Amusing?

Why is that amusing, and why does the fact that it happened before make it "Fark"?

Two people were viciously murdered. What a riot!

/omg lol

It's teh global warming...

Headline approved by:

unclebobscircus: Two people were viciously murdered. What a riot!

/omg lol

and a third one fighting fo life!

WooHoo!

Something tells me that someone's been watching too many "Law and Order" or "Forensic Files" episodes

I blame Bush.

/That's how we do it on Fark, right?

fo = for


sheesh preview BEFORE post

Submitter...you're an idiot if you think murdering someone is "amusing". Maybe you should do us all a favor & drink some antifreeze yourself.

srtpointman: I blame Bush.

/That's how we do it on Fark, right?

That, or the government is covering up the truth.

I think it's the Clay Woman headline thats amusing....

I love that GIF. Didn't read the article.

The lesson here being that if you murder a spouse with antifreeze, have the body cremated so that postmortem toxicology tests can't be done on disinterred remains.

LOL.

This exact same thing happened here. This lady's police officer husband mysteriously dies 10 years ago from antifreeze poisoning, then her new firefighter husband dies about eight years later.

You'd think someone else would see that plan doesn't work too well, and would come up with something new.

Only two? It needs to be three, and on the wedding night, before it will make the paper.

/and yes, it is interesting that I am calling the Weekly World News "the paper".
//realize that this is not obscure

What did he do, make her a bad pot for her anniversary?

/Got nothin'

note to self: don't use that method twice

mrmopar5287: The lesson here being that if you murder a spouse with antifreeze, have the body cremated so that postmortem toxicology tests can't be done on disinterred remains.

I find your ideas interesting, and my spouse oddly wants to subscribe to your newsletter.

/It's a trap!

Subby FAILs at tag choice.

Should be

or

or for using the same murder method twice.

I'm drinking anti-freeze right now so I'm... ACKK!!!

unavailable for comment.

.. I'm 'Enry the Eighth I am I am, I got married to the widow next door, she's been married seven times before...

We (Wisconsin) have our own antifreeze case dragging slowly through the courts. Guy had a new girlfriend, didn't want the wifey around, so he fed her some antifreeze.... new g/f (now wife) moved in two weeks later.
Link

Reminds me of an old Etta May comedy routine...

Etta: I'm widowed 3 times.

Stan: Three times!?! That's terrible, what happened.

Etta: Yeah, my first husband died when he accidentally ate some poisoned mushrooms.

Stan: Oh my, that's bad.

Etta: Yep, same thing happened to my second husband. He accidentally ate some poisoned mushrooms too.

Stan: That's horrible!

Etta: Yes, but my third husband died of blunt force trauma to the head.

Stan: Really? How did that happen?

Etta: He wouldn't eat his mushrooms.

A Clay woman has been charged in the poisoning death of her husband and investigators say this may not be the first time.

ORLY? She may have been charged before?

/don't they keep records of that sort of thing?

Not knowing anything about the men or this woman or the relationship or any of the past history and having not read anything about the situation except the submitters heading, I can say without a shadow of a doubt.

He/They deserved it.

Freeze a jolly good fellow.....

Castor oil would have been more appropriate. Laugh, you're coming along to hell with me.

BTW that was for you Pxtl

I don't know whats worse. That this woman did this...TWICE, or that this isn't the first time a woman has done this (again, TWICE)

Lynn Turner (new window)

Just imagine the thousands of times this has happened and not been discovered.

RicosRoughnecks: Just imagine the thousands of times this has happened and not been discovered.

THIS.

Ethyl Glycol would be a sweet screen name.

/no licking.

How does this being the second time make this "Fark" ?

serial killers are farkish ? farkers ?

I don't know what is worse: the fact that this was allowed to happen twice, or the fact that this is only considered 2nd degree murder.

/how is feeding people antifreeze TWICE not considered to have intent?
//this chick needs to fry

Anyone know the antidote for ethyl glycol? Ethyl alcohol.... burp.

Cuz everybody knows (she's a femme fatale)
The things she does to please
She's just a little tease
See the way she walks
Hear the way she talks....

xtex: LOL.

This exact same thing happened here. This lady's police officer husband mysteriously dies 10 years ago from antifreeze poisoning, then her new firefighter husband dies about eight years later.

You'd think someone else would see that plan doesn't work too well, and would come up with something new.

Actually it seems like it worked pretty well. She walked away after the first one and remained free for another ten years, and if she wouldn't have pushed her luck by going for a twofer, she might never have been caught at all.

And add me to the crowd that doesn't see what's so amusing about coldblooded murder. Also, I think RicosRoughnecks is on to something and there probably are more murders than you know that go undiscovered (as being murders and not natural deaths) and unsolved.

She'll do a year and walk. Women don't get punished for the most part. Bobbitt. The woman who shot her preacher husband in the back. Gives them all the more reason to do it. Yay!
/DRTFA

And no, lynn turner won't do life either. She'll be out in 5.
/I blame Oprah.

They did an episode of CSI about something similar to this...only it was selenium poisoning in the cream cheese...

Cue the domestic violence 'counselors'!

Oh, the ruse, antifreeze!

MMMMMmmmmmmm, Anti-Freeze!

/Came in here for this
//Disappointed
///You all fail

Clay woman?

Phil Moskowitz

dude, wait, what.

. . . does nico have to do with this?