...Gonz0wned?

Punjab!

Oh please please please

If they're doing this on a Monday morning, there must be some bad news on the horizon.

Its gonna be a fun day on Fark....

He wants to spend more time with Karl Rove's family.

yay!

.....and the flame war begins!!!

and im sure, he will replace one incompetent fool with another

And...the tone is set.

I have no recollection of him ever even being attorney general. Odd.

The last person to resign....please turn off the lights.

BWAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!!!

GTFO, you farking loser!

Now, can we PUHLEESE have a Bush/Cheney/Rice resignation? Pretty please? With sugar on top?

Boyfriend shook me awake excitedly this morning.

I thought it would be snowing outside.

This is much better. :)

Nice headline. Probably one of the top 5 submitted, at least.

+1

Now that he can stop reading yours, he now has more time for reading his own emails.

Great way to start the week. Of course, I still wonder what slimy bastard will take his place.

May he just won't be able to recall what to do when the time comes?

Days like this suck on TF.

DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE ASS YOU PIECE OF shiat.

Well played, subby.

/another one bits the dust
//Cheney next? please?

This is going to be fun...

/Grabs popcorn
//and a couple more slashes

Picked a good one. I'm sure thousands of headlines were submitted.

lawl..

byebye gonzo!

In other news, Subby doesn't recall how to punctuate a sentence using however.

And who didn't see this coming??

This is the worst headline and it gets the green?

/Bah

+1 submitter.

That is all I can think to type.

Ok, where are the defenders?

I know you're out there.

He resigned rather than being forced to appear for a witch hunt right?

What else?

Come on, I know you're lurking

At least some of his reasons for resignation were legitimate.

CNN is reporting that the #1 candidate to replace him is Chertoff. Maybe Bush will submit the nomination on the second anniversary of Katrina, just to twist the knife.

Good luck getting that one through the Senate, George.

Wow this took long enough to get green-lit. Where the hell were you guys? ... *crys*

LocalCynic: If they're doing this on a Monday morning, there must be some bad news on the horizon.

Yeah, someone in the White House has a case of the Mondays...

Part of me is afraid that this was to serve some other evil purpose.

It seems like all administrative decisions in this presidency are have some dark intent attached.

I wonder if El Presidento Farkwad can pardon this asshat before he gets convicted of lying to congress.

Well I guess that means Gonzo is officially Gone-O.

I think he's the ninth Senior DOJ official to resign since the US attorney scandal erupted. That certainly is an impressive catch for a "baseless fishing expedition".

Thre real question is who his replacement will be. Early smart money is on DHS Secretary "Skeletor" Chertoff. Whether this will be an improvement remains to be seen.

Like dominoes...


/just saying

The White House should just go ahead and install a revolving door, I'm sure they can find some "contractor" to do it for a cool $50,000 or so.

So Gonzales goes "Arriba, arriba! Andale, andale!"

And I'm going "EEEHAH!" ^_^

screencap of TotalFark submissions please?

thanks for the pic Whamdangler

Please take Cheney with you.

And I thought we couldn't get somebody worse then Ashcroft. At this rate Gonzales' replacement will be Beezlebul.

Romeo_Santana: And who didn't see this coming??

Me... they usually do this kind of stuff on Fridays. Something serious must be happening to let the news media have this at the start of a week.

Rats, sinking ship, you know the drill.

They're bailing out faster than passengers in a Lindsay Lohan car chase.

Tat'dGreaser: This is the worst headline and it gets the green?

I doubt it makes any difference. It's the material in the link that's important in this case. Headline is just there for text.

8/27/07

Never forget

bout farkin time.

I wonder when the wrote the first draft of this article.

Actually, considering the Bush admin history of throwing people to the wolves, I bet they start writing the "resigned" articles as soon as a person gets thought of for a gig.

Zathlazip: Boyfriend shook me awake excitedly this morning.

I thought it would be snowing outside.

If it's snowing in Wisconsin in August, you've got some pretty serious things to worry about.