Is it somehow surprising that Paris Hilton is willing to do ANYTHING in front of an audience?

That said ... I'd watch it.

My fapping will be epic when she does this.

Who says it's acting?

She stretched herself in that night goggle movie.

Here you go Fluff Girl

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shanrick:

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Heh.

Fluff Girl: She stretched herself in that night goggle movie.

Damn you!! *shakes fist*

/Nicely done.

At this point, the only thing that could possibly be a stretch for her is DVDA.

/just google it
//yes, it's from Orgazmo, what's it to ya?

I think there's nothing to stretch anymore...

omgwtf lesbians are teh awesome am i rite, brah?

Paris counts on easily stimulated men to further her time in the spotlight. Thanks a lot, guys.

eddyatwork: My fapping will be epic when she does this.

Not at work, hopefully...

Attention whore FTW

She needs to die a horrible, excrutiatingly slow and painful death.

Now THAT would be entertaining.

"She'll also get to stretch her vocal chords and she loves that."

Been done.

Eeew, I'm going straight.

(C) BANG Media International

*snort*

I hate her but I would probably fap mightily to it.

/no shame

Her stories sell tabloid newspapers, and draw more comments on Fark than some other stories. Got to admire a person who can do such things, and who has no talent or accomplishments whatsoever.

I rather see her go for a ride with Toonces.

Renegade Pancake: "She'll also get to stretch her vocal chords and she loves that."

Been done.

Simpsons did it.

Where's GLAAD when we really need them?!

Most lesbians I've met are ugly butches.

That said, I don't need my perception of them lowered any more.

Do what now?

If she stretches any more, her uterus is going to fall out.

cpux: Most lesbians I've met are ugly butches.

Hehe, do you meet many..? You go into a bar.. you talk to a woman.. she turns out to be a lesbian?! Wow, what are the odds?!

Unless....

Anyone who EVER uses "Paris Hilton" and "actress" in any related context needs to be impaled on a spiked beam, then have it taken out of their torso and be beaten with it, have in finally shoved up their ass, and then DIAF.

Those two words don't belong within three miles of each other.

So do Lesbians still go around writing their own phone numbers on the walls of the ladies room at Denny's?

Hey Paris, so hows that whole 'found Jesus in jail' thing going for ya?

I'd stretch that...

/Oh yeah - already been stretched.
//I'll go away now....

I need to hire her PR people. God damn they're good.

If Paris does appear in the West End it will be just the latest addition to her growing list of talents.

Best line in the article.

The updated list of talents:
Being rich
Being s whore
Appearing in West End

/Apparently the east end boys want nothing to do with Paris

I dated a girl that looked a little like paris.

Yep. Celibate now for two+ years.

I'd say "this thread is useless without pics," but some part of my brain knows that would be inviting disaster. . .
\Parellepsis FTW!
\\Or however you spell that circumlocutiony thingy!
\\\Or spell that other word I just used!
\\\\HAIL THE GLORY OF THE BACKSLASHIES!

Paris is keen to stretch herself as an actress so she's happy to kiss another girl for the any audience and actually thinks it'll be fun to play a lesbian with anyone for a buck.

FTFY

Can we please shoot Paris into space already?

/Pretty please?

who?

Meh. Maybe people might be interested if she, Brittney, Lindsay and the Olsen twins fought to the death with roofers hammers.

The only decent picture of Paris Hilton is the shot of her released from prison. No make-up, genuinely happy instead of faking it. Wouldn't hit it to save the species.

/Seriously would derive more pleasure from beating the biatch's head in, and it would certainly serve our species better (even if it meant extinction)

Actually, I remember a movie coming out last year that featured a group of women going down on Paris Hilton. I think it was called "The Descent."

They could call this new movie "Dykes on YIKES!"

I picture a small art-house flick about an obese young woman who leave India for the United States. Her faith in Hinduism is challenged when she falls in love with Paris Hilton and has a sexual awakening. Call it "Dot Hog Down a Hallway."

So, will this be the obligatory quick-wet-sloppy-kiss-for-audience-gratification?

Or will they meet with eyes half-lidded, drawn to to that first shy, trembling kiss that lingers sweetly? Then find themselves tightly in each others arms, while their lips seek each other again; desirous, passionate ... hungry for the soft press of lips that is the ecstacy of communion between two people, and the knowing of things that pass beyond all words save the language of the kiss; the embrace that holds two souls in sweet captivity with lips joined, desiring never to part?

/just askin'

I shake my fist at her... again and again...

I love that on her list of "accomplishments" was appearing in an "adult film".

Since when are her PR people putting that one out on her resume?

EggSniper: The only decent picture of Paris Hilton is the shot of her released from prison. No make-up, genuinely happy instead of faking it. Wouldn't hit it to save the species.




/I have so many pics saved (mostly from Fark), that I could probably post a relevant one in every thread if I wanted to.

i love how people always complain about how she gets so much attention when really most of the attention she gets is people complaining about the very attention they are giving her by complaining about ...

She's a bag of antlers who couldn't pour piss out of a boot, even if the instructions were written on the heel.

Then again, she manages to maintain a high profile in media and stay employed, somehow. What is wrong with us?

"Ass to ass!"

tortilla burger: eddyatwork: My fapping will be epic when she does this.

Not at work, hopefully...

Or on a plane, hopefully