12. Courtney Love, aging rock chick, disaster
14. Britney Spears, pop star, train wreck
19. Michael Jackson, former singer, mess

Lulz.

"They voted for Lohan?"
"That is correct, Britney. And they are most displeased with your apparent lack of progress."
"I shall double my efforts."
"I hope so, Britney, for your sake. The voters are not as forgiving as I am."

First thing that popped into my head. :(

OK how is Britney not #1? Did they re-write the rules at the last minute or something?

Why is Jennifer Love Hewitt #17 on the dumb list? Have I missed a sex tape or drunken lesbian make-out session?

Huh?

How exactly did Britney Spears wind up behind Rumer Willis?

Come on. She should at least be in the top 10. That natural stupidity just oozes out of Britney.

...or maybe that ooze is something else. In any case, she should be at least #10.

I don't really think of Jennifer as dumb. And I don't know 2/3 of these people.

I think I just made the list by reading that.

Lack of Paris Hilton on the list = fail.

No Paris Hilton and Britney is NOT number 1.

Way to have the easiest list to EVER make and find a way to screw it up.

Britney
Paris
Jessica Simpson
Nicole Ritchie
Lyndsay

I disagree. I think the list should be:

Britney Spears
Lindsay Lohan
Jessica Simpson
Nicole Ritchie
Paris Hilton

If doing a bunch of blow and partying gets you on the dumbest people list, I don't want to be on the smartest people list.

What did Rumer Willis do? Is it something obvious that I would know if I read the Star or other generic tabloid?

JFP for #1.

No OJ Simpson? Isn't he facing life in prison over sports crap when he got away with murder? That sounds pretty farking dumb to me.

I demand a recount.

My disagreements with the dumb list:

15. Brad Garrett, comedian, paparazzi hater

Huh? With all the dipshiats in Hollywood, why is he on the list?


17. Jennifer Love Hewitt, actress

I'm not saying she's a genius, but has she really done anything stupid like Lindsey or Britney?


My disagreement with the smart list:

5. Will Smith, actor/producer

Yes, I know everything he touches turns to gold, but getting brainwashed by the Scientology crowd isn't exactly a smart move.

Wow, that was some hard-hitting journalism. Don't hurt yourself there, MSNBC.

Lindsay Lohan is the 50 Dumbest People in Hollywood?

/submitter fails writing

The_Sponge: My disagreements with the dumb list:

15. Brad Garrett, comedian, paparazzi hater

Huh? With all the dipshiats in Hollywood, why is he on the list?


17. Jennifer Love Hewitt, actress

I'm not saying she's a genius, but has she really done anything stupid like Lindsey or Britney?


My disagreement with the smart list:

5. Will Smith, actor/producer

Yes, I know everything he touches turns to gold, but getting brainwashed by the Scientology crowd isn't exactly a smart move.

He's been a Muslim since he was preparing to film "Ali." Even Islam is a step above Scientology.

The_Sponge: 17. Jennifer Love Hewitt, actress

I'm not saying she's a genius, but has she really done anything stupid like Lindsey or Britney?

I was wondering that as well. I've never been a big fan of hers, but she's really not as crazy or stupid as the others on the list. It would have been nice if they'd given a reason for her listing.

Here's the link to the full list: 50 Dumbest People (pops)

My new favorite on the list is the description of K-Fed: 38. Kevin Federline, serial sperminator. Still, it's shocking that Paris is missing from that list.

Although Nick Hogan inn't actually a celebrity, doesn't he deserve top honors for being the only person on this list who actually caused another person grievous bodily harm? Even though it was an accident, he is effectively responsible for ending another person's life through his own selfish actions. Doesn't that count for anything?

I don't see how Lohan is necessarily stupid. A drug and sex addict to be sure but that doesn't always mean stupid.

Why Shia Labouf is on that list is beyond me. He had one confrontation with the police and it was minor. If anything, his spot on the list should be replaced with Ashlee Simpson or Brandy for actually killing someone.

You have to give Britney points for running over paparazzi.
That demonstrates some brain function.

I'm not sure why Britney and Nick Hogan (14 and 11th, respectively) are so low on the dumb list. List maker FAILS.

So the girl who went to rehab and cleaned up is the dumbest...

...while the tailer trash millionaire who married, well, trailer trash, reproduced twice, shaved her head because she thought she was going to be drug tested, lost custody of her kids without the need of a drug test, wants to adopt 2 more Chinese babies to fill the "motherly" void, and might be pregnant again by one of the 200 hot dogs slung down her hallway?

I demand a recount!

Ahead of Paris too? What are these editors shooting into their veins?

If Britney's really pregnant, I's say she's already one.

Sigh.

Rev. Skarekroe: If Britney's really pregnant, I's say she's already one won.

Thankfully I don't live in Hollywood and an therefore ineligible.

Sigh.

Rev. Skarekroe: Sigh.

Thankfully I don't live in Hollywood and an am therefore ineligible.

What about Kellie Pickler?

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brit must have a really good publicist to keep her off the #1 spot.

also, i like how "the hills" have 2 members in the top5

tokyogirl79: My new favorite on the list is the description of K-Fed: 38. Kevin Federline, serial sperminator. Still, it's shocking that Paris is missing from that list.


Jim Norton's "Monster Rain" comedy special on HBO had some awesome Britney and Kevin jokes.

"KA-CHING! KA-CHING!"

horonto:

What about Kellie Pickler?

For the love of God, I think I'm a bit dumber for having watched that.

/wtf do they teach in school these days?

jankyboy: horonto:

What about Kellie Pickler?

For the love of God, I think I'm a bit dumber for having watched that.

/wtf do they teach in school these days?


i think she was a drop out.

plus there is a direct relationship to how hot you are and how much you must learn to become successful in life.

/i would pickle her any day.

I'm proud that I haven't heard of 2-4, 6, 11, 13, 18, 20-21, 23, 26, 32, 35, 37, 39, 44, or 49.

/My lawn, get off it.

FTA:

"Newspaper cites actress's poor movie choices, bad taste in men"

Hmm...forgot to leave out multiple trips to 'rehab', car accidents, DUIs, running over paparazzi, rehab and DUIs again...

Paris is not on this list because those who wrote it were PAID not to put her on it...

It all makes sense...

There was that story some time ago regarding Paris *supposedly* loosing her inheritance because of her *behavior*...

Then it turns out that the story is not true...which doesn't really matter because we all know Paris is an undeserving WHORE. The inheritance story was prolly a leak to feel out public opinion...which was NOT is Paris' favor...because, again, we all know she is a WHORE!

A few backroom deals later and she is out of the spotlight...which is good for her family, and in the end prolly good for her too, but I guarantee you all, she is HATING EVERY MINUTE OF NOT GETTING ANY ATTENTION!!!1!eleventy!


My $0.02.

onomatopoetic: "They voted for Lohan?"
"That is correct, Britney. And they are most displeased with your apparent lack of progress."
"I shall double my efforts."
"I hope so, Britney, for your sake. The voters are not as forgiving as I am."

First thing that popped into my head. :(



this FTW.

The nerd foo is strong with this one.

The_Sponge: 17. Jennifer Love Hewitt, actress

I'm not saying she's a genius, but has she really done anything stupid like Lindsey or Britney?

Now I've always been a fan of her, um, assets but she's at best a middling actress. She's had quite a career considering this. She promotes herself very well, and seems to be a generally likeable person.

Her entry on this list might have something to do with the fact that she has repeatedly noted that she a) believes in ghosts and b) believes they frequent the set of that godawful (but boob-tacular) program of hers.

/Yes I TiVo it every week, in HD
//I've never actually watched it at normal speed tho.
///I'm not ashamed.

List . Is . Worthless

How did Paris escape this one?

And if Britney is prego, she should have 2 spots on the list.

And holy shiat, Kaybeck! It looks like her eyes are fighting to escape her skull.

horonto: What about Kellie Pickler?

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OMG, she should get together with Miss South Carolina and Sherri Shepherd.

The guy who compiled this list deserves to be number one next year because it is so full of fail.

Sorry, but Britney should have been #1. Hohan could be #2, but Shiatney is definitely the dumbest person in Hollywood. I understand Kim Kardashian, Rumer Willis, and Jessica Simpson being on there, but the others are kind of lame. Those "Hills" asshats are barely famous, so why bother to put them on that list, especially when you leave someone like Parasite Hilton off. I mean, CASH WARREN? Who the fark even knows who he is, or cares? This is how the list SHOULD be (or at least the top 10):

1. Britney Spears
2. Lindsay Lohan
3. Paris Hilton
4. Kim Kardashian
5. Tila Tequila
6. Ashlee Simpson
7. Rumer Willis
8. Nicole Ritchie
9. All the "stars" of "The Hills"
10. Tom Cruise
11. Jennifer Lopez
12. Kellie Pickler
13. Vanessa Hudgens
14. Jessica Simpson
15. Pete Wentz
16. Joan Van Ark (google a recent pic of her, you'll see why)
17. Soulja Boy
18. Fergie
19. Katherine Heigl
20. Katie Holmes

Yeah, most of these people are women. It's weird, but that's just how it seemed to turn out. Oh, and I ended up lumping all "The Hills" asshats together, because they are so damned dumb that I decided they did need a spot, just not as separate people, because they are all really the same person. Anyone else want to add anything?

OH! I forgot Sherri Shepard and Rosie O'Donnell! Meh, they're # 21 and 22.

Tom Cruise should be higher on that list.

Team Coors Light: Paris is not on this list because those who wrote it were PAID not to put her on it...

It all makes sense...

There was that story some time ago regarding Paris *supposedly* loosing her inheritance because of her *behavior*...

Then it turns out that the story is not true...which doesn't really matter because we all know Paris is an undeserving WHORE. The inheritance story was prolly a leak to feel out public opinion...which was NOT is Paris' favor...because, again, we all know she is a WHORE!

A few backroom deals later and she is out of the spotlight...which is good for her family, and in the end prolly good for her too, but I guarantee you all, she is HATING EVERY MINUTE OF NOT GETTING ANY ATTENTION!!!1!eleventy!

You remember to take your blood pressure meds this morning?

I make it a habit not to drink before work, unfortunately...

SnarfVader: I think I just made the list by reading that.

This. I can feel my brain leaking. Mit Romney is starting to look good. I am looking forward to another season of American Idle.

Damn. I have got to go read some Proust, stat.

Master Metroplex: Why Shia Labouf is on that list is beyond me. He had one confrontation with the police and it was minor. If anything, his spot on the list should be replaced with Ashlee Simpson or Brandy for actually killing someone.

Agree- many others should be on the list ahead of him. Having said that, I saw him in an interview (think it was today show?) and he is far from jeopardizing anyone's job at NASA.

List fails without Paris on it.
OJ shoulda been on there.
The Hoff too.