I kinda feel bad for the guy. He's a douche but wtf.

Checking my feel-bad-o-meter ..... nope, still hate him for his unmitigated douchyness. Nice suspenders there jasper.

Look at me! Look look look look look look! I was mean to some chick and now people are mean to me! I should go on TV! I'm great! Look at me mommy!

If we could convert douchiness into energy, this guy could power the entire Eastern seaboard.

That should be: "the douche who keeps on douching..."

Too bad Mr John Fitzgerald Page. Call someone who cares.

Atleast the story said he was rude online and it wasnt just a "oooh poor guy got unfairly picked on"

He doesn't want people to feel bad for him. He wants people to keep mentioning him, maybe even people on a high traffic website.

You're all being played.

Two words: malignant narcissist.

Who told this douche that a pink shirt with paiseley suspenders is a good look?

He wouldn't really be upset if he lived up to his boastful descriptions of himself. Fact of the matter is, he's getting none, he hates his job, and his car isn't even close to top of the line. Add people on the internet mocking him now too, and he's basically teH suck.

He is a financial analyst with who? he is an actor well thats funny because he works Crew Jobs and open casting call jobs to land starlets. Seems CBS just takes him for his word on everything

But hey we got mentioned. So Go us..haha another 15 minutes of fame and I take my 1 nanosecond share of it

The douchiness of this one is unprecedented.

I've seen douchbags before, but this guy's the douchiest douche that ever douched.

/douche

If it could happen to someone with his IQ, it could happen to anyone.

/douche

I'm gonna go read the article in 26 minutes.

DOUCHE!

Doesn't this assclown realize that his 26 minutes of fame are up?

to the gym.. in 26 minutes!

I learned a new word from that article. "retarditerates". I like it.

He is a baby! Does anyone remember the article from maybe last week that said internet dating site ladies are easy or something similar to that.

pan fried monkey spunk: I'm gonna go read the article in 26 minutes.

Win.

FTA: that's not the time you'd reject them, I'd think," he retarditerates.

Even Gawker editors are in on it.

My dad always said "Whenever you find yourself in a hole, the first thing you do is stop digging."

This guy needs to talk to my dad.

Who?

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS FOR THOSE OF US WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND PLEASE???

/seriously...who?

Yes!!!! another douchenozzle thread..

/gets popcorn

He is a douche AND a bag.

Oooh, I can hear the wah-mbulance coming!

Rapmaster2000: Who told this douche that a pink shirt with paiseley suspenders is a good look?

gotta dress for the role you know

Does he have some kind of autism? You can't be that smart and that emotionally crippled without having some disorder.

"Basically, if you hit on somebody on Match.com and you find them attractive, and then you find out that they have a good job with a good company and they live in a good part of town in a nice area and they take care of themselves ... that's not the time you'd reject them, I'd think,"

If you're trying to nail chicks that are trying to nail stockbrokers, yes. They don't need to know anything else about you because it doesn't matter to them.

/He's probably a Nickelback fan.

Honeyporter: Rapmaster2000: Who told this douche that a pink shirt with paiseley suspenders is a good look?

gotta dress for the role you know

the role of Patrick Bateman?

as of this post, the word "Douche" appears in some form or another 14 times.

/douche
/16

This is my personal life. That's why I want to go on TV and talk even more about it!

This guy is an Illuminati media operative. "Look at me everybody, I'm a big giant douche! Pay no attention to the manipulations in the banking sector! Everything is fine and I'm a super douche".

does he own any other color besides pink?

he's loving it.

sorry 20 times

Has anyone used the word douche to describe this guy yet?

How about douchiness?

How about douching?

Oh! Wait! Douchenozzle! DOUCHENOZZLE!!!1111!!1!

Someone needs to tell this dude guys aren't allowed to wear pink shirts after 1987. Just because Donald Trump wears them doesnt mean every guy should!

He has been on TEEVEE!!! That means, right now, there are a few thousand air headed leather skinned danceclub biatches that would be happy to marry him and take half.

he will be just fine

TeddyBallGame: I kinda feel bad for the guy. He's a douche but wtf.

Retarditeratted for truth

/that is my new favorite word

Nice pink shirt. You sure do got the gay!

He should run for Georgia's Senate seat.

I bet he owns one of those Bluetooth ear-thingies.

H31N0US: Who?

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS FOR THOSE OF US WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND PLEASE???

/seriously...who?

He hit on some girl, she turned him down, he called her a bunch of names and did some additional douchy stuff, he finds out the internet isn't as anonymous as he thought and the whole world knows him for the giant douche that he is.

Douchebags can be washed out and reused. He is disposable douche.

I'd really like to make fun of this guy. But I have no idea who he is or what he did.

taylonr: does he own any other color besides pink?

He graced us with his white shoes not too long ago. That was nice.

/Has anyone mentioned that he's a douche?

Why do you all keep calling him a douche?

/wouldn't let him anywhere near my p*ssy