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(9WSYR) Amusing News: Femme fatale charged with poisoning her husband with antifreeze. Fark: They think her first husband died the same way   (9wsyr.com) divider line 53
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SkyDog1972 2007-09-15 08:20:50 PM  
Amusing?

 
PlaidKing 2007-09-15 08:22:02 PM  
Why is that amusing, and why does the fact that it happened before make it "Fark"?

 
unclebobscircus 2007-09-15 08:22:03 PM  
Two people were viciously murdered. What a riot!

/omg lol

 
kilgorn 2007-09-15 08:22:45 PM  
It's teh global warming...

 
MyNameIsMofuga 2007-09-15 08:23:35 PM  
Headline approved by:
img106.imageshack.us

 
Whoatherebabie [TotalFark] 2007-09-15 08:23:35 PM  
unclebobscircus: Two people were viciously murdered. What a riot!

/omg lol


and a third one fighting fo life!

WooHoo!

 
Loverboy586 2007-09-15 08:23:56 PM  
Something tells me that someone's been watching too many "Law and Order" or "Forensic Files" episodes

 
srtpointman 2007-09-15 08:24:45 PM  
I blame Bush.

/That's how we do it on Fark, right?

 
Whoatherebabie [TotalFark] 2007-09-15 08:24:46 PM  
fo = for


sheesh preview BEFORE post

 
Admiral Awesome 2007-09-15 08:26:29 PM  
i112.photobucket.com

 
falkensmaze 2007-09-15 08:27:29 PM  
Submitter...you're an idiot if you think murdering someone is "amusing". Maybe you should do us all a favor & drink some antifreeze yourself.

 
psychotic_calm 2007-09-15 08:27:50 PM  
srtpointman: I blame Bush.

/That's how we do it on Fark, right?


That, or the government is covering up the truth.

 
psychotic_calm 2007-09-15 08:28:51 PM  
I think it's the Clay Woman headline thats amusing....

 
agos1247 2007-09-15 08:29:11 PM  
i44.photobucket.com

I love that GIF. Didn't read the article.

 
mrmopar5287 2007-09-15 08:31:28 PM  
The lesson here being that if you murder a spouse with antifreeze, have the body cremated so that postmortem toxicology tests can't be done on disinterred remains.

 
xtex 2007-09-15 08:31:37 PM  
LOL.

This exact same thing happened here. This lady's police officer husband mysteriously dies 10 years ago from antifreeze poisoning, then her new firefighter husband dies about eight years later.

You'd think someone else would see that plan doesn't work too well, and would come up with something new.

 
Alured Popple 2007-09-15 08:33:09 PM  
Only two? It needs to be three, and on the wedding night, before it will make the paper.

/and yes, it is interesting that I am calling the Weekly World News "the paper".
//realize that this is not obscure

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2007-09-15 08:33:30 PM  
What did he do, make her a bad pot for her anniversary?

/Got nothin'

 
Trik 2007-09-15 08:34:32 PM  
note to self: don't use that method twice

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2007-09-15 08:35:20 PM  
mrmopar5287: The lesson here being that if you murder a spouse with antifreeze, have the body cremated so that postmortem toxicology tests can't be done on disinterred remains.

I find your ideas interesting, and my spouse oddly wants to subscribe to your newsletter.

/It's a trap!

 
JackerCrack 2007-09-15 08:40:22 PM  
Subby FAILs at tag choice.

Should be

img443.imageshack.us or img518.imageshack.us

or img518.imageshack.us for using the same murder method twice.

 
Poppa Boner [TotalFark] 2007-09-15 08:42:57 PM  
I'm drinking anti-freeze right now so I'm... ACKK!!!

 
Pxtl 2007-09-15 08:48:50 PM  
www.lostweekend.tv unavailable for comment.

 
Ringshadow 2007-09-15 08:57:38 PM  
.. I'm 'Enry the Eighth I am I am, I got married to the widow next door, she's been married seven times before...

 
tukatz [TotalFark] 2007-09-15 09:11:35 PM  
We (Wisconsin) have our own antifreeze case dragging slowly through the courts. Guy had a new girlfriend, didn't want the wifey around, so he fed her some antifreeze.... new g/f (now wife) moved in two weeks later.
Link

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-09-15 09:14:22 PM  
Reminds me of an old Etta May comedy routine...

Etta: I'm widowed 3 times.

Stan: Three times!?! That's terrible, what happened.

Etta: Yeah, my first husband died when he accidentally ate some poisoned mushrooms.

Stan: Oh my, that's bad.

Etta: Yep, same thing happened to my second husband. He accidentally ate some poisoned mushrooms too.

