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(palmbeachpost.com) Unlikely iChurch thinks using iPods will help get the iHeathens into iHeaven   (palmbeachpost.com) divider line 58
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happygirl 2007-08-19 02:30:32 AM  
a806.ac-images.myspacecdn.com

 
Phil Moskowitz 2007-08-19 06:30:48 AM  
If only Constantine adopted voodoo or oprahism.

 
cybereal 2007-08-19 06:37:39 AM  
iTaxFraud

 
Sonnuvah 2007-08-19 06:47:03 AM  
iDoubt it.

 
Raw_fishFood 2007-08-19 07:03:10 AM  
iHeretic.

 
Koveras 2007-08-19 07:11:03 AM  
"The method is fair game as long as it's not illegal, immoral or against scripture," Oldham said. "The message must never be compromised."

In January, Church by the Glades put a head-snapping message on a billboard in Broward County: "The Bare Naked Truth on Sex," drawing 50,000 hits on its Web site, www.cbglades.com.


Don't worry, you're in the safe zone.

 
FrankTheTank 2007-08-19 07:38:50 AM  
"Saturday, August 18, 2007

CORAL SPRINGS - Move over iPod, make room for iSermon.."

i got exactly this far in the article and said "jesus farking christ i hate everything about this world" and contemplated suicide but instead decided to just close the article and read no further.

 
phlegmmo 2007-08-19 07:39:09 AM  
iThinkNot

 
spamlord 2007-08-19 07:40:24 AM  
Buckle up people.

This could become ugly, a religion/apple flamewar

 
CheeseEatingBulldog 2007-08-19 07:52:29 AM  
iDiot.

 
BitwiseShift 2007-08-19 08:01:10 AM  
i190.photobucket.com

Hep cat daddy-o preacher has the kids' number.

 
meshman 2007-08-19 08:27:22 AM  
It's stil all a pile of iCrap.

 
Archie Goodwin [TotalFark] 2007-08-19 08:28:36 AM  
iMen.

 
cretinbob [TotalFark] 2007-08-19 08:29:41 AM  
iSee

 
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros 2007-08-19 08:30:04 AM  
Jesus loves me, this I know,
Because my download told me so.

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2007-08-19 08:32:49 AM  
iChurch

 
unclejimbo827 [TotalFark] 2007-08-19 08:33:55 AM  
"The method is fair game as long as it's not illegal, immoral or against scripture," Oldham said. "The message must never be compromised."

erm...

 
imashelcha 2007-08-19 08:44:00 AM  
Next up - iSlam?

 
redface 2007-08-19 08:44:06 AM  
unclejimbo827: "The method is fair game as long as it's not illegal, immoral or against scripture," Oldham said. "The message must never be compromised."

erm...


I don't see what you're getting at.

ELABORATE, VILE SWINE!

 
Occam'sLadySchick [TotalFark] 2007-08-19 08:45:18 AM  
Archie Goodwin: iMen.

please, please don't let this be new cliche.

/i will pule extensively if that happens.

 
HMS_Blinkin 2007-08-19 08:52:18 AM  
iMmoral

 
Occam'sLadySchick [TotalFark] 2007-08-19 08:55:54 AM  
img513.imageshack.us

 
Dialectic 2007-08-19 08:57:20 AM  
Yeah, special savings for Christers. Praise the Jeebus!!!

img237.imageshack.us

 
Slappy Kincaid 2007-08-19 08:58:57 AM  
when i think of Christ, i think of MP3's . . . nice marketing ploy, but kinda hypocritical. Seeing as how Baptists are anti-rock and roll, I'm wondering how this pastor reconciles the fact that he's sending his flock onto iTunes where they could be exposed to the DEVIL!

 
d3sertion 2007-08-19 09:00:55 AM  
iLold.

 
wrenchboy 2007-08-19 09:18:51 AM  
iDontcare

 
Quantumbunny 2007-08-19 09:45:25 AM  
The cult of mac has finally reached a following large enough to be called a church?

