Congrats Fark!

Yay!

Happy 3,000,000^th, Fark!

And because this thread will be immortalized, I'd just like to mention my enormous wang.

Yes you can has.

HA!

Wow. THREE million. That's a three, followed by SIX freakin' zeros.

To count to three million, at the rate of one number per second, it would take more than 34 DAYS, nonstop.

If you lived three million hours, you'd be over 340 years old.

Want to travel three million miles? You'd have to make more than 120 trips around the earth, at the equator.

And here we are, at FARK's three-millionth submission. That's a hell of a milestone. I lurked for a few months, then I joined FARK in February 2002 and TF in 2004. Since then I have laughed and cried and made friends here, all because of simple words and pictures that show up on my screen.

I've lost count of the miles I've driven and airplane tickets I've bought to places like Pasadena and Charleston and Atlanta and Chicago, to meet you guys. And I can't wait to do it again.

My job productivity has gone to hell most days, all because of pickle incidents and TeenhealthFX questions and TotalFark happy hours and calamari and incest threads and clamcakes and testicle-trapping chairs and MS Paint and a squirrel with a big ol' nutsack.

Things have changed. People have come and gone. It looks a lot different than it used to. Some good folks were able to 'get over it,' some weren't.

To Drew and the others responsible, I say congratulations and thank you.

Three. Farkin'. Million.

3,000,000 strong, and growing.

Damn, I was close.

Can I just say that this is the 1st time I've posted in the 3,000,000th thread?

that's a lot of abject nonsense

congrats, drew

Posting in a legendary thread.

We did it! Hurray! NGBTW!

likelyculprit: i12.tinypic.com

Brilliant.

/might as well immortalize myself early

In honor of this I just took a huge dump.

(on your mom's face)

Woohoo!

I was part of Thread 3.000.000!

/Yeah Team

You know what I'd do with 3 million dollars?

This thread asplode!

POOP PARTY!

WOOHOO!

Woo Hoo! And I missed it by 8. Twice.

OK, good. Now the raging morons can stfu already and go back to jerking off to tranny porn in the bathroom.

OMG EPIC THREAD!!1

Gah! It's a farking lolcats speak thread. Kill me.

the 3000000 is a cat thread...nice.

Congrats Fark!

I was really hoping it would be a link to Zombo.com.

Suck it, libs

Insert humorous picture here.

/w00t

lolspeak is annoying as shiat.

Way to be Drew and admins.

Happy 3000000 article!

3,000,000!

Way to go, Farkistan!

Ahhhh man... this? Cat speak for the headline of 3 millionth thread? I kinda feel let down =(

Wooooooooooooooo!

I'm so happy I could just shiat

Wow, instagreen.

Here at the beginning...here til the end.

© huzzah

It's here!

Holy shiat. I actually DID get the time warp post.

Dr.Knockboots: You know what I'd do with 3 million dollars?

Six chicks at the same time?

OK, it's over. Can we get back to life now?

/has no life...

drkdstryer: Holy shiat. I actually DID get the time warp post.

you, sir, win the internets x3000000

Nice.
But it needs a little glitter:



That's better.

about time, now can we move on?

Bah. I was kind of hoping the 3 millionth thread would be some irrelevant piece of pseudo-news drivel submitted by someone like me. I see the management had different ideas. So I guess I'll just say:

Eat a bowl of 3 million dicks, submitter.

/Happy milestone, FARK!