Stan: That's horrible!

Etta: Yes, but my third husband died of blunt force trauma to the head.

Stan: Really? How did that happen?

Etta: He wouldn't eat his mushrooms.

 
nobodyUwannaknow 2007-09-15 09:34:31 PM  
A Clay woman has been charged in the poisoning death of her husband and investigators say this may not be the first time.

ORLY? She may have been charged before?

/don't they keep records of that sort of thing?

 
Guest 2007-09-15 09:37:33 PM  
Not knowing anything about the men or this woman or the relationship or any of the past history and having not read anything about the situation except the submitters heading, I can say without a shadow of a doubt.

He/They deserved it.

 
phlegmmo 2007-09-15 09:47:37 PM  
Freeze a jolly good fellow.....

 
Poppa Boner [TotalFark] 2007-09-15 09:53:06 PM  
img116.imageshack.us

 
simpsonfan 2007-09-15 09:54:58 PM  
Castor oil would have been more appropriate. Laugh, you're coming along to hell with me.

 
Poppa Boner [TotalFark] 2007-09-15 09:59:08 PM  
BTW that was for you Pxtl

 
RadiomanATL 2007-09-15 10:04:57 PM  
I don't know whats worse. That this woman did this...TWICE, or that this isn't the first time a woman has done this (again, TWICE)

Lynn Turner (new window)

 
RicosRoughnecks 2007-09-15 10:11:45 PM  
Just imagine the thousands of times this has happened and not been discovered.

 
bronyaur1 [TotalFark] 2007-09-15 10:18:08 PM  
RicosRoughnecks: Just imagine the thousands of times this has happened and not been discovered.

THIS.

 
Sun Tzu 2007-09-15 10:33:28 PM  
Ethyl Glycol would be a sweet screen name.

/no licking.

 
dbaggins 2007-09-15 10:59:24 PM  
How does this being the second time make this "Fark" ?

serial killers are farkish ? farkers ?

 
Electrify 2007-09-15 11:05:31 PM  
I don't know what is worse: the fact that this was allowed to happen twice, or the fact that this is only considered 2nd degree murder.

/how is feeding people antifreeze TWICE not considered to have intent?
//this chick needs to fry

 
Phil Moskowitz 2007-09-15 11:14:44 PM  
img410.imageshack.us

 
catzilla 2007-09-15 11:25:37 PM  
Anyone know the antidote for ethyl glycol? Ethyl alcohol.... burp.

 
XanderNW 2007-09-15 11:39:51 PM  
Cuz everybody knows (she's a femme fatale)
The things she does to please
She's just a little tease
See the way she walks
Hear the way she talks....

 
SpeelChuck [TotalFark] 2007-09-15 11:42:50 PM  
xtex: LOL.

This exact same thing happened here. This lady's police officer husband mysteriously dies 10 years ago from antifreeze poisoning, then her new firefighter husband dies about eight years later.

You'd think someone else would see that plan doesn't work too well, and would come up with something new.


Actually it seems like it worked pretty well. She walked away after the first one and remained free for another ten years, and if she wouldn't have pushed her luck by going for a twofer, she might never have been caught at all.

And add me to the crowd that doesn't see what's so amusing about coldblooded murder. Also, I think RicosRoughnecks is on to something and there probably are more murders than you know that go undiscovered (as being murders and not natural deaths) and unsolved.

 
hrricne 2007-09-15 11:43:55 PM  
She'll do a year and walk. Women don't get punished for the most part. Bobbitt. The woman who shot her preacher husband in the back. Gives them all the more reason to do it. Yay!
/DRTFA

 
hrricne 2007-09-15 11:46:29 PM  
And no, lynn turner won't do life either. She'll be out in 5.
/I blame Oprah.

 
Hunter4242 2007-09-16 12:33:44 AM  
They did an episode of CSI about something similar to this...only it was selenium poisoning in the cream cheese...

 
Man Going His Own Way 2007-09-16 03:02:49 AM  
Cue the domestic violence 'counselors'!

 
vudukungfu 2007-09-16 03:03:27 AM  
Oh, the ruse, antifreeze!

 
phathead 2007-09-16 03:28:00 AM  
ec1.images-amazon.com

MMMMMmmmmmmm, Anti-Freeze!

/Came in here for this
//Disappointed
///You all fail

 
GoodOldSLH 2007-09-16 08:33:39 AM  
Clay woman?

puma.kvcc.edu

 
Alephnaught [TotalFark] 2007-09-16 08:42:29 AM  
Phil Moskowitz

dude, wait, what.

. . . does nico have to do with this?

 
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