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(Some Chick) Amusing Just when you think it can't get any worse for Paris Hilton, she gets photographed screwing by a swimming pool (w/pic)   (jen-makes-u-smile.blogspot.com) divider line 160
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zz9 2007-08-29 06:58:30 PM  
I see what you did there, subby.

 
the_cnidarian 2007-08-29 08:40:26 PM  
BOOO, that is not what I wanted to see.

 
MrPerson 2007-08-29 08:41:14 PM  
Think of the children!

 
IAmSuperBeast 2007-08-29 08:41:25 PM  
I LoL'd.

/Good one, smitty.
//Screw the rest of ya.

 
steveurkel [TotalFark] 2007-08-29 08:41:27 PM  
chuck chuck chuck

 
mike143708 [TotalFark] 2007-08-29 08:41:33 PM  
front page?

 
SWOrah 2007-08-29 08:41:40 PM  
That's something I send my mother as a bad joke. On Fark, I expect to actually see her farking someone.

 
MrBigglesworth 2007-08-29 08:41:40 PM  
That is some HOT tool action.

I hope it got disinfected after.

 
Farkage 2007-08-29 08:42:02 PM  
Looks like she is holding it wrong...

 
trexman 2007-08-29 08:42:11 PM  
OMG...That picture, and accompanying joke, is ancient!

/still funny though

 
ILuffHomer 2007-08-29 08:42:12 PM  
Wait...she knows what the word 'screwdriver' means?

 
JSTACAT [TotalFark] 2007-08-29 08:42:25 PM  
Hired!

 
kilgorn 2007-08-29 08:42:49 PM  
Is that a flat head or a phillips head?

/inquiring minds

 
MooglyGuy 2007-08-29 08:43:08 PM  
And there isn't even a "site mildly NWS" callout in the headline because...?

 
Dorf11 2007-08-29 08:43:24 PM  
I would rather see her get nailed.

 
Nuno311 2007-08-29 08:43:52 PM  
Shes screwing her way to China to get away from all you Pari-hatas.

 
When_Did_I_Eat_Corn 2007-08-29 08:43:55 PM  
OK, I've finally seen a pic of a woman with sharp knees. Take a look at her right prayerbones!

 
dyank69 2007-08-29 08:44:06 PM  
dammit

 
zilch365 2007-08-29 08:44:20 PM  
What a tool.

/Eh? Eh?

 
The_Original_Roxtar 2007-08-29 08:44:54 PM  
welcome to 3 years ago. has this damn pic been forgotten and re-remembered by the internet already?

 
Nuno311 2007-08-29 08:45:06 PM  
When_Did_I_Eat_Corn: OK, I've finally seen a pic of a woman with sharp knees. Take a look at her right prayerbones!

WHOAH.... you're right. Man her right knee looks deformed...seriously

 
Not_Enginerd 2007-08-29 08:45:18 PM  
SWOrah: That's something I send my mother as a bad joke. On Fark, I expect to actually see her farking someone.

This

 
LordJiro 2007-08-29 08:45:34 PM  
the_cnidarian: BOOO, that is not what I wanted to see.

I'd much rather see THIS than what you seem to be expecting

 
ttc2301 2007-08-29 08:45:58 PM  
You know you clicked on it.

 
DrForrester 2007-08-29 08:45:58 PM  
Not that anyone cares, but if I know anything about swimming pools, there are no screws where she's got that thing pointed. Only masonry.

So it's a pic of nothing.

Screw you, subby!

 
Cyber Duck 2007-08-29 08:47:15 PM  
Yeah, I see what subby did there - copied the headline word for word from the linked page - very clever.

 
stiletto_the_wise 2007-08-29 08:47:18 PM  
submitter I LOL'ed. A "NSFW" warning would have been icing on the cake.

 
Shaggy_C 2007-08-29 08:47:48 PM  
Thanks for getting my hopes up, suckmitter

 
simpsonfan 2007-08-29 08:47:54 PM  
She knows how to get gunk out of cracks.

 
scarchin 2007-08-29 08:48:56 PM  
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 
Wombats 2007-08-29 08:49:19 PM  
I was pleasantly disappointed i didnt have to see another picture of Paris Hilton naked, god knows there are far too many already

 
daveydave 2007-08-29 08:49:33 PM  
This is the third time I fell for that joke.

 
madden101 2007-08-29 08:50:53 PM  
You mean multi-millionaires don't have people they can pay to do that sort of stuff?

/I meant fixing things around the house
//not screwing
///although, I guess I did, in a way

 
aerojockey [TotalFark] 2007-08-29 08:51:27 PM  
Just when you think it cant get any worse better for Paris Hilton, she gets photographed screwing by a swimming pool (w/pic).

/P.H. loves the attention

 
Flying Lasagna Monster 2007-08-29 08:51:40 PM  
bestweekever.blogs.com

I see what you did there, subby.

 
knightedwarrior 2007-08-29 08:51:49 PM  
this thread is useless without pics (NSFW please)

 
gradatim 2007-08-29 08:52:04 PM  
/waits 0.2 seconds for the page to load
//blocks cookie
///cancels

...Sorry, not waiting more than 2/10 second for some idiot's little blog page to load and litter my system with cookies, just to show me boring a picture which is -- if the comments above are any indication -- some sort of juvenile joke anyway.

 
President Erik 2007-08-29 08:53:08 PM  
I hereby title this photo, "Used Flat-head and screwdriver".

 
ericpid 2007-08-29 08:53:29 PM  
was that a let down?

i'm not sure about anything anymore

 
Almost_Witty 2007-08-29 08:54:08 PM  
my favorite part was the ad to get free mcdonalds food next to her. It sorta made me want some, looking at those knees. Fortunately, I like beer better

 
kilgorn 2007-08-29 08:54:21 PM  
assets.espn.go.com

Doody....

 
Fluid 2007-08-29 08:54:22 PM  
SWOrah: That's something I send my mother as a bad joke. On Fark, I expect to actually see her farking someone

Trust me, you shouldn't. Saves you the eyebleach. :)

 
i hate jimmy page 2007-08-29 08:56:57 PM  
This was not worth a greenlight. fark Jen and everyone that looks like Jen.

 
Metal 2007-08-29 08:57:47 PM  
dumb

 
Boritom [TotalFark] 2007-08-29 08:58:02 PM  
Yeeeaaahhhggg!

Pairass gotz teh Knee Cancer!

Her knee is bigger than her boobs!

 
veedeevadeevoodee [TotalFark] 2007-08-29 08:58:20 PM  
NSFW video ... dayum Paris, how long is your neck?

 
Dennis_Moore 2007-08-29 08:58:35 PM  
...nuts.

 
Tokumei 2007-08-29 08:58:44 PM  
i hate jimmy page: fark Jen and everyone that looks like Jen.

YES SIR.

 
duffblue 2007-08-29 08:58:52 PM  
What a farking waste of a greenlight.

 
FrostyOne 2007-08-29 08:59:20 PM  
all that lube and prep... to be let down..

:(

 
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