I think that's what KISS meant to name their song, but they got letters mixed up.

A-Rod will try to hit it every time...

perdu: A-Rod will try to hit it every time...

I'm sure most opposing batters will.

Kid's a rockstar...

That's not a new pitch - it's been around since Dizzy Dean.

I thought Bea Arther was already a pitch. It sounds halfway between Bea Flat and Bea Natural.

That sounds like a good band name for Paris, Lindsay, and Brit

papelbon is a great pitcher, but holy shiat he shouldn't be allowed to talk. He sounds more and more like a moran everytime i hear him speak.

HOTTIE?!

/DNRTFA

JC

Correct me if I'm wrong, please.

But isn't that just a cut fastball?

fark the Red Sox organization and their fagot team and fagot fans.

I would appreciate it if you didn't talk about the love of my life in such disrespectful terms.

This is what the Sox do to me.

soledsoled
I hate the Redsox as much as anyone, but you're a moron and you're wasting our oxygen.

Gagne brought a new pitch with him to Boston too. He calls it "The Meat".

soledsoled: fark the Red Sox organization and their fagot team and fagot fans.

Eh, I won't call 'em fags, but basically my sentiments too.

Hearing John Miller on ESPN breathlessly pronounce the names "Papelbon" and "Matsuzaka" is enough to make me puke.

For a minute, I read that as stutter. Now that I think of it, "slutter" is a much better name for a pitch.

"80+ years of suck" isn't really appropriate for naming a pitch with.

/Then again, slutter isn't either.
//Either way, is the sox. So no one really cares.

Until he can bend over double and shoot a 90mph fast pitch out of his ass I'll remain unimpressed.

I bet A-Rod could do it.

the golden girl? the maude?

Bea Arthur of Star Wars fame?

All the sox hate. Just cuz they are the best team in MLB.

Turn some of that to the Yanks, ain't the sox fault your team sux just a bit more this year.

OK, I RTFA and I still don't get the Bea Arthur reference. Is/was she a known 'slutter'? Or is this another one of those inside Fark jokes that a n00b such as myself just doesn't get yet?

/please don't bite the n00bie...

soledsoled: he Red Sox organization and their fagot team and fagot fans.

awww..someone didn't get the reacharound last night that he was expecting

/feeding the trolls, I know, I know

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I step away from Fark to breathe in)

Good show subby!

ExRedStater: OK, I RTFA and I still don't get the Bea Arthur reference. Is/was she a known 'slutter'? Or is this another one of those inside Fark jokes that a n00b such as myself just doesn't get yet?

/please don't bite the n00bie...

It's pretty common knowledge that Bea Arthur was the Annabel Chong of the 1950s.

ExRedStater: OK, I RTFA and I still don't get the Bea Arthur reference. Is/was she a known 'slutter'? Or is this another one of those inside Fark jokes that a n00b such as myself just doesn't get yet?

/please don't bite the n00bie...

Second that.
Inquiring n00bs want to know.

I thought it was going to be called "The Man"

/sadly disappointed

Stink finger fastball?

/Didn't RTFA

He's just jealous of all the attention Matsuzaka gets for his "gyroball." Come to think of it, that might be an interesting TV show, a crime drama or something: "Gyroball and the Slutter."

Stupid Floppy Clownshoes: ExRedStater: OK, I RTFA and I still don't get the Bea Arthur reference. Is/was she a known 'slutter'? Or is this another one of those inside Fark jokes that a n00b such as myself just doesn't get yet?

/please don't bite the n00bie...

It's pretty common knowledge that Bea Arthur was the Annabel Chong of the 1950s.

Thanks! Now who the hell is/was Annabel Chong?????

ExRedStater: OK, I RTFA and I still don't get the Bea Arthur reference. Is/was she a known 'slutter'? Or is this another one of those inside Fark jokes that a n00b such as myself just doesn't get yet?

/please don't bite the n00bie...

Anything that involves sex and Bea Arthur is so non-believable that when you combine the two in the comedic alchemy shop, gold is produced.

Oh, and she definitely is a known slutter.

/submitter

The "Cheese Sammich"?

We NEVER get any credit, but are her most interesting asset.

What is with the Red Sox fascination with inventing new pitches this year?

Bea Arthur is a saint !

JabronieRamone: Bea Arthur is a saint !

I belive you mean Dorothy Mantooth

Geez, and Yankees fans talk about the trolls in the threads about their teams? Ye Gods.

/Best record in MLB
//Biggest division lead in the league
///You guys are just jealous
////Get the sand out of your vags

I came here for the hot Golden Girls pics.

/fap

I have a pitch for you:

Don't talk about baseball and I wont cockpunch you

/am I doing it right?

Wolfmanjames

Me too! The Sox make me blow weed smoke in my dog's face!

-1

Because we all know that Blanche was the #1 slutter in that house.

I love that man

Maybe he will teach the slutter to The Baconator.

MuckSP: ExRedStater: OK, I RTFA and I still don't get the Bea Arthur reference. Is/was she a known 'slutter'? Or is this another one of those inside Fark jokes that a n00b such as myself just doesn't get yet?

/please don't bite the n00bie...

Anything that involves sex and Bea Arthur is so non-believable that when you combine the two in the comedic alchemy shop, gold is produced.

Oh, and she definitely is a known slutter.

/submitter

Gotchya! And thanks for not biting!

Oh good God, this made the front page somehow.

larryhagman's liver: Maybe he will teach the slutter to The Baconator.

The words "slutter" and "Baconator" probably shouldn't be in the same sentence due to fears of what could actually be produced if the two are put together.