If only Constantine adopted voodoo or oprahism.

iTaxFraud

iDoubt it.

iHeretic.

"The method is fair game as long as it's not illegal, immoral or against scripture," Oldham said. "The message must never be compromised."

In January, Church by the Glades put a head-snapping message on a billboard in Broward County: "The Bare Naked Truth on Sex," drawing 50,000 hits on its Web site, www.cbglades.com.

Don't worry, you're in the safe zone.

"Saturday, August 18, 2007

CORAL SPRINGS - Move over iPod, make room for iSermon.."

i got exactly this far in the article and said "jesus farking christ i hate everything about this world" and contemplated suicide but instead decided to just close the article and read no further.

iThinkNot

Buckle up people.

This could become ugly, a religion/apple flamewar

iDiot.

Hep cat daddy-o preacher has the kids' number.

It's stil all a pile of iCrap.

iMen.

iSee

Jesus loves me, this I know,
Because my download told me so.

iChurch

"The method is fair game as long as it's not illegal, immoral or against scripture," Oldham said. "The message must never be compromised."

erm...

Next up - iSlam?

unclejimbo827: "The method is fair game as long as it's not illegal, immoral or against scripture," Oldham said. "The message must never be compromised."

erm...

I don't see what you're getting at.

ELABORATE, VILE SWINE!

Archie Goodwin: iMen.

please, please don't let this be new cliche.

/i will pule extensively if that happens.

iMmoral

Yeah, special savings for Christers. Praise the Jeebus!!!

when i think of Christ, i think of MP3's . . . nice marketing ploy, but kinda hypocritical. Seeing as how Baptists are anti-rock and roll, I'm wondering how this pastor reconciles the fact that he's sending his flock onto iTunes where they could be exposed to the DEVIL!

iLold.

iDontcare

The cult of mac has finally reached a following large enough to be called a church?

Tis a sad day.

Well.. so many Apple fanboys see Apple as a religion... I don't see much difference.

Can I just say as both a Christian AND a Mac user/Apple Fan that this disgusts me?

Boy, you can tell this one's got God and Apple mixed all together.

Cause no one has yet biatched about this getting the unlikely tag instead of the proper one!

UG! You'd be stuck only being able to play that ancient Marathon game!

That'd totally suck!

I prefer iPorn.

/Place in hell, I haz it.

unclejimbo827: "The method is fair game as long as it's not illegal, immoral or against scripture," Oldham said. "The message must never be compromised."

erm...

Exactly what I was thinking. That does sort of imply that a lot of scripture isn't moral or legal. (Which it isn't. Read your scripture. Very religious people tend to ignore all the questionable parts in their bibles)

"The method is fair game as long as it's not illegal, immoral or against scripture," Oldham said. "The message must never be compromised."

I personally think it's questionable to use bribery to get people into church. And this from the religious group who always protests the lottery so hard since it's considered "gambling".

iCanHasCheezburger

As apple thinks they are god, did anyone else not see this coming?

I think we're going to see a lot of people claiming to be Christian just to reap the rewards later.

In other words, no change at all.

So, does that mean I'm going to hell because I use a PC?

/Not that I believe in hell anyways.
//At least not in an eternal damnation sense.
///Seriously, has anyone actually been there, or are we just stuck with fith-hand accounts and cryptic passages from an ancient book?
////Slashies overrule salvation!

What about Robot Hell?

oroku_saki: So, does that mean I'm going to hell because I use a PC?

No, I think that means you're going to Hell if you use a Zune. It said nothing about Mac computers, just the iPuke.

/PC user who also has a Nano
//The Nano was a Christmas gift
///Got on the iChristian trend early?

Make it easier: podcast everything so everybody can download and worship at their convenience.

Because that's what it's about, right?

Wollffeey: No, I think that means you're going to Hell if you use a Zune. It said nothing about Mac computers, just the iPuke.

I can't afford either one, so it looks like purgatory for me!

iSlam

iSee what you did there

Maybe if people download Jesus to their Pod it'll actually work.

I don't own one or have any desire to but every single person I know has had serious problems with theirs at one point in time.

Are they just iDiots?

Even iJesus can't make the iPhone iNcredible.

and also

Thats some good ol' amurican iBullshiat right there.

PRAY-SUH JAY-SUS!
and pass the plate to your right.
only cash will save your soul.


/*hork*