I see what you did there, subby.

BOOO, that is not what I wanted to see.

Think of the children!

I LoL'd.

/Good one, smitty.
//Screw the rest of ya.

chuck chuck chuck

front page?

That's something I send my mother as a bad joke. On Fark, I expect to actually see her farking someone.

That is some HOT tool action.

I hope it got disinfected after.

Looks like she is holding it wrong...

OMG...That picture, and accompanying joke, is ancient!

/still funny though

Wait...she knows what the word 'screwdriver' means?

Hired!

Is that a flat head or a phillips head?

/inquiring minds

And there isn't even a "site mildly NWS" callout in the headline because...?

I would rather see her get nailed.

Shes screwing her way to China to get away from all you Pari-hatas.

OK, I've finally seen a pic of a woman with sharp knees. Take a look at her right prayerbones!

dammit

What a tool.

/Eh? Eh?

welcome to 3 years ago. has this damn pic been forgotten and re-remembered by the internet already?

When_Did_I_Eat_Corn: OK, I've finally seen a pic of a woman with sharp knees. Take a look at her right prayerbones!

WHOAH.... you're right. Man her right knee looks deformed...seriously

SWOrah: That's something I send my mother as a bad joke. On Fark, I expect to actually see her farking someone.

This

the_cnidarian: BOOO, that is not what I wanted to see.

I'd much rather see THIS than what you seem to be expecting

You know you clicked on it.

Not that anyone cares, but if I know anything about swimming pools, there are no screws where she's got that thing pointed. Only masonry.

So it's a pic of nothing.

Screw you, subby!

Yeah, I see what subby did there - copied the headline word for word from the linked page - very clever.

submitter I LOL'ed. A "NSFW" warning would have been icing on the cake.

Thanks for getting my hopes up, suckmitter

She knows how to get gunk out of cracks.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I was pleasantly disappointed i didnt have to see another picture of Paris Hilton naked, god knows there are far too many already

This is the third time I fell for that joke.

You mean multi-millionaires don't have people they can pay to do that sort of stuff?

/I meant fixing things around the house
//not screwing
///although, I guess I did, in a way

Just when you think it cant get any worse better for Paris Hilton, she gets photographed screwing by a swimming pool (w/pic).

/P.H. loves the attention

I see what you did there, subby.

this thread is useless without pics (NSFW please)

/waits 0.2 seconds for the page to load
//blocks cookie
///cancels

...Sorry, not waiting more than 2/10 second for some idiot's little blog page to load and litter my system with cookies, just to show me boring a picture which is -- if the comments above are any indication -- some sort of juvenile joke anyway.

I hereby title this photo, "Used Flat-head and screwdriver".

was that a let down?

i'm not sure about anything anymore

my favorite part was the ad to get free mcdonalds food next to her. It sorta made me want some, looking at those knees. Fortunately, I like beer better

SWOrah: That's something I send my mother as a bad joke. On Fark, I expect to actually see her farking someone

Trust me, you shouldn't. Saves you the eyebleach. :)

This was not worth a greenlight. fark Jen and everyone that looks like Jen.

dumb

Yeeeaaahhhggg!

Pairass gotz teh Knee Cancer!

Her knee is bigger than her boobs!

NSFW video ... dayum Paris, how long is your neck?

...nuts.

i hate jimmy page: fark Jen and everyone that looks like Jen.

YES SIR.

What a farking waste of a greenlight.

all that lube and prep... to be let down..

:(