somehow if women do it, it's so terrible? Give me a break. People are sexual creatures who do ridiculous things when they're attracted to someone.

Of that of not so sharrrrrr.

I'd lure James blunt into bed just for a chance to kick him really hard in the nuts.

/"You're Beautiful" sounds like cat rape to me
//I'm a soccer player, his balls wouldn't stand a chance

America's Next Top Model: reveal101: It's stuff like this that really makes me lose respect for women sometimes. Do these chicks have seriously so little self-respect that they all clamor over some ridiculous douchebag to have him TAKE THEIR VIRGINITY and then gloat about it? I hear about this kinda crap all the time, and I have to think, I hope all chicks aren't this dumb.

WTF? Men clamor all over some ridiculously hot slut and brag about losing their virginity to her (or him, in my case muahah). Somehow if women do it, it's so terrible? Give me a break. People are sexual creatures who do ridiculous things when they're attracted to someone.

Good, so from now on let's applaud underaged girls for having sex with the hot teacher stud.

I found a picture of one of the girls.

Hawt.

James Blunt.

I'd hit it.

/with a mallet.
//several times.

It's always funny when the Fark virgins talk tough about James Blunt. Sure his music isn't great, but he is a former captain in a Guards regiment, so I reckon the beat down and nut-kicking is not going to go quite the way the tards predict.

That is always funny, but not quite so funny as when people take things posted on Fark seriously.

His music is annoying. However I thought he was funny on Top Gear...

I say we make some "James Blunt Paid Me a Million Dollars In An Out-Of-Court Statutory Rape Settlement" T-shirts, see what gets stirred up.

Superevil: 1. Learn to sing
2. Learn to play guitar
3. Profit Swim In Poon.

0. Own a guitar and live in rez.

the one rule to rule them all...