Tis a sad day.

 
imfallen_angel 2007-08-19 09:46:21 AM  
Well.. so many Apple fanboys see Apple as a religion... I don't see much difference.

 
Cameron_Talley 2007-08-19 09:55:31 AM  
Can I just say as both a Christian AND a Mac user/Apple Fan that this disgusts me?

 
NuckleheadEd 2007-08-19 10:02:31 AM  
Boy, you can tell this one's got God and Apple mixed all together.

Cause no one has yet biatched about this getting the unlikely tag instead of the proper one!

 
Dustin_00 2007-08-19 10:07:59 AM  
UG! You'd be stuck only being able to play that ancient Marathon game!

That'd totally suck!

 
comslave 2007-08-19 10:13:56 AM  
I prefer iPorn.

/Place in hell, I haz it.

 
Luneward 2007-08-19 10:16:18 AM  
unclejimbo827: "The method is fair game as long as it's not illegal, immoral or against scripture," Oldham said. "The message must never be compromised."

erm...


Exactly what I was thinking. That does sort of imply that a lot of scripture isn't moral or legal. (Which it isn't. Read your scripture. Very religious people tend to ignore all the questionable parts in their bibles)

 
kid_icarus 2007-08-19 10:33:18 AM  
"The method is fair game as long as it's not illegal, immoral or against scripture," Oldham said. "The message must never be compromised."

I personally think it's questionable to use bribery to get people into church. And this from the religious group who always protests the lottery so hard since it's considered "gambling".

 
platkat [TotalFark] 2007-08-19 10:33:35 AM  
iCanHasCheezburger

 
dumbstudent2002 2007-08-19 10:42:53 AM  
As apple thinks they are god, did anyone else not see this coming?

 
i hate jimmy page 2007-08-19 10:53:28 AM  
I think we're going to see a lot of people claiming to be Christian just to reap the rewards later.

In other words, no change at all.

 
Robot Terror 2007-08-19 10:58:18 AM  
iDontThinkSo

 
oroku_saki 2007-08-19 11:23:06 AM  
So, does that mean I'm going to hell because I use a PC?

/Not that I believe in hell anyways.
//At least not in an eternal damnation sense.
///Seriously, has anyone actually been there, or are we just stuck with fith-hand accounts and cryptic passages from an ancient book?
////Slashies overrule salvation!

 
ubermensch 2007-08-19 11:39:23 AM  
What about Robot Hell?

 
Wollffeey 2007-08-19 11:52:57 AM  
oroku_saki: So, does that mean I'm going to hell because I use a PC?

No, I think that means you're going to Hell if you use a Zune. It said nothing about Mac computers, just the iPuke.

/PC user who also has a Nano
//The Nano was a Christmas gift
///Got on the iChristian trend early?

 
safeinsane 2007-08-19 12:11:15 PM  
Make it easier: podcast everything so everybody can download and worship at their convenience.

Because that's what it's about, right?

 
oroku_saki 2007-08-19 12:16:47 PM  
Wollffeey: No, I think that means you're going to Hell if you use a Zune. It said nothing about Mac computers, just the iPuke.

I can't afford either one, so it looks like purgatory for me!

 
ArkyBeagle 2007-08-19 12:25:27 PM  
iSlam

 
Raging Thespian [TotalFark] 2007-08-19 12:38:34 PM  
iSee what you did there

 
FullRoundAction 2007-08-19 12:41:32 PM  
Maybe if people download Jesus to their Pod it'll actually work.

I don't own one or have any desire to but every single person I know has had serious problems with theirs at one point in time.

Are they just iDiots?

 
Bunnya69 2007-08-19 12:41:33 PM  
Even iJesus can't make the iPhone iNcredible.

 
CaptainWes 2007-08-19 01:16:03 PM  
i33.photobucket.com

 
CaptainWes 2007-08-19 01:16:43 PM  
and also

i33.photobucket.com

 
Muad'dibs Ghola 2007-08-19 01:22:59 PM  
Thats some good ol' amurican iBullshiat right there.

PRAY-SUH JAY-SUS!
and pass the plate to your right.
only cash will save your soul.



/*hork*

 